Little Spears is pregnant.

[Chrissi]

You missed one. "Don't use two."

I just keep remembering this video that I watched in my Dark Side of Sex class, about prostitutes. Anyway, some of those women are pretty dumb. I guess you can't blame them, judging from how crappy their lives have been in general.

Anyway, I will never get this out of my head. A lady was talking about how she always practiced very safe sex, wouldn't let any guy near her with cuts, sores, or without a condom. Then she says this brilliant line: "And if he's a big fucker, I make him wear TWO."