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Those tunnels can be sneaky bastards.
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Location: Regina, SK, Canada
Age: 34
Posts: 1,436
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![]() Clearly none of you guys have ever heard of a thing called self preservation.
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#43 |
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Whether it's sports or just being a jackass, there's just too much calling to us to back down.
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#44 |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Age: 32
Posts: 25
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![]() lol, when i was about 11 I was in a hurry to get some fireworks. So, when the van i was in stopped, i jumped out and ran to nearest fireworks stand. But when i started to run out of the van, my feet were gone. Come to realize, I tripped on my shoelace, fell out of the van...oh, my left elbow landed on a beer bottle. WTF MATE!! Who the heck falls on a beer bottle. ANYWAYS, i was rushed to the hospital and got my elbow taped up (after removing some glass out of my elbow!) (elbow skin to thin to stitch...it sucked with the tape..always liked to fall off). So now, I have a nice 3 inch scar on my elbow. I usually say i got in a barfight, more believable.................yeah, more believable, a bar fight at age 11.
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#45 |
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![]() .......Especially when you're 16.......
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#46 |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Age: 32
Posts: 25
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![]() sounds better that way especially since i am a computer techie...yeah...lol
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#47 |
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![]() I fell off a cliff once after being attacked by guard dogs oops sorry did I completely ruin all your pussy injuries :V
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Location: Seattle, WA
Age: 36
Posts: 329
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![]() Let's see...fell eight feet from the top of a skateboard ramp after my skateboard slipped out from under me, and ended up landing about an inch next to a 5 foot stick sticking out of the ground. Luckily, I only fell on my left side, so the pain wasn't that bad.
When I was about 5 years old, my brother and I had a knife fight using butcher knives, and I lost. He sliced halfway down my thumb, and I ended up having to get 12-15 stitches. Got in 5 car wrecks in one month. One of the five wasn't that bad, but in all five the car I was in was total'd. I have other bad moments, but I just can't remember all of them at the moment.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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![]() I was riding across a street and a big 18 wheeler almost hit me, but I jumped off my bike and the bike got hit...poor thing, I never knew a bike could get put into that many pieces.
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 90
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![]() i got a paper cut
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#52 |
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Where the polar bears live
Age: 32
Posts: 72
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![]() ok back from teh hospital FINALLY!
broke my knee cap clear in two, my leg is in a brace and i still can't feel my left foot. on crutches for who knows how long, and i just got off a morphine high. and now my leg is starting to hurt like theres no tomorrow ![]() ![]() |
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![]() I got hurt from trying all these ridiculous stunts you guys did in your stories.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Rochester, NY
Posts: 428
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#56 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Age: 32
Posts: 4,245
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![]() Get a cobra head cane...they are much cooler and can hide a button within the head that do all sorts of evil shenanigans.
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![]() I'm still winning.
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#58 |
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Where the polar bears live
Age: 32
Posts: 72
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![]() not my fault i'm extremely accident prone! besides i'd love to stop hurting myself and no matter what i try i'll get hurt, break my nose walking into a door, stub and break a toe walking aroudn the house, or i'll fall up/down the stairs and break my knee cap in half like i did last night, then spend like 12 hours in emerge/the walk in clinic.
btw anyone ever have a 9" stilleto heel in the back of their skull? and then fall down the stairs? or just the stilleto? |
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Praise the sun mofo
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Location: Lordran
Age: 32
Posts: 4,281
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#60 |
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 19
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![]() The other night we were at my friends house, and he has this huge 12 foot long whip (with little metal balls on the ends no less). So one of his college friends trys it out, first he gets himself in the back, and then later he almost took his ear off. (youd have thought he'd learn after the first time?
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