FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread - Page 29

xplayfan · 06-9-2007, 04:15 PM

Ceiling cat is this epic, powerful animal that will make you so emotional and breathless that you will just breakdown in joy. Ceiling cat has been with us ever since the age of man. He has been there during Martin Luther King Jr's death. He was there on 9/11. He was there when gas prices were ridiculously overpriced. We owe everything in this world to ceiling cat. There should be a religion dedicated to ceiling cat. Ceiling cat is the source of everyone's existence. Without ceiling cat, the world would end.

psychopete · 06-9-2007, 04:15 PM

What is Ceiling Cat? Only the greatest terror known to man. Ceiling Cat stares at you, waiting for the opportune moment to strike. While you're watching that porn of yours, he's watching you do whatever the heck you do when you watch porn. You only see him looking down at you when you're done, after letting out a loud hiss. It then covers back up the celing tile and reports to God that there is another kitten to kill.

kailure · 06-9-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by kailure

ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.

Ceiling cat caught me once and I was like, "Wtf ceiling cat?"

HK_KrAz3 · 06-9-2007, 04:15 PM

ceiling cats for me are the world i mean they watch wat u do all da time even wen u dont notice it they can see you making lov and think wtf. They are the world to me. I have a special bond with them and i would never like to break it. A ceiling cat is lke your parents or your wife you luv dem till death forever and cherish them for a lifetime. Thats what a ceiling cat is to me

**Infernova** · 06-9-2007, 04:16 PM

What IS "The ceiling cat"? Well...

When God created the universe, he first created the planets, but for one reason. As a ceiling for cats. It has been the research of many scientists over the years, many coming to the conclusion that the world was created by 'The Big Meow'. Adam and Eve felt threatened by these ultimate creatures, and thus were determined to persuade mankind that they were to be kept in cages, and away from power. In some cases, these poor things were even eaten by the government in order to prevent a 'Mew Mew Revolution'; the age of a new feline era.

However, being the highly intellectual creatures that they are, the cats managed to infiltrate the human bases, known as 'houses', to gather a collection of information on humans. With their 'cute' appearance, many cats are now freely bred and kept as 'pets' all over the Earth.

Throughout these observations, they have noticed many things about a typical lifestyle, including the art of masturbation. The cats will use their newly acquired knowledge to penetrate our weaknesses and retrieve control over the galaxy yet again.
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How this helps towards me getting a subscription, I have no idea, but I severely hope it does. xD

By the way, all of the above is true, so PM me for more theories above Ceiling Cat, and I might reply if I'm in the mood.

Smok3y · 06-9-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by WhyCry

Wow, this turned into spam fast.

This is the very nature of the internet. Especially when you ask people to do things like this. rofl.

**Bloodhunger539** · 06-9-2007, 04:17 PM

O_o some of these people seem to be worshipping Ceiling Cat

**WhyCry** · 06-9-2007, 04:18 PM

Ceiling cat, we know him as our god, as our friend at a time of need.He is always there to watch us masturbate, no matter what the time or where the place.He is our friend.In a way, our elder or whatsoever Idol.As he watchs us, we feel safe in a way that no one could ever feel.He is the best cat ever.He fears nothing but dogs.The evil ceilling dogs, he fights a war everyday against them.Praise HIM PRAISE HIM!

Mr. Jefferson · 06-9-2007, 04:18 PM

What Ceiling Cat Means to Me

Ceiling Cat: A ceiling cat is no ordinary ceiling. It is one who is swift yet agile, Quick yet quiet, unlucky yet very lucky. You may think that this is it

but it isn't. You don't know what the ceiling cat looks like because no one has ever seen one before. People think that ceiling cats look like cats but that is just a legend. Ceiling cats do not fall or break, they do not stain nor drip. It is a cat that looks like a ceiling not a ceiling that looks like a cat. Thank you.

**adlp** · 06-9-2007, 04:18 PM

so has the judge been decided yet?

**rebel yell** · 06-9-2007, 04:18 PM

whats up guys?

RB_QT-kenny · 06-9-2007, 04:19 PM

A CEiling cat is a cat watching you get naked and watching you masturbate.

**Bloodhunger539** · 06-9-2007, 04:19 PM

i dont think theres a judge... idk =/

**u84** · 06-9-2007, 04:20 PM

I am hoping the title of judge goes to me for this round. We will see, though.

**Synthlight** · 06-9-2007, 04:21 PM

I will decide on a judge about 15 minutes before the 5pm contest starts and the 4pm one ends.

