09-17-2007, 11:06 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
Because this thread is win.
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09-18-2007, 01:10 AM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
have one now. but until recently it was - lack of AAA's or FC's (turns em right off ya know?)
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09-18-2007, 03:37 AM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
Before I got a girlfriend, it was because I'm fat, very mean, and not too attractive.
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09-18-2007, 05:29 AM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
I don't give a ****.
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09-18-2007, 01:11 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
But, I do have one.
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09-18-2007, 04:19 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
I'm really pretentious about music
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09-18-2007, 04:48 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
stuck it in her pooper.
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09-18-2007, 05:52 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
Solipsistic pixelmania keeps women away (for some reason;P)
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09-18-2007, 06:15 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
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09-19-2007, 08:47 AM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
Because I pwn too much.
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09-19-2007, 09:09 AM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
he moved and got married
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09-19-2007, 01:37 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
i have gf but when there best firend tell her i srewd her harder then i get dump
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09-19-2007, 03:47 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
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09-19-2007, 03:58 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
I like animals better.
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09-30-2007, 03:23 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
I'm too good for them.
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09-30-2007, 03:26 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
She's taken.
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09-30-2007, 03:50 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
Parents.
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09-30-2007, 05:16 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
Women make dick cry much.
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09-30-2007, 05:42 PM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
I'm ugly, bottom line.
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10-2-2007, 10:38 AM
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
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oh, but my five words. Im too good for sluts |
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