worst day ever

[burningeyes88]

Originally Posted by mead1

Yes, I was beat up every day my freshman year by a man named Gary Charlemagne Schaller. He picked me out on the first day because I had spiked hair. He was like eight feet tall and ripped as ****. He'd walk through the halls bellowing "I smell the blood of an englishman." I, of course, would be hiding on top of a row of lockers. He'd always find me in the end though, being eight feet tall and all. One day, I decided to not take his **** anymore. I spent like a month growing my thumb nail until it was like four inches long. I sharpened it every day on stones and desks and the like. On the last day of October, he was walking the halls looking for me, and I was on top of locker row eight. He saw me, and right at that moment, I dove, my thumb gouging right into his eye. He howled and started clawing at me, so I twisted my thumb. Eventually he fell down and slowly bled to death. This all took place in-between periods, so everyone saw it. Nobody ever ****ed with me again. That was when High School started looking up.

rofl that was so retarded