Cheers,

Synthlight

**Adamaja456** · 06-9-2007, 04:21 PM

To me, Ceiling Cat means hate and love. Someone obviously threw their cat up at the ceiling hoping it would die. But he didn't realize cats has 9 lives. The cat ran away to the Lab in CSI and fell into Grissom's hands. Grissom examined the cat and through evidence, found out it was thrown up and hit the ceiling with great force. Then Sara walked in and asked about the cat. Grissom explained it was abused from being catapulted to the ceiling so Sara decides to name the cat Ceiling Cat. Grissom and Sara have a minute of silence, then smile at each other. Sara picks up the cat and they go back to Grissoms place to get freaky. Hate formed the Ceiling Cat and Love was made from the Ceiling Cat =]

Raveren · 06-9-2007, 04:22 PM

Hell, since the judge wasn't stated alound, I went ahead and judged them all myself anyway, maybe my picks will be right.

**jdkelly1** · 06-9-2007, 04:22 PM

Ceiling Cat Means Cheeseburgers To Me. Nice Burgers With Grilled Eggs With Smoked Sausage And Melted Cheese Drisseled On Top In Between 4.76 Whole Wheat Buns. Ceiling Cat Was My Personal Chef Who Would Make Me These Delicious Cheeseburgers At The Snap Of My Teeth. Too Bad He Got Hit By A Tree.

merlinseras · 06-9-2007, 04:23 PM

Ceiling Cat means a lot to me. It reminds me of my old cat and our fun together. ok, it wasn’t fun for the cat, but i was lmao. honestly, ceiling cat means nothing to me, i don’t know them, and i probably won’t, but it is nice to see that the winners get to have publicity. thank you for letting me remember the cat i had when i was young, but you really mean nothing to me.

**rebel yell** · 06-9-2007, 04:23 PM

synth i won an official ffr contest today wheres my vbeta rofl version????

06-9-2007, 04:15 PM	#561
xplayfan FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New York Age: 33 Posts: 752	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling cat is this epic, powerful animal that will make you so emotional and breathless that you will just breakdown in joy. Ceiling cat has been with us ever since the age of man. He has been there during Martin Luther King Jr's death. He was there on 9/11. He was there when gas prices were ridiculously overpriced. We owe everything in this world to ceiling cat. There should be a religion dedicated to ceiling cat. Ceiling cat is the source of everyone's existence. Without ceiling cat, the world would end.

06-9-2007, 04:15 PM	#562
psychopete Quite electrifying. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: <query unsuccessful> Age: 34 Posts: 833	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread What is Ceiling Cat? Only the greatest terror known to man. Ceiling Cat stares at you, waiting for the opportune moment to strike. While you're watching that porn of yours, he's watching you do whatever the heck you do when you watch porn. You only see him looking down at you when you're done, after letting out a loud hiss. It then covers back up the celing tile and reports to God that there is another kitten to kill.

06-9-2007, 04:15 PM	#564
HK_KrAz3 FFR Player Join Date: May 2007 Location: O-ToWn Posts: 222	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread ceiling cats for me are the world i mean they watch wat u do all da time even wen u dont notice it they can see you making lov and think wtf. They are the world to me. I have a special bond with them and i would never like to break it. A ceiling cat is lke your parents or your wife you luv dem till death forever and cherish them for a lifetime. Thats what a ceiling cat is to me

06-9-2007, 04:16 PM	#565
Infernova Onii-chan! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Scotland Age: 35 Posts: 48	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread What IS "The ceiling cat"? Well... When God created the universe, he first created the planets, but for one reason. As a ceiling for cats. It has been the research of many scientists over the years, many coming to the conclusion that the world was created by 'The Big Meow'. Adam and Eve felt threatened by these ultimate creatures, and thus were determined to persuade mankind that they were to be kept in cages, and away from power. In some cases, these poor things were even eaten by the government in order to prevent a 'Mew Mew Revolution'; the age of a new feline era. However, being the highly intellectual creatures that they are, the cats managed to infiltrate the human bases, known as 'houses', to gather a collection of information on humans. With their 'cute' appearance, many cats are now freely bred and kept as 'pets' all over the Earth. Throughout these observations, they have noticed many things about a typical lifestyle, including the art of masturbation. The cats will use their newly acquired knowledge to penetrate our weaknesses and retrieve control over the galaxy yet again. _____________________________ How this helps towards me getting a subscription, I have no idea, but I severely hope it does. xD By the way, all of the above is true, so PM me for more theories above Ceiling Cat, and I might reply if I'm in the mood.

