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[Laharl]

That so fits you how you have military weaponry, Spec. Or did you alter that yourself?

I remember one of these a long time ago. I still remember what I got because it was so awesome.

"I will pierse a hole in you the size of God!"

[Specforces]

I just made that off the top of my head.

Specforces

[Yami_no_Kouichi]

Whee! The link worked!

Running on the candy store, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Yami_no_Kouichi! And she gives a booming grunt:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Rampaging through the tundra, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Bean! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond capacity, and then some!!!"

[jazzmosis]

As Jazzmosis:

Who is that, rampaging across the terrain! It is Jazzmosis, hands clutching a thorned whip! He roars thunderously:

"I'm going to contort you into the danger zone, and plug you into a power plant!"

As my actual name:

Striding over the hotel lobby, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh ----! And he gives a low roar:

"In the name of malice, I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

[blitzmage]

As Aaron:

Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the freeway! It is Aaron, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until you're bright blue, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

....Righto

FFR name:

Zang! Who is that, running on the mountains! It is Blitzmage, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bruise you into the fourth dimension, then steal your lederhosen!!!"

[RageVI]

Who is that, stalking over the steppes! It is RageVI, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He howls mightily:

"I'm going to punch you until armored tanks pull us apart!"

[linus]

Who is that, prowling over the steppes! It is Linus, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

[jewpinthethird]

UH OH!

Stalking out of the terrain, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Jesus Christ! And he gives a mighty roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I pillage like a river of pure piranha!!!"

[Moogy]

Jewpin wins.

[scorpio1690]

Stalking along the tundra, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Scorpio1690! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to smack you so utterly, Buddha will explode!!"

[alainbryden]

mine rules:

Lo! Who is that, stalking on the plains! It is Horseman, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries mightily:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!!"

[djserwek]

djserwek trudges along the ground towards the victim reciting

"im gonna beat the hell out of you and leave you for dead until you smell like a**...or foot... or a foot lodged deep deep deep up inside an a**"

[SephirothFF7]

Zang! Who is that, skulking along the mini-mall parking lot! It is SephirothFF7, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts ominously:

"Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

[Jam930]

Jamie slides through the shadows and then, teleporting into the sunlight with a hot potato in hand, screams:

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!"

[caley_laing]

Originally Posted by Jam930

Jamie slides through the shadows and then, teleporting into the sunlight with a hot potato in hand, screams:

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!"

Ok..wow, that was a distressing endeavor

[Hamsterbeat]

User Name:Standing upon a old japanese shrine long blue hair flowing, the reflection of the moon shows the higher half of his face, Eyes glaring with a brillant Flame......

"Remeber me when you see the moon..............."

Real Name:trotting out along the desert, wooden grave marker sword along the shouldersthe head lifts up slowly showing a demonic eye between the flowing brown hair..

"so.......you still want to take me on.................."

[Lupin_the_3rd]

For those who know me in real life:

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking over the cliffs! It is Mr. Miyagi, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts mightily:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"

For the sake of FFR:

Sprinting through the candy store, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Lupin The 3rd! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

[Jam930]

Originally Posted by caley_laing

Ok..wow, that was a distressing endeavor

thankyou,

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia actually means "fear of long words"...

[fusi0n]

"Who is that?"
"That's the insane kid with cancer across the street."
"Is he carrying a wiffle ball?"
"Yeah."

"I am going to kill you so fast that it will be completely painless!"