most retarded moments EVER!!!

[ddrmaxextreme2]

Originally Posted by purebloodtexan

A few months ago (In what I believe was his Pre-AP Algebra II class), my friend Jacob tried to jump over the desk -- by "desk" I mean those retarded ones attached to the chair. He ended up doing a front-flip and ran into the wall.

=D do you go to LCHS ? also same thing happened today in Algebra 2. XD

[ddrmaxextreme2]

funny thing happened at my school before the desk of doom was revealed.

today these two kids got into a fight because some other random kid decided to shout out loud "I pearced your mom last night klayton!!!" and he sounded like this other guy. Klayton heard this and bieng the dumbass he is he ran and tackled the guy at lunch time (he tackled the wrong guy). Funny thing was that this went on for like 5 minutes and NO ONE CAUGHT THEM. I will post pictures.

[purebloodtexan]

Originally Posted by ddrmaxextreme2

=D do you go to LCHS ? also same thing happened today in Algebra 2. XD

No, Stony Point High School. It's just north of Austin, Texas.

[dood gone krazee]

One time at my friends birthday party, it was kinda late, we were all around a bonfire. (it was only like 9:30 or so)

we were really bored, decided to dare my friend Spencer into doing something crazy.

We told him. "Spencer, we'll give you ten bucks if you strip down all you have on, run around the bonfire, then jump over it."

He said alright, we had the ten bucks, we didnt think hed do it.

He did.

He ran behind a little shack, came out with nothing on, running around the bonfire. disgusting sight.
All the while, my friend John sneaks behind the shack where Spencer's clothes are, takes his clothes, and runs into the house, closing all doors, windows, etc. Everyone else runs in, excpet Spencer, he stays out to get his clothes on. Finding out we took them, he got really mad.
Little did we know some girls were walking towards the house the whole time. Lets just say they havent said a word to Spencer since then.


Soo many other things too many to name, such as in the middle of a Band Concert, my friend Steven stands up in his Tux, and yells. "Stevie Hot Time! Ready To Masturbate!!!"

He starts strippin. X_X

[Cenright]

I don't know how you people get away with some of this stuff. The only thing I can remember is using mousepads as frisbees and having a mousepad projectile fight.

I never did much like you people, I was more trusted. That was probably why I had access to a master key to the school a lot of the time.

[purebloodtexan]

Originally Posted by Cenright

I don't know how you people get away with some of this stuff. The only thing I can remember is using mousepads as frisbees and having a mousepad projectile fight.

I never did much like you people, I was more trusted. That was probably why I had access to a master key to the school a lot of the time.

I love having friends that are complete jackasses.

Let them do it first. If they aren't caught first-hand, then jump in.

[6 p01nt3d*st@r]

Once I was putting somthing in the fridge when I droped my cell phone in dog water a couple days after getting it.

[TS_SonicMaster]

Got in a fight with my uncle yesterday; busted lip and bruised left elbow, still hurts :<

And at school yesterday:
-Took apart pens and put ink on the walls and speaded it around
-Kept trying to jump over table rows in study hall, we ended up breaking about 5 of them
-Christmas ornament fight in the hall after school was let out (Those things hurt)

[skishmonkey72]

Me and a few friends were fooling around at lunch outside. We thought it would be fun to ram into each other, seeing how far we could knock the other person. I rammed this one guy so hard I broke both bones in my left wrist all the way through. I realized after the guy had crouched down slightly with his elbow facing me, and that's what my wrist hit. I haven't done anything like that since.

P.S. The other guy wasn't hurt at all. Oh well. Guess that's a good thing.

[ddrmaxextreme2]

Once upon a time in a land far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away...NOTHING HAPPENED! The END

[dood gone krazee]

Originally Posted by ddrmaxextreme2

Once upon a time in a land far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away...NOTHING HAPPENED! The END

oh wow, your mature.

