Make me laugh for $100 - Page 8

AIDS_AIDS · 03-11-2007, 10:36 AM

pigs have sex by slowly wacking there mate on the ass with a rubber belt until they cum out there mouth and a new pig is born

AIDS_AIDS · 03-11-2007, 10:39 AM

lol orly that sucker punch video is hilarious

**rushyrulz** · 03-11-2007, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xpimpmonkeyx

chuck norris counted to infinity.......... TWICE

god said "let their be light". chuck norris said "say please"

a sheap deid and chuck norris brought it back to life and then snapped its neck.... chuck norris givith and chuck norris takith away.

chuck norris was the original charecter for the t.v. show 24 but he got recast after killing the terrorists in 12 minutes.

lets see, old, old, old, really old, extremely old... whats with the outdated chuck norris jokes?

kylehaas · 03-11-2007, 12:54 PM

So,
a dislexic man walks into a bra...

...
www.homestarrunner.com = will make you laugh

kylehaas · 03-11-2007, 12:56 PM

your mom is so ugly that she went into an ugly contest but got kicked out,
because
PROFESSIONALS ARENT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!

crazymagicician000 · 03-11-2007, 06:50 PM

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb......

None, they just sit in the dark crying

HiSummoner · 03-11-2007, 08:51 PM

Peanut Butter?? *sniffle.. sniffle*

**Matrixdude** · 03-11-2007, 09:55 PM

My dog is named Callie

**hoochan** · 03-11-2007, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazymagicician000

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb......

None, they just sit in the dark crying

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ROFLLMAO!!!!

orly101 · 03-14-2007, 05:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asYOx2-1Yzs
everyone click on this link XD

Goderator · 03-14-2007, 12:03 PM

Tribute To The Greatest Actor Of All Time

Todd Bosley, arguably the greatest actor of this or any generation was born July 29, 1984 in Kansas City, Missouri. His first noted role was in 1990 where he played “Joey” in an episode of NBC’s hit sitcom, “Seinfeld.” In one episode he played a child that Kramer was babysitting for while he was wearing jeans that were way too tight. As Todd Bosley’s character, Joey, saw Kramer’s shadow waddling into the room he thought it was Frankenstein. As Bosley ran out of the room screaming, a star was born. Todd then went on to do another episode in which Kramer began taking karate lessons. He was giving people advice that he learned from the karate until they discovered that it was seven and eight year old boys he was fighting against. (NOTE: Michael Jackson attempted to pass himself off as Michael Richards for this episode in order to wrestle with the young boys.)

When talent agents saw Bosley’s extraordinary talent come alive in Seinfeld, they immediately cast him to play the lovable Jake Berman in the classic film, “Little Giants.” In this movie Bosley plays an overly thin odd-looking boy (this was a real stretch for him and he almost didn’t pull it off) whose mother wants him to “bulk up” by playing football. Side-by-side with another exceptional actor, probably the best actor of the twentieth century, possibly even the millennium, Rick Moranis, they put together what was truly a masterpiece. Coach Danny O’Shea (played by Rick Moranis) not to be confused with Coach Kevin O’Shea (played by Ed O’Neill) takes a bunch of talent less kids and turns them into a football team good enough to take on their opponents, The Cowboys. Arguably the MVP of the game and the movie, Todd Bosley presented the audience with a stellar performance and gave us all a lesson on intimidation and acid indigestion.

After accepting an Oscar for his role in Little Giants, Todd Bosley was the hottest star Hollywood had to offer. In 1996, at age twelve, he then went on to do “Jack” a movie starring everyone’s favorite hairy-armed freak, Robin Williams. Also featured in this movie were Diane Lane, Jennifer Lopez, Bill Cosby, Fran Drescher, and of course the most famous of that group, Todd Bosley. Bosley played a character named “Eddie” in this film who was far different from his Oscar-winning role in Little Giants. When asked why he took this part during his appearance on 60 minutes, he said he wanted to show his ability to do a variety of characters. Before shooting “Jack”, the creators wanted him to work out a lot in order to put on some weight for the movie, because they had hopes of turning him into the next Brad Pitt. Bosley worked out every day for 6 straight months before they started shooting, and he boosted his way up to 65 pounds. The cast was so impressed with his new body that they didn’t even mind delaying the filming while he had a threesome with J. Lo and Fran Drescher in his trailer. In Jack, Todd’s character “Eddie” was friends with Robin Williams’ character and would dance and and celebrate while he (Robin Williams’ character, Jack) and Louis “Louie” Durante (played by Adam Zolotin) play basketball. This is not the first time he displays his dancing skills, as he dances in every movie he appears in.

