B-day!

[omega_grunt666]

its my b-day today!

everyone who reads this will be rewarded a free cookie AND OR muffin of choice,
types:
chocochip!
brains [dont think i forgot about you zombies out there]
and TOKENS!

may take 6-8 business years to deliver, upon delivery you will also recieve free tickets to Zombi-Land, where all the employees want to eat your brains

Disclaimer: token flavored cookies DO NOT contain real tokens, they are artificially produced replica's,

Ingredients: Asbestos, Lead, Mercury, Vinyl Chloride, Bromotrifluoromethane, Sulphur hexafluoride, and trace elements of Benzene.

May cause:
-Nausea
-Irritability and short tempers
-Hostility
-Homicidal impulses
-Rapid loss of mental clarity
-Amnesia
-Kidney failure
-Diarrhea
-Muscle aching and weakness
-Tingling or cramping in the legs
-Inability to walk
-Problems sleeping
-Constipation
-Impaired muscle formation
-Erectile dysfunction
-Temperature regulation problems
-Nerve damage
-Mental confusion
-Liver damage and abnormalities
-Neuropathy
-Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health
-Loss of tokens
-Account Deletion

[pastapiggy]

Happy Birthday .