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Old 10-3-2007, 10:14 PM   #21
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*noob* help me out cj...I don't get it : (. I presume the site of birthing pineapples can make zombies go blind ..
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Old 10-3-2007, 10:32 PM   #22
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The author of the Zombie Survival Guide is coming to speak at my school tomorrow.
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Old 10-3-2007, 10:50 PM   #23
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I like how people are all acting as though zombiism has to be 28 days later zombiism where it's a virus or a disease that will eventually die down.

You all need to watch "The Serpant and the Rainbow" starring the redoubtable Bill Pullman. Zombiism is named after an African/Haitian God, Zombi. The dead are reanimated through voodoo rituals, it isn't a disease, it isn't a virus. Its supernatural, man.
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Old 10-3-2007, 10:54 PM   #24
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Fortify something with few windows, doors, and possibly large metal entrances with atleast 10 other survivors, ration your food and when things are good and cozy (in terms of defenses) find your way to a grocery store or something like a hardware store for weapons, if you can find a gun store, all the better. You'll have to send out infantry troops for supplies and have some way of watching for them to come back. If someone becomes infected (assuming this disease is contageous) kill them and anyone they have been within 3 feet of in the past minute or equip them with a disposable weapon and send them after the masses, the more damage they do the better.


EDIT: If possible it would be nice to set up an moat or some kind of barricade around your fortress seeing as zombies are retarded and can't swim, climb or any of that fun stuff, as humans can.

Once you have set up your base and have a disposable number, it would be best to try and find other survivors over the world, set up a form of communication and begin mankind's retaliation.

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Old 10-3-2007, 11:39 PM   #25
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Easy:
1. Sneak to a video store, steal season 1 of The Andy Milonakis Show
2. Sneak to New York and hack into all the screens in Time Square, and
3. Play it over and over again until the few remaining brain functions the zombies have cease to run.
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Old 10-4-2007, 12:49 AM   #26
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Protagonists magically gain the power to operate heavy/highly-complicated machinery in the event of a zombie outbreak or other catastrophic plot-catalytic event. As such, it does not matter if the people who have the ability to fire nukes are dead, because everyone else can! Haven't you ever played a Resident Evil game?
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Old 10-4-2007, 04:23 AM   #27
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If you can find yourself in an alley backed into a corner, it would not be difficult to slice zombies down one by one with a sword before they could get to you.
Dumbass. you'd get so ****ing tired. What a terrible suggestion.

First, you barricade yourself in a school or prison, then you have sex with as many females as possible. You take the resulting babies, and lure the zombies to one side of the school/prison. Then, you sneak out the other side.
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Old 10-4-2007, 04:41 AM   #28
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An alternative option: Interbreeding
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Old 10-4-2007, 04:49 AM   #29
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Wait.

Revelation.

What's so bad about being a zombie anyway?

No need to worry about impressing that girl you like, or to get good grades, or to make lots of money.

Just..

Braaaaaaainssssssssssss.
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Old 10-4-2007, 05:07 PM   #30
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Using a gun wouldn't be wise for most of you. I doubt that any of you know how to use a gun without hurting yourself.

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Old 10-4-2007, 05:49 PM   #31
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Using a gun wouldn't be wise for most of you. I doubt that any of you know how to use a gun without hurting yourself.
1. Spread feet out to shoulder width
2. Hold gun out with both arms extended
3. Squeeze trigger and allow for recoil

Somthing like this? If half retarted gangsters can do it I think us people with %1000 finger co-ordation can.
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Old 10-4-2007, 05:51 PM   #32
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Probably run away?
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Old 10-4-2007, 05:54 PM   #33
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1. Spread feet out to shoulder width
2. Hold gun out with both arms extended
3. Squeeze trigger and allow for recoil

Somthing like this? If half retarted gangsters can do it I think us people with %1000 finger co-ordation can.
Half retarded gangsters dont do all 3 of those steps.

Btw its coordination

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Old 10-4-2007, 05:59 PM   #34
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Half retarded gangsters dont do all 3 of those steps.

Btw its coordination
My laptop is broken and my parents use IE Q_Q...woe is me
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Old 10-4-2007, 09:06 PM   #35
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you guys are playing too many video games

PS-"We exist together now. 2 corpses in 1 grave..."
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Old 10-4-2007, 11:16 PM   #36
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Using a gun wouldn't be wise for most of you. I doubt that any of you know how to use a gun without hurting yourself.
You presume a lot, to make assumptions about people you don't know. Guns are easy to use. Rifles can have an annoying amount of recoil, but easily manageable if you hold them right. I personally like shotguns, though.

Besides

1. Find turret
2. Right bumper
3. Hold B button
4. Cheapest weapon in game
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Old 10-4-2007, 11:34 PM   #37
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Old 10-4-2007, 11:38 PM   #38
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Dumbass. you'd get so ****ing tired. What a terrible suggestion.

First, you barricade yourself in a school or prison, then you have sex with as many females as possible. You take the resulting babies, and lure the zombies to one side of the school/prison. Then, you sneak out the other side.
you suck, don't you know the story of the 300 spartans? that's exactly what they did, idiot.
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Old 10-5-2007, 02:47 AM   #39
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******.

That's a ****in movie. Not reality with zombies.
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******.

That's a ****in movie. Not reality with zombies.
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