After this movie Bosley’s career began to go downhill. With his cocaine and heroine addictions, as well as his insatiable love for women, Bosley had struck rock bottom. It was in 1997 that his whole world came crashing down. After blowing all his money including the cash he got for selling his Oscar on smack, he began whoring himself on the streets of L.A. in order to get a fix. After making $3,000 for having sex with a fly hunny, he went to his drug dealer, D Skittlez to get a dime bag of fine Colombian cocaine. Little did he know, that D Skittlez was actually an undercover cop named Deputy Randall Broderick. When Bosley was told that he was under arrest, he grabbed the cocaine and ran for it. At this time Deputy Broderick fired forty seven shots into the back of Bosley. Todd survived the first forty six shots, but his bones were so weak from all the cocaine that he fell to the ground. Todd Bosley, was dead at age thirteen.

Two years later in 1999 there was a movie called Treehouse Hostage that featured a Todd Bosley look alike who was coincidentally named Todd Bosley. This impostor also appeared in 2001’s “Lloyd,” but nobody saw either movie because they knew that no movie without the real Todd Bosley is even worth seeing. Plus they did not want to endorse this impostor. This impostor still lives today with the real Todd Bosley’s family and uses his agent too. Only the true Todd Bosley fans even know that he is truly dead.

orly101 · 03-14-2007, 05:51 PM

orly101 · 03-17-2007, 04:07 PM

Two Emos Decided To Fall Off A Building Who Falls First?

Who Cares?

**dashoe93** · 03-17-2007, 04:16 PM

wtf. dont double post and STOP BUMPING THIS FREAKING THREAD!

~DAshoe93~

happyxgoxlucky · 04-1-2007, 10:06 AM

i like to smell paper.

jk.

crazymagicician000 · 04-1-2007, 01:11 PM

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

6 p01nt3d*st@r · 04-1-2007, 02:13 PM

its spring,that means animals fight from behind XD

powderd sugar from stangers,makes thing move slowwwwww......and colerful!

lol,i suck=p

xinpig · 04-1-2007, 02:34 PM

sperm bank + turkey baster = way to not have sexy with an ugly chick

RB_Dreamscanner · 04-1-2007, 02:37 PM

thunder twatt

FRANKKK · 04-1-2007, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orly101

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asYOx2-1Yzs
everyone click on this link XD

holy merked

03-11-2007, 10:36 AM	#141
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03-11-2007, 10:39 AM	#142
AIDS_AIDS FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 0	Re: Make me laugh for $100 lol orly that sucker punch video is hilarious

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kylehaas FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Age: 34 Posts: 368	Re: Make me laugh for $100 your mom is so ugly that she went into an ugly contest but got kicked out, because PROFESSIONALS ARENT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Sincerely, Kyle 92% of the teenage population has switched to rap. If you are the 8% who ROCKS, copy & paste this in your signature. ~~80's Rules!~~ <a href="http://www.iobit.com? aff=auto"><img border="0" alt="IObit Freeware - Care For Your PC" title="IObit Freeware" src="http://www.iobit.com/aff/Images/468x60.png"/></a>

03-11-2007, 06:50 PM	#146
crazymagicician000 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Columbus Ohio Age: 33 Posts: 178	Re: Make me laugh for $100 How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb...... None, they just sit in the dark crying __________________ Ryan Playing Series Which is basically just me and matrixdude being weird on camera... Enjoy all 17 episodes

03-11-2007, 08:51 PM	#147
HiSummoner FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: America Posts: 10	Re: Make me laugh for $100 Peanut Butter?? sniffle.. sniffle __________________

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03-14-2007, 05:19 AM	#150
orly101 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: you might rape me if i tell you Age: 34 Posts: 190	Re: Make me laugh for $100 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asYOx2-1Yzs everyone click on this link XD __________________