06-9-2007, 04:17 PM	#567
Bloodhunger539 The kids don't like it Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 51	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread O_o some of these people seem to be worshipping Ceiling Cat

06-9-2007, 04:18 PM	#568
WhyCry FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 186	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling cat, we know him as our god, as our friend at a time of need.He is always there to watch us masturbate, no matter what the time or where the place.He is our friend.In a way, our elder or whatsoever Idol.As he watchs us, we feel safe in a way that no one could ever feel.He is the best cat ever.He fears nothing but dogs.The evil ceilling dogs, he fights a war everyday against them.Praise HIM PRAISE HIM! __________________

06-9-2007, 04:18 PM	#569
Mr. Jefferson FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 33	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread *What Ceiling Cat Means to Me* Ceiling Cat: A ceiling cat is no ordinary ceiling. It is one who is swift yet agile, Quick yet quiet, unlucky yet very lucky. You may think that this is itbut it isn't. You don't know what the ceiling cat looks like because no one has ever seen one before. People think that ceiling cats look like cats but that is just a legend. Ceiling cats do not fall or break, they do not stain nor drip. It is a cat that looks like a ceiling not a ceiling that looks like a cat. Thank you. __________________ Have you been up my wishing tree, cha, It's where I come to think and dream, Now I would like to show you my wishing tree, jamon, Where we can laugh and giggle and scream, heehee, Won't you imagine along with me, We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea, jamona, Yes we can do everything... and I mean everything, Up in my, wishing tree, heehee aaaahhhh! Last edited by Mr. Jefferson; 06-9-2007 at 04:25 PM..

06-9-2007, 04:18 PM	#570
adlp FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,757	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread so has the judge been decided yet? __________________

06-9-2007, 04:18 PM	#571
rebel yell Soren pwns Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 27	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread whats up guys?

06-9-2007, 04:19 PM	#572
RB_QT-kenny FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 34	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread A CEiling cat is a cat watching you get naked and watching you masturbate.

06-9-2007, 04:19 PM	#573
Bloodhunger539 The kids don't like it Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 51	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread i dont think theres a judge... idk =/

06-9-2007, 04:21 PM	#575
Synthlight Administrator Founder, System Administrator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: United States of America Age: 52 Posts: 3,057	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread I will decide on a judge about 15 minutes before the 5pm contest starts and the 4pm one ends. Cheers, Synthlight

06-9-2007, 04:21 PM	#576
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 35 Posts: 6,433	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread To me, Ceiling Cat means hate and love. Someone obviously threw their cat up at the ceiling hoping it would die. But he didn't realize cats has 9 lives. The cat ran away to the Lab in CSI and fell into Grissom's hands. Grissom examined the cat and through evidence, found out it was thrown up and hit the ceiling with great force. Then Sara walked in and asked about the cat. Grissom explained it was abused from being catapulted to the ceiling so Sara decides to name the cat Ceiling Cat. Grissom and Sara have a minute of silence, then smile at each other. Sara picks up the cat and they go back to Grissoms place to get freaky. Hate formed the Ceiling Cat and Love was made from the Ceiling Cat =] __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

06-9-2007, 04:22 PM	#577
Raveren FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Corpus Christi, TX Age: 35 Posts: 785	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Hell, since the judge wasn't stated alound, I went ahead and judged them all myself anyway, maybe my picks will be right. __________________ “A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence.” -Leopold Stokowski

06-9-2007, 04:22 PM	#578
jdkelly1 FFR Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Deer Park, NY Posts: 2	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling Cat Means Cheeseburgers To Me. Nice Burgers With Grilled Eggs With Smoked Sausage And Melted Cheese Drisseled On Top In Between 4.76 Whole Wheat Buns. Ceiling Cat Was My Personal Chef Who Would Make Me These Delicious Cheeseburgers At The Snap Of My Teeth. Too Bad He Got Hit By A Tree.

06-9-2007, 04:23 PM	#579
merlinseras FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 25	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling Cat means a lot to me. It reminds me of my old cat and our fun together. ok, it wasn’t fun for the cat, but i was lmao. honestly, ceiling cat means nothing to me, i don’t know them, and i probably won’t, but it is nice to see that the winners get to have publicity. thank you for letting me remember the cat i had when i was young, but you really mean nothing to me.

06-9-2007, 04:23 PM	#580
rebel yell Soren pwns Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 27	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread synth i won an official ffr contest today wheres my vbeta rofl version????

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