Haha, the other day in band, my friend (who plays the trombone) thought it was a grnad idea to pull a prank when our teacher was in a particularly cranky mood.

The prank, of course, shooting the slide of the trombone off of the instrument, straight towards our teacher.

Hit him square in the face, he like flew back and hit the door, moments later the principal walks in coincidentally. I havent seen my friend at school for... 4 days now. >_<

[jono2007]

Originally Posted by RB_Dreamscanner

I wouldn't call this very retarded, but after fapping i decided to look down and i shot in the face. Ew.

My god, that happened to me to. Hopefully nobody will notice how disgustingly inappropriate that is.

[sk8r_daniel]

When I was younger, up to about 15 years old, I was much more adventurous and would climb 200 ft. cliffs above jagged rocks, beaches and water. I was almost at the top of one cliff that was very unstable, rocks were sliding out from my feet and it was difficult to get much of a grip. As I was 5-6 feet from the top while reaching for some brush, my foothold let go and free fell for about .1 seconds. My reflexes must be amazingly quick in life or death situations because i grabbed a scandally tree growing from the cliffside which supported my light weight. From there I eventually made it up but that thenth of a second was the scariest moment in my life! Lesson learned....don't climb cliffs without climbing gear and don't climb cliffs with bad footholds.

[sk8r_daniel]

Hmmm... here is a retarded story: So we have this huge hill that we would skateboard down and at the end of the hill it curves sharply to the right, and across a small bridge. You can never really tell when cars are going to come until you are well on your way down the hill, and there is no stopping then! Usually we would just make the turn standing up, but our friend who weighs 270 or more decides to lay on the board and go down the hill. Luckily no cars came but he kept going straight and smashed into the building at the foot of the hill. He didn't really get hurt but it looked hilarious.

[purebloodtexan]

Daniel, try to avoid double posting unless you're using it for or with humor.

[thepiratebox]

Originally Posted by Xx{Midday}xX

Other: Once, before I went to orchestra practice, I was real thirsty, so I drank what I thought was a bottle of poland spring water. I don't remember what happened at practice, but because no one noticed except my stand partner, I guess I wasn't affected that much (I apparently kicked my stand partner in the shin for playing a wrong note...). I came home, my mom goes "Where's the cooking sake I left in the poland spring water bottle?"

OWNED!!!

[purebloodtexan]

This happened about two years ago. Me, Todd, Gage, and Harrison were finding frogs and swatting at them with Tennis rackets. When we ran out of frogs, we started swatting ice, then rocks. We hit a ton of them in this guy's backyard, and freaked out when we found out that he was back there the whole time.

[SysRq]

Originally Posted by ddrmaxextreme2

Once upon a time in a land far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away...NOTHING HAPPENED! The END

You're funny. =/

~SysRq

[thepiratebox]

When I was in like, 5th grade, my friends and I got in a 'fight' at recess. At one point, my friend Jonah and I got knocked over and we rolled down a hill. At the end, I was facing towards the building at the end (BRICK WALL, MIND YOU) and I ended yp doing a backflip and smashed my head against the wall.

It hurt. A LOT.


Another time, more recently, I was on vacation and my step took me to this army base he used to stationed in that was in Colorado Springs. My mother, my step brother, my step father and I were walking along, step father telling a story, and I wasn't paying attention. I suddenly hurried up, noticing I was kind of far behind the others, and I rammed right into a metal pole. I still have the bump... >_>;;

[csoup1414]

oh, try knocking over a 6 foot tall christmas tree while helping the security guard in your school put it up...
this little petite security guard, putting up a tree says to me "hey dearie, can you get this plugged into that socket up there" (please do not ask why the socket is up by the top of the tree, our school is ghey)
anyway, im not much taller than her (5'1") and i stand on full pointe to get to the socket...well...try not to stand on tippie tippie toes in vans...its painful...
my toes give out, i stumble forward, and into the tree...me on top of the tree and her under it...
WOW so funny...