Only in America...

jakobsk8 · 02-17-2008, 09:27 AM

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

I'm an american, and I'm not trying to be racist, but its pretty damn funny.

**hoochan** · 02-17-2008, 09:52 AM

This is older than King Tut.

Ju99ernaut · 02-17-2008, 10:39 AM

This is older than the beginning of life.

fido123 · 02-17-2008, 11:01 AM

American's are not a race, they are people belonging to a specific nation. And yeah, older than the internets.

**blindreper1179** · 02-17-2008, 11:03 AM

what's with all this copy paste.

Ju99ernaut · 02-17-2008, 11:06 AM

We are all Asian, Viking, Native American, and European in some way.

edit: Only in America do we copy and paste.

**EAGAMES** · 02-17-2008, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ju99ernaut

Only in America do we copy and paste.

Lol, plagerism.

GuidoHunter · 02-17-2008, 12:19 PM

Things your parents send you with "FW: fw: FW: FW: Fw: FW:" in the subject line should probably stay in email.

Or at least the GBin.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

02-17-2008, 09:27 AM	#1
jakobsk8 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Detroit mane Age: 27 Posts: 208	Only in America... Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. I'm an american, and I'm not trying to be racist, but its pretty damn funny.

02-17-2008, 09:52 AM	#2
hoochan woah shrooms Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,840	Re: Only in America... This is older than King Tut.

02-17-2008, 10:39 AM	#3
Ju99ernaut Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: League City, Texas Age: 36 Posts: 52	Re: Only in America... This is older than the beginning of life.

02-17-2008, 11:01 AM	#4
fido123 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 32 Posts: 4,245	Re: Only in America... American's are not a race, they are people belonging to a specific nation. And yeah, older than the internets.

02-17-2008, 11:06 AM	#6
Ju99ernaut Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: League City, Texas Age: 36 Posts: 52	Re: Only in America... We are all Asian, Viking, Native American, and European in some way. edit: Only in America do we copy and paste. Last edited by Ju99ernaut; 02-17-2008 at 11:09 AM..

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