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Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 18
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"do you know why i pulled you over?"
(answer the question!)
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Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: New York City, New York
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Something I actually replied with the only time I was pulled over (by a cop who was totally in the wrong and said I was speeding in a mall parking lot -- cameras later proved it false):
"No, but I know you're probably wrong" |
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Do you know why i pulled you over?
What're you bored? First thing that came to mind, I know it sucks. |
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Absurd
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could you hold my beer while i stash my gun in the glove box
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The part from Liar Liar is probably the funniest by far.
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 218
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Because I'm black?
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Very Grave Indeed
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I know someone personally who was once pulled over for speeding quite excessively, and when the cop came to his window said
"I've been waiting all day to catch a speeder like you" to which he responded "I'm sorry officer, if I'd known you were waiting, I'd have gotten here faster" He got off with a warning. |
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haha, some of them are funny.
Im Out, Purelife |
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Yes, do YOU
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: I can't tell you, I'm playing Hide and Go Fall Off A Cliff!
Posts: 307
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Well, the movie said that the cop will put me "in the nuthouse", but I wanted to see if that was true.
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"because you wanted to race?"
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Beach Bum Extraordinaire
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Quote:
Here's another: "Do I care?" |
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: :uoıʇɐɔoן
Posts: 2,680
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5. I'm sorry I was speeding officer, but when your wife says she wants it now, she means NOW!
4. Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. The question is. . . do you know why I took my junk out of my pants? 3. I don't have a license, registration, or insurance. BUT, I do happen to have two crisp one-dollar bills. . . 2. I notice your badge says "To Protect and to Serve". In that case, I'll take some condoms and a latte. 1. Just give me a warning. Look, if you let me get off, then I'll let you get off. Know what I'm sayin'?? FTW!! |
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WtfuxPotatoHAX!!~
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No idea, but you're pretty handsome! Can I have your Cop ID number?
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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can you hold me beer while i straighten my car? thanks, you can keep that one, i've got 5 more (speed off)
lol longest yard |
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i like cheese
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occifer, there's no blood in my alcohol! *hic*
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Middle Of Nowhere.
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I KNEW I SMELLED BACON!!!
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no speake english, then you just pretend to say random things in japanese or something.
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