FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread - Page 28

**sarahxjane** · 06-9-2007, 04:10 PM

Ceiling cat is a source of entertainment for me. I giggle when I find him catching others doing their little... ahem... deeds. He is always reminding me to masturbate in a more secluded place. I know that when I am sitting in my room alone, that he is always watching. Always waiting. >=3

**WhyCry** · 06-9-2007, 04:10 PM

Yeah well, i'll judge, Jump in a pool of oil, light myself on fire, and jump out of an airplane.. Beat that.

fido123 · 06-9-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fido123

Celing cat is my Hero. When I get the urge to touch myself I know I can't because he is watching. My "area" has had some bad rashes and bruising from such things but now no more thanks to celing cat. Don't forget, Celing cat is watching you masturate.

This thread moves fast...

**i love you** · 06-9-2007, 04:11 PM

new song?

n0vajin · 06-9-2007, 04:11 PM

Ceiling cat....that cat is my world! :[ I just wish it would come down, I'm so lonely *cries* Come down ceiling cat! Daddy misses you! Win me a subscription...

Ceiling cat is my only friend... when I was out in the streets, ceiling cat took me in. Gave me a home, food, and love.

**Brilliant Dynamite Neon** · 06-9-2007, 04:11 PM

EDIT: Ninja'd. Now I have absolutely no chance of getting a subsciption.

**u84** · 06-9-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WhyCry

Yeah well, i'll judge, Jump in a pool of oil, light myself on fire, and jump out of an airplane.. Beat that.

Ok. I will stay alive so I have the ability to judge while you rot in an everlasting dirt=nap.

varmuusketju · 06-9-2007, 04:11 PM

**** missed that

Smok3y · 06-9-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by varmuusketju

**DrugstoreCowboy** · 06-9-2007, 04:12 PM

Ceiling cat is basically god and/or your conscience. Some people say they see him and others say they dont. Regardless, Ceiling cat is there. Ceiling cat knows what you are doing at all moments in your life. Whether you are sleeping, eating, drinking or fapping, ceiling cat knows. Ceiling cat can either be your best friend or your worst enemy. So remember ceiling cat the next time you are doing something that you shouldn't be doing. Ceiling cat is all-knowning and sees all. I love you ceiling cat.

**MrZombie** · 06-9-2007, 04:12 PM

Ceiling Cat: By definition, a Ceiling Cat is not only naturally born badass, but is by far the most vicious felion in the existence. If you ever end up crossing eyes with a Ceiling Cat, surgeon generals warning strictly reads, "Let it pwn you. For the love of god, just let it pwn you."

- MrZombie

**Bloodhunger539** · 06-9-2007, 04:12 PM

lol, so many entree's!!!
I'm waiting to see who synth picks for judge... XD

**WhyCry** · 06-9-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by u84

Ok. I will stay alive so I have the ability to judge while you rot in an everlasting dirt=nap.

Nah, I mean after i'm done judging.. HEHE, yes thats right.

teh_masterers · 06-9-2007, 04:12 PM

Ceiling Cat, in my opinion, is one of the most glorified cats in all of interwebz.. he is pretty kul and should be the prime minister of Canada, cause you know, Stephen Harper likes men.

meno_rocks123 · 06-9-2007, 04:13 PM

Ceiling cat is an amazingly dirty little kitten. All it does all day is watch you masturbate. I personally like keeping things like that out of the eyes of other living things and I'm sure others do too. Pedo ceiling cat, who knew? but seriously, what's next for this dirty little kitten? loli? or more masturbation on the sofa? or maybe it will come down and scratch the furniture and go outside and run and play and eat and lick itself like normal cats do. But no, I think this cat is far beyond help and needs a large amount of mental therapy as do many other cats, dogs and other dirty animals. This is why I am setting up a foundation for these poor poor animals. By donating, you will be giving me the money that I can use to pay for their therapy, and if therapy fails, electroshock therapy, and if that fails, mental asylum. People, realize how scarred they must be. Imagine watching people masturbate all day every day for your whole life. How would you feel?
Please, save the animals.

**WTFBrandon** · 06-9-2007, 04:13 PM

yayyy =]

**Bloodhunger539** · 06-9-2007, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Smok3y

ROFL CEILING CAT IS FROM BEYOND YOUR GOD!!!!

drifterz · 06-9-2007, 04:14 PM

Ceiling Cat: Noun) 1 Definition : A mysterious cat which watches one endure in mastubation. It gets the name "ceiling cat" from hiding in the ceiling.

**adlp** · 06-9-2007, 04:14 PM

look at that. that cat is 1000% win, i mean, it sticks its head out just to see you beat it. i dont know about anyone else, but if i was to be wacking off, i would want this cat to be in my ceiling watching.

why is this cat so great?

its a mystery. people love mysteries. people love ceiling cat.

i love you, ceiling cat.

**WhyCry** · 06-9-2007, 04:14 PM

Wow, this turned into picture spam fast.