03-14-2007, 12:03 PM	#151
Goderator FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hell Age: 27 Posts: 16	Re: Make me laugh for $100 Tribute To The Greatest Actor Of All Time Todd Bosley, arguably the greatest actor of this or any generation was born July 29, 1984 in Kansas City, Missouri. His first noted role was in 1990 where he played “Joey” in an episode of NBC’s hit sitcom, “Seinfeld.” In one episode he played a child that Kramer was babysitting for while he was wearing jeans that were way too tight. As Todd Bosley’s character, Joey, saw Kramer’s shadow waddling into the room he thought it was Frankenstein. As Bosley ran out of the room screaming, a star was born. Todd then went on to do another episode in which Kramer began taking karate lessons. He was giving people advice that he learned from the karate until they discovered that it was seven and eight year old boys he was fighting against. (NOTE: Michael Jackson attempted to pass himself off as Michael Richards for this episode in order to wrestle with the young boys.) When talent agents saw Bosley’s extraordinary talent come alive in Seinfeld, they immediately cast him to play the lovable Jake Berman in the classic film, “Little Giants.” In this movie Bosley plays an overly thin odd-looking boy (this was a real stretch for him and he almost didn’t pull it off) whose mother wants him to “bulk up” by playing football. Side-by-side with another exceptional actor, probably the best actor of the twentieth century, possibly even the millennium, Rick Moranis, they put together what was truly a masterpiece. Coach Danny O’Shea (played by Rick Moranis) not to be confused with Coach Kevin O’Shea (played by Ed O’Neill) takes a bunch of talent less kids and turns them into a football team good enough to take on their opponents, The Cowboys. Arguably the MVP of the game and the movie, Todd Bosley presented the audience with a stellar performance and gave us all a lesson on intimidation and acid indigestion. After accepting an Oscar for his role in Little Giants, Todd Bosley was the hottest star Hollywood had to offer. In 1996, at age twelve, he then went on to do “Jack” a movie starring everyone’s favorite hairy-armed freak, Robin Williams. Also featured in this movie were Diane Lane, Jennifer Lopez, Bill Cosby, Fran Drescher, and of course the most famous of that group, Todd Bosley. Bosley played a character named “Eddie” in this film who was far different from his Oscar-winning role in Little Giants. When asked why he took this part during his appearance on 60 minutes, he said he wanted to show his ability to do a variety of characters. Before shooting “Jack”, the creators wanted him to work out a lot in order to put on some weight for the movie, because they had hopes of turning him into the next Brad Pitt. Bosley worked out every day for 6 straight months before they started shooting, and he boosted his way up to 65 pounds. The cast was so impressed with his new body that they didn’t even mind delaying the filming while he had a threesome with J. Lo and Fran Drescher in his trailer. In Jack, Todd’s character “Eddie” was friends with Robin Williams’ character and would dance and and celebrate while he (Robin Williams’ character, Jack) and Louis “Louie” Durante (played by Adam Zolotin) play basketball. This is not the first time he displays his dancing skills, as he dances in every movie he appears in. After this movie Bosley’s career began to go downhill. With his cocaine and heroine addictions, as well as his insatiable love for women, Bosley had struck rock bottom. It was in 1997 that his whole world came crashing down. After blowing all his money including the cash he got for selling his Oscar on smack, he began whoring himself on the streets of L.A. in order to get a fix. After making $3,000 for having sex with a fly hunny, he went to his drug dealer, D Skittlez to get a dime bag of fine Colombian cocaine. Little did he know, that D Skittlez was actually an undercover cop named Deputy Randall Broderick. When Bosley was told that he was under arrest, he grabbed the cocaine and ran for it. At this time Deputy Broderick fired forty seven shots into the back of Bosley. Todd survived the first forty six shots, but his bones were so weak from all the cocaine that he fell to the ground. Todd Bosley, was dead at age thirteen. Two years later in 1999 there was a movie called Treehouse Hostage that featured a Todd Bosley look alike who was coincidentally named Todd Bosley. This impostor also appeared in 2001’s “Lloyd,” but nobody saw either movie because they knew that no movie without the real Todd Bosley is even worth seeing. Plus they did not want to endorse this impostor. This impostor still lives today with the real Todd Bosley’s family and uses his agent too. Only the true Todd Bosley fans even know that he is truly dead.

03-14-2007, 05:51 PM	#152
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