2007 FFR Forum Awards Results!!!

[Specforces]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

After deciding to write this myself I have finally finished drafting up the results from the 2007 FFR Forum Awards.

There is a list at the bottom with all of the results if you don't feel like reading this entire post.

So here goes.

Winning the award for Friendliest Poster is HammyMcSquirrel. The award for Most Helpful Poster goes to JasonKey, and Admin that's not shy when it comes to providing assistance to users in need. Winning the award for Least Friendly Poster goes to g4z33b0, and Least Helpful Poster is awarded to gabgabo. Congrats on being either a help or a nuisance....

Once again, the man who destroys us all in the postcount area and the outrageous amount of posting per day Biggest Postwhore. Come on up, Tasselfoot. We're all very proud of your spamming of the Staff Forums, congrats.

Moving on we have the Most Random Poster award. This award goes to a poster of very few words and a seemingly shorter attention spam. Good job, Pokelda.

heyitsmee wins the least noticed poster winner.
I've never even heard of him.

With over a million users and growing every day, FFR has a lot of newbies, or n00bs as we so endearingly label them. Some newbies stand out more than others, in good and bad ways. Winning Best Newbie is Solomine Grey, Well done. Worst Newbie is a tie once again, going to AOD_ELEMENT / ty77le77r77. Good job, idiots.

On to what a lot of people will be interested in. Sexiest Male and Sexiest Female. These awards are presented to Specforces (me) and Syhto:



I'm a sex machine.




That concludes the GENERAL part of the awards ceremony. We move now to the FORUM section. These awards are given to the people who are most noticed (for better or worse) on the FFR forums.

Best Avatar had a clear cut winner this year, and the award goes to.... hammymcsquirrel.

Here's what his avatar looks like:

A little Conker action.

Worst avatar is once again Synthlight for the second year in a row, maybe this is a hint to change it James?

now...

Signatures are next in line. Best Signature goes to Darkshark :



It's pretty cool.

Worst Signature goes to NarutoFoxDemon,



I can only imagine what kinds of disgusting furry crap he cropped from this picture.

Coming up on the two awards that some of the staff care about, we have Best Moderator and Best Administrator. The winners again for the second year in a row are Guido and Tass. These two are especially worthy because they are both gigantic penisheads.

Best Overall Poster goes to Devonin. He's contributed a lot to the forums, especially CT, and he's incredibly intelligent. Good job.

Worst Overall Poster:

g4z33b0 wins. I think he's banned, and if he's not I'm pretty sure I could ban him just for fun.

Most Missed goes to Shash, but an honorable mention goes to TheRapingDragon. We miss you Reaper and we can't wait until you get back here.

Least Missed:
Arch0wl, his ******ry was endless.

Best Thread has turned out to be Tibs x Gigatron Present. This thread is so epic that I'm climaxing just posting about it.

The Worst Thread goes to Homosexuality. Reason: see thread.

That concludes the FORUM awards. We move on to the awards for THREADS.

This section is for showing everyone at FFR just what the best threads this year were, whether you liked them or not they were legendary. Starting in Critical Thinking we have the thought provoking winner of the Most Interesting CT Discussion. The winner is a tie for Rap Music Bad Influence On Kids? and Homosexuality(worst thread and most interesting discussion, go figure).

The Funniest Garbage Bin Thread is [This Looks Shopped, which is basically a place where people repost stuff until it isn't funny anymore.

Most Enjoyable Chit-Chat Thread turns out to be an easy win for Post Your Picture again, because nothing else in Chit Chat is really worth reading.

We come now to the ultimate thread. The Best Thread 2006. It goes to Tibs x Gigatron Present, and rightfully so.

We move on to PERSONALITY. This is what we think of people.

Funniest Poster goes to TIBS. He's a hilarious guy/girl(you decide) and a great person.

On the other hand, Least Funny Poster is awarded to g4z33b0, who happens to win a lot of bad awards. Good job, idiot.

Smartest Poster goes to Devonin. Check out his CT threads and posts to confirm this, but the guy is pretty smart. Stupidest Poster goes to damanwithdaskillz. I don't really know who he is, but I'm sure the forum knows that he is an idiot.

Most Interesting Poster goes to Devonin. Great job being smart and interesting, now go get a girlfriend.

The next three awards were all fought over eagerly from the cream of FFR’s artistic crop.
Most Talented: MrRubix
Best Music: cornandbeans
Best Artist: KgZ / Silvuh

The people have spoken, good job.

FUTURE! It’s the thing we fear, but here on the forums you need to look to the future for the next winners and losers. Let’s get going.

The Next Mod award goes to Sprite-, come accept your award, and possibly future modship. Next Admin goes to Rebirth, but I doubt he'll actually get it because he's a toolbag. Love ya Rebirth!

