The Vending Machine

[ChaosMaster1]

*out comes hen4ti*
*Inserts ex-girlfriend*

[thepondermatic]

Your current girlfriend gets a little angry.

*inserts DM Ashura*

[craZ_kylo]

*out pops randomness*
*inserts EMO gene*

[monkeybomb45]

*out comes the emo kid in my spanish class*
*inserts some electricity*

[ChaosMaster1]

*out comes a shock-induced seizure*
*inserts Missle*

[EskimoCarl]

*out comes not one missile but half a missle and gives u 3rd degree burns*
*inserts school homework =D*

[monkeybomb45]

*out comes a note from a doctor saying your arm is dissolving from the inside out and you are excused from all homework from this point forth*

*inserts a dissolving arm*

[coolade123]

*Out comes McDonalds McNuggets!*

*Inserts 40 pounds of pure lard*

[ChaosMaster1]

*out comes grease*
*inserts cheeto*

[Pizza_Pi]

*out comes an empty bag of cheetos*
*Puts in God, Satan, and a DDR pad*

[link583]

*out comes insanity*
*puts in toxicninja*

[monkeybomb45]

*out comes a non-toxic nonja*
*inserts the edit button*

[EskimoCarl]

*out comes a noob who dont use a edit button*
*inserts a noob*

[Erin_]

You get a massasve cereberal hemmorage brought on by total miss-use of the english language! :'D

*Inserts a grammar handbook*

[falcondude]

Out comes an illiterate noob.

*Inserts box of crackers*

[EskimoCarl]

Out comes cheese but no crackers

*inserts a pig

[monkeybomb45]

*out comes three pigs*

*inserts a rooster*

[falcondude]

Out come three roosters.

*Inserts a hat and a pair of running shoes*

[Sephiroth28]

*Out comes Micheal Jackson in a jogging uniform*

*Stuffs him back in to escape the horror*

[EskimoCarl]

*out comes him and his clone ready to rape you*

*inserts Sanjaya