Tell Me Your Funny Saying - Page 3

i_was_forced · 07-29-2007, 12:01 PM

I'm not retarded. I just have cronic immaturity.

RealmWorrior9 · 07-29-2007, 12:12 PM

thats what she said
best comeback ever

burningeyes88 · 07-29-2007, 02:15 PM

confucious say"horny man who go 2 bed with jelly in had wake up with jam in crotch"

EI_Tizzy · 07-29-2007, 04:18 PM

Ancient Chinese proverb:

"Constipated People Don't Give A S***"

RealmWorrior9 · 07-29-2007, 04:26 PM

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous,

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said, you look fat in those pants.",

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

**bmah** · 07-29-2007, 04:30 PM

You're like a broken pencil...

Pointless.

RealmWorrior9 · 07-29-2007, 04:34 PM

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

purebloodtexan · 07-29-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealmWorrior9

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous,

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said, you look fat in those pants.",

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

........No.

And your sig is way too big.

EI_Tizzy · 07-29-2007, 04:46 PM

That thing IS pretty big... like annoyingly big... can't you stick with one favorite guy?

... that's what she said OOOOOOHH!!

O.T.:

A wife of 50 should be like money... you should be able to exchange for two 20's, one of which has a 10.

RealmWorrior9 · 07-29-2007, 04:50 PM

better?

EI_Tizzy · 07-29-2007, 04:51 PM

After re-reading it... I realize that might not be a good one... it looked better in my mind, I swear!

Oh, and yes, that's a LOT better... still a lot, but now it isn't an eyesore

jellygod · 07-29-2007, 04:57 PM

this is one of my sayings i use when somebody says they are gonna do something or get something "yea thats cool i guess...if your into that sort of thing"

**bmah** · 07-29-2007, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealmWorrior9

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Huh? Are you referring to me? I'm just telling my own "funny saying", not really talking about you.

-Live_Free- · 07-29-2007, 05:18 PM

Me and my gf have a saying that goes-
In this relationship I wear the pants, however she always takes them off

purebloodtexan · 07-29-2007, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealmWorrior9

better?

No, as in there's a rule on sig size.

edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by The rules thread

Avatars and Signatures: please keep your signature to a maximum width of 500 pixels, and a maximum height of 250 pixels. Avatars must be no more than 200 pixels in height, and no more than 175 pixels in width.

RealmWorrior9 · 07-29-2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmah

Huh? Are you referring to me? I'm just telling my own "funny saying", not really talking about you.

no

Shadowstar7 · 07-29-2007, 08:59 PM

"You wrote that I was a recluse rapist. I am not a recluse."

- Actual letter, written by boxer Mike Tyson, to a newspaper columnist.

kylehaas · 07-29-2007, 10:01 PM

Your mom is so ugly that she entered into an ugly contest and was disqualified.
Professionals aren't allowed.

...
Yes, Hello?
Why, yes, you are the lucky winner of our random phone call contest!
What do I win?
Well, Is your TV on?
Yes. Yes it is.
HOW DOES IT FIT?!?!?!?!?!

evilcowgod · 07-29-2007, 10:38 PM

"Reality continues to ruin my life" calvin
"Everything goes somewhere, and I go everywhere" mr. universe
"Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence" Robert J. Hanlon
"There are only two kinds of people who laugh at the law, those who make it, and those who break it." Darkmark

**xxburriedaly06xx** · 07-30-2007, 03:47 PM

F($@ me backward....

or

F*$@ me twice

07-29-2007, 12:01 PM	#41
i_was_forced FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 13	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying I'm not retarded. I just have cronic immaturity. __________________ "Be yourself, don't take anyone's sh!t, and never let them take you alive.” -Gerard Way Austin: "Woa. Laura went from emo to catholic." Me: "Laura was catholic all along, Austin.." everyone laughs Austin: "Well, I was baptized so I think I'm baptist..." Me: "The genius has spoken." Oh, the sweet days of 7th grade... Jamie Leigh

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RealmWorrior9 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: D.C. Age: 35 Posts: 50	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying thats what she said best comeback ever __________________

07-29-2007, 04:26 PM	#45
RealmWorrior9 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: D.C. Age: 35 Posts: 50	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous, A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said, you look fat in those pants.", Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... __________________

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bmah shots FIRED Global Moderator, User Support Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edmonton, AB Age: 37 Posts: 8,448	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying You're like a broken pencil... Pointless.

07-29-2007, 04:34 PM	#47
RealmWorrior9 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: D.C. Age: 35 Posts: 50	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. __________________

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Shadowstar7 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 34 Posts: 108	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying "You wrote that I was a recluse rapist. I am not a recluse." - Actual letter, written by boxer Mike Tyson, to a newspaper columnist. __________________ Last edited by Shadowstar7; 07-29-2007 at 09:02 PM..

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kylehaas FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Age: 34 Posts: 368	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying Your mom is so ugly that she entered into an ugly contest and was disqualified. Professionals aren't allowed. ... Yes, Hello? Why, yes, you are the lucky winner of our random phone call contest! What do I win? Well, Is your TV on? Yes. Yes it is. HOW DOES IT FIT?!?!?!?!?! __________________ Sincerely, Kyle 92% of the teenage population has switched to rap. If you are the 8% who ROCKS, copy & paste this in your signature. ~~80's Rules!~~ <a href="http://www.iobit.com? aff=auto"><img border="0" alt="IObit Freeware - Care For Your PC" title="IObit Freeware" src="http://www.iobit.com/aff/Images/468x60.png"/></a>

07-29-2007, 10:38 PM	#59
evilcowgod FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Planet vegeta Age: 35 Posts: 531	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying "Reality continues to ruin my life" calvin "Everything goes somewhere, and I go everywhere" mr. universe "Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence" Robert J. Hanlon "There are only two kinds of people who laugh at the law, those who make it, and those who break it." Darkmark __________________ <- Support! "Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this." Evilcowgod is not amused. Last edited by evilcowgod; 07-29-2007 at 10:45 PM.. Reason: added quote

07-30-2007, 03:47 PM	#60
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