The Next Ban award was won while voting was still happening g4z33b0. Congrats, you've picked up almost every single negative award, you are truly an idiot.

The User Most Likely To Leave Soon award goes to: BrilliantDynamiteNeon.
I don't know why, but if you're leaving we'll miss you man.

We are coming up to the end of the awards and to conclude we have a new section that TheRapingDragon made, dedicated to all that is THE GAME. I felt that we need to celebrate the best of the players of the game.

Best File 2007: Szamar Madar
Worst File 2007: Excite Bike / Mocha Ocean

Many people play THE GAME, but there are some who we notice more than others, they play day after day, game after game, whoring it to the point where they become number 1 rank purely because they have the biggest cumulative score. The first FFR Gamewhore is awarded to lumphoboextreme. Good job, the forum thinks you're a whore. Finally, our final award goes out to that player who has showed promise in recent months, the one most emulating the fast rise. Our Up And Coming FFRer is xptrippynessxd. Congratulations.

Here are all of the results in a list:

GENERAL:
Friendliest: Hammymcsquirrel
Least Friendly: g4z33b0
Most Helpful: JasonKey
Least Helpful: gabgabo
Biggest Postwhore: Tasselfoot
Most Random: pokelda
"Who Am I": heyitsmee
Best Newbie: Solomine Grey
Worst Newbie: AOD_ELEMENT / ty77le77r77
Sexiest Male: Specforces
Sexiest Female: Syhto

FORUM:
Best Avatar: hammymcsquirrel
Worst Avatar: Synthlight
Best Sig: Darkshark
Worst Sig: NarutoFoxDemon
Best Mod: Guidohunter
Best Admin: Tasselfoot
Best Overall Poster: Devonin
Worst Overall Poster: g4z33b0
Most Missed: Shash
Least Missed: Arch0wl
Best Thread: Tibs x Gigatron Present
Worst Thread: homosexuality

THREADS:
Most Interesting CT Discussion: Rap Music Bad Influence On Kids? / homosexuality
Funniest TGB Thread: This Looks Shopped
Most Enjoyable CC Thread: Post Your Picture V
Best Thread 2007: Tibs x Gigatron Present

PERSONALITY / OTHER:
Funniest Poster: Tibs
Least Funny Poster: Tibs x Gigatron Present
Smartest Poster: devonin
Stupidest Poster: damanwithdaskillz
Most Talented: MrRubix
Most Interesting Poster: devonin
Best Music: cornandbeans
Best Artist: KgZ / Silvuh

FUTURE:
Next Mod: Sprite-
Next Admin: Rebirth
Next Ban: g4z33b0
User Most Likely To Leave Soon: BrilliantDynamiteNeon

FFR THE GAME:
Best File 2007: Szamar Madar
Worst File 2007: Excite Bike / Mocha Ocean
FFR Gamewhore: lumphoboextreme
Up And Coming FFRer: xptrippynessxd

This took entirely too long and I even used TRD's old example as a template.

Good job and some bad jobs winners, hopefully this year will be as great as the last.

~Spec

[lumphoboextreme]

1st

[Specforces]

Oh, by the way, I am a massive massive massive attention whore. The only person that rivals me is Tasselfoot... and maybe Lightdarkness

[Tokzic]

i almost won funniest

almost

[Coolboyrulez0]

Awesome! I am not on there though

[dandandamdandan1111]

5th.

[XpTrIpPyNeSsXd]

Woo! I technically won twice, cause I made darksharks sig for him. :3

[omgitznpv]

trip is up and coming

;_;

he kinda quit

[jugglinguy]

awesome!

[hoochan]

oh

[NFD]

I found that picture on Photobucket like that, by the way. :V

[Arcsynth]

No big surprises. Good job guys!

[rsr2]

Congratz Everyone

[~HentaiXXX~]

Great job to all, hope you enjoy the wonderful pride.

[pokelda]

Originally Posted by Tokzic

i almost won funniest

almost

I would've voted for you ;_;

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

I think I forgot to vote...

[Syhto]

This doesn't seem right.

[~HentaiXXX~]

Originally Posted by pokelda

I would've voted for you ;_;

I voted for him, what happened to you, don't you care about Tokzic's funniness?

[heyitsmee]

Well look at that my endless joy for winning a one month subscription has just been "Sup" (if thats how one says it) by this most glorious of awards

Well thank you.

Edit: i know little of this man called "Tibs" in my book Funniest Poster goes to the sex machine - post brought smiles to my face
+++ President George W. Bush just flew over my house with all his helicopters can it get any better?! my life is complete.

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Originally Posted by Syhto

This doesn't seem right.

It looks like it's all correct...except for Best Artist. That was actually a three-way tie between KgZ, Silvuh, and aperson. Devonin and I did the tallies, and we both got that after double-checking.