06-9-2007, 04:10 PM	#542
WhyCry FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 186	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Yeah well, i'll judge, Jump in a pool of oil, light myself on fire, and jump out of an airplane.. Beat that. __________________

06-9-2007, 04:11 PM	#544
i love you Live a wonderful life~ Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,313	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread new song? __________________ =============================== The idea that RDCP 3 may come out in the future is a fun thought to have~ ===============================

06-9-2007, 04:11 PM	#545
n0vajin FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 187	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling cat....that cat is my world! :[ I just wish it would come down, I'm so lonely cries Come down ceiling cat! Daddy misses you! Win me a subscription... Ceiling cat is my only friend... when I was out in the streets, ceiling cat took me in. Gave me a home, food, and love. __________________ FFR Prodigy? Tier Points: 220 (218 + 2 for 86 AAAs)

06-9-2007, 04:11 PM	#546
Brilliant Dynamite Neon nobody fiffers anymore. Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 6-arrow land Age: 33 Posts: 2,440	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread EDIT: Ninja'd. Now I have absolutely no chance of getting a subsciption. __________________ ~ OFFICIALLY RETIRED FROM FFR THE GAME AND FFR TWG ~ Thanks for the memories, folks. u da bes

06-9-2007, 04:11 PM	#548
varmuusketju FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Finland Age: 37 Posts: 34	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread **** missed that

06-9-2007, 04:12 PM	#550
DrugstoreCowboy Is Famouz Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Michigan Age: 38 Posts: 3,409	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling cat is basically god and/or your conscience. Some people say they see him and others say they dont. Regardless, Ceiling cat is there. Ceiling cat knows what you are doing at all moments in your life. Whether you are sleeping, eating, drinking or fapping, ceiling cat knows. Ceiling cat can either be your best friend or your worst enemy. So remember ceiling cat the next time you are doing something that you shouldn't be doing. Ceiling cat is all-knowning and sees all. I love you ceiling cat. __________________

06-9-2007, 04:12 PM	#551
MrZombie Insert Witty Title Here Join Date: May 2004 Location: PHILADELPHIA Age: 36 Posts: 555	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling Cat: By definition, a Ceiling Cat is not only naturally born badass, but is by far the most vicious felion in the existence. If you ever end up crossing eyes with a Ceiling Cat, surgeon generals warning strictly reads, "Let it pwn you. For the love of god, just let it pwn you." - MrZombie __________________

06-9-2007, 04:12 PM	#552
Bloodhunger539 The kids don't like it Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 51	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread lol, so many entree's!!! I'm waiting to see who synth picks for judge... XD

06-9-2007, 04:12 PM	#554
teh_masterers Mashes on every song. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: I'm a Gypsy. Posts: 136	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling Cat, in my opinion, is one of the most glorified cats in all of interwebz.. he is pretty kul and should be the prime minister of Canada, cause you know, Stephen Harper likes men. __________________

06-9-2007, 04:13 PM	#555
meno_rocks123 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: in a box on the corner of main and broadway Age: 33 Posts: 2,324	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling cat is an amazingly dirty little kitten. All it does all day is watch you masturbate. I personally like keeping things like that out of the eyes of other living things and I'm sure others do too. Pedo ceiling cat, who knew? but seriously, what's next for this dirty little kitten? loli? or more masturbation on the sofa? or maybe it will come down and scratch the furniture and go outside and run and play and eat and lick itself like normal cats do. But no, I think this cat is far beyond help and needs a large amount of mental therapy as do many other cats, dogs and other dirty animals. This is why I am setting up a foundation for these poor poor animals. By donating, you will be giving me the money that I can use to pay for their therapy, and if therapy fails, electroshock therapy, and if that fails, mental asylum. People, realize how scarred they must be. Imagine watching people masturbate all day every day for your whole life. How would you feel? Please, save the animals.

06-9-2007, 04:13 PM	#556
WTFBrandon Shout out to Hades Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dan's pillow Age: 35 Posts: 1,387	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread yayyy =]

06-9-2007, 04:14 PM	#558
drifterz FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 33	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling Cat: Noun) 1 Definition : A mysterious cat which watches one endure in mastubation. It gets the name "ceiling cat" from hiding in the ceiling.

06-9-2007, 04:14 PM	#559
adlp FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,757	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread look at that. that cat is 1000% win, i mean, it sticks its head out just to see you beat it. i dont know about anyone else, but if i was to be wacking off, i would want this cat to be in my ceiling watching. why is this cat so great? its a mystery. people love mysteries. people love ceiling cat. i love you, ceiling cat. __________________ Last edited by adlp; 06-9-2007 at 04:29 PM.. Reason: words

06-9-2007, 04:14 PM	#560
WhyCry FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 186	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Wow, this turned into picture spam fast. __________________ Last edited by WhyCry; 06-9-2007 at 04:18 PM..

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