How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

madmatt621 · 01-7-2008, 01:03 AM

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass.

Here are the ground rules:

You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
The children are merciless and will show no fear
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

CLICK HERE TO BEGIN

P.S. I could take out 33!

Hylian · 01-7-2008, 01:09 AM

30.

Everyone is going to lie.

Though I didn't.

**-Fallen-** · 01-7-2008, 01:14 AM

I can take out 25 apparently..

TD_m0nster · 01-7-2008, 01:21 AM

**freakysnots** · 01-7-2008, 01:32 AM

You could take on 12 five year old kids in a fight.

[TeRa] · 01-7-2008, 01:36 AM

29, i feel as i would take out a lot more than that though, this thing is very inaccurate.

**freakysnots** · 01-7-2008, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [TeRa]

29, i feel as i would take out a lot more than that though, this thing is very inaccurate.

The children are merciless and will show no fear

They will bite you.

**-Fallen-** · 01-7-2008, 01:46 AM

I could take out a lot more, 1 hit knock out for most of them or nearly kill them if they are 5 you know... Retardedly inaccurate.

[TeRa] · 01-7-2008, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freakysnots

The children are merciless and will show no fear

They will bite you.

5 year olds barely have teeth rofl, and the teeth they do have, fall out super easily.

besides, im willing to test this IRL for you if you'd like.

Psycho8137 · 01-7-2008, 01:52 AM

Hylian · 01-7-2008, 01:52 AM

I take that back. I doubt anyone lied haha.

protoman40211 · 01-7-2008, 02:42 AM

MarukuAntoni · 01-7-2008, 03:26 AM

about 100. 1-hit ko. ive built my stamina for this.

**EnR** · 01-7-2008, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarukuAntoni

about 100. 1-hit ko. ive built my stamina for this.

You're funny, now actually go do the quiz.

Hylian · 01-7-2008, 04:41 AM

I tried several combinations, and the highest I could get was 39.

imadethisfromboredom · 01-7-2008, 04:47 AM

what? 25?

guess i gotta hit the gym more.

immawhiteguy · 01-7-2008, 04:49 AM

Seriously doing it, I got 35. Like Hylian, I got up to 39 or so trying other outcomes.

------- · 01-7-2008, 05:25 AM

"Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?"

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

lolololololollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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**TS_SonicMaster** · 01-7-2008, 05:33 AM

**phe0nixblade** · 01-7-2008, 06:07 AM

You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

01-7-2008, 01:03 AM	#1
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 37 Posts: 3,000	How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules: You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court There are no weapons or foreign objects Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin) The children are merciless and will show no fear If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you. CLICK HERE TO BEGIN P.S. I could take out 33!

01-7-2008, 01:09 AM	#2
Hylian FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Texas Age: 37 Posts: 314	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? 30. Everyone is going to lie. Though I didn't. __________________

01-7-2008, 01:14 AM	#3
-Fallen- xqsite OG Join Date: May 2005 Location: Canada Age: 38 Posts: 2,836	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? I can take out 25 apparently.. __________________ One of the original members of the xqsite + FFR community. BlankZero - 15 year vet + RobbyZero - 15 year vet

01-7-2008, 01:21 AM	#4
TD_m0nster FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: california Posts: 248	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? 25

01-7-2008, 01:32 AM	#5
freakysnots 八一 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Xinjiang, PRC Age: 33 Posts: 2,904	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? You could take on 12 five year old kids in a fight. __________________

01-7-2008, 01:36 AM	#6
[TeRa] FFR Player Join Date: May 2007 Age: 35 Posts: 9,922	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? 29, i feel as i would take out a lot more than that though, this thing is very inaccurate.

01-7-2008, 01:46 AM	#8
-Fallen- xqsite OG Join Date: May 2005 Location: Canada Age: 38 Posts: 2,836	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? I could take out a lot more, 1 hit knock out for most of them or nearly kill them if they are 5 you know... Retardedly inaccurate. __________________ One of the original members of the xqsite + FFR community. BlankZero - 15 year vet + RobbyZero - 15 year vet

01-7-2008, 01:52 AM	#10
Psycho8137 FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Location: Gotham City Age: 37 Posts: 265	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? 24. __________________ ^^^ Tass

01-7-2008, 02:42 AM	#12
protoman40211 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: WAYYYYYYYY over thata way Age: 34 Posts: 35	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? 26 __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

01-7-2008, 03:26 AM	#13
MarukuAntoni mmmMMMmmm Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: California Age: 38 Posts: 521	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? about 100. 1-hit ko. ive built my stamina for this. __________________ IF I CAN CLIMB A TREE, I CAN CLIMB MT EVEREST. IF I CAN DRIVE A CAR, I CAN PILOT A SPACE SHUTTLE. IF I CAN PEE, I CAN BE THE PRESIDENT. IF I CAN POO, I CAN RULE THE WORLD!

01-7-2008, 04:41 AM	#15
Hylian FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Texas Age: 37 Posts: 314	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? I tried several combinations, and the highest I could get was 39. __________________

01-7-2008, 04:47 AM	#16
imadethisfromboredom FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 390	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? what? 25? guess i gotta hit the gym more. __________________ SUPPORT FFR CHARACTERS! Play & Download my new simfile: Sepia! FCs: 167 Best FC: Deep Breath(2-0-0-0) =D AAAs: 54(53 + 1 skill) Most Recent: {Losing Touch} Best AAA: Driveway [Heavy] Tier Points: 48 Skill Tokens: 69 Winner of Sweet & lXD's unoffical tournament(beginner) Winner of Gun92's FFR Tournament(Intermediate)

01-7-2008, 04:49 AM	#17
immawhiteguy FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In Florida somewhere.. Age: 34 Posts: 584	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? Seriously doing it, I got 35. Like Hylian, I got up to 39 or so trying other outcomes. __________________ I have some catching up to do. Goodness.

01-7-2008, 05:25 AM	#18
------- Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 19	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? "Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?" During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children? lolololololollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 24

01-7-2008, 05:33 AM	#19
TS_SonicMaster FFR Lolicon Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Naval Air Station Pensacola, FL Age: 34 Posts: 1,257	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? 25 __________________ Best and Only AAAA: Ageha BF2014 5 Greats SDG vid Maid and Pocket Watch of Blood Oni 9 Greats 1 CB vid Thermosphere 1 CB vids from super nub days

01-7-2008, 06:07 AM	#20
phe0nixblade Praise the sun mofo Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lordran Age: 34 Posts: 4,281	Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight? You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight. __________________

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