Most Embarassing Moments - Page 2

blargherness · 03-7-2007, 06:21 PM

What is this, the 5th 'most embarrassing moments' topic?
Either way...I've had quite a few accidents on my bicycle that could go under one of those stupid 'pwned' videos, but no one was around during any of the spills so it wouldn't be classified as embarrassing. Just...never wear baggy pants when your bicycle gears are unprotected. Or whenever you are biking.
Actually, I don't get embarrassed easily. I just get into embarrassing situations. Seriously, if you are getting laughed at, just laugh. The truth is it probably was very funny.
Oh one event pops out at me, though. Have you ever gotten so much gas that it feels like your intestines are going to rupture if you don't do something about it? Well I had been feeling like that all day. It was near the end of the school day and I was in english class. Of course we were doing some silent reading, and I had to cough terribly bad. I coughed and BAM, flatulence that was loud enough to echo all around the room burst its way into the ears of all my fellow classmates, and some of the ears of the classmates in the next class over. It was one of those times when everyone stares at you, then somebody says something along the lines of 'Jesus Christ was that you?', then the guys break out into laughter while the girls give each other disgusted and disturbed looks. Remember: if everyone knows it was you, admit it.

Well that was quite a rant.

pntballa18 · 03-7-2007, 06:25 PM

That was purely awesome

**LovelySwimAngel** · 03-7-2007, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meiloyn

When I made a fool of myself during a volleyball game today.

I hate volleyball. It's just as bad as football. It hurts my fingers, damnit!

I dislocated my pinky at volleyball summer camp in '04. :] Very fun. It is still giving me problems.

Ian Rook · 03-7-2007, 06:36 PM

That many people heard that? That's... I'm lost for words on that one.

Anyways... mine... in 5th grade... the darn button couldn't come undone and I ended up wetting myself. I had to go through the whole day smelling like pee, because I couldn't get a spare pair of pants, and everyone stayed away from me for the entire day...

And there was one day where I went to school that I found out at the end of the day that I had worn my cousin's shorts (who is several years younger than me) to school. So you can imagine some kid wearing shorts that are way to small for him walking around school.

And there was the time I wore my boxers over my boxers, I was tired and somehow a pair of my boxers ended up in my shorts drawer... God... I'm glad only my mom noticed at home.

Well that's all I'm telling you guys... I think I probably told you too much.

Pichu_XP · 03-7-2007, 06:39 PM

8th grade graduation party, I had to dance with a teacher. That was probably the only bad thing that has ever happened to me and it isn't that bad. Considering that half of the other boys in the class had to dance with her as well.

meiloyn · 03-7-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jamuko

Finally, someone else who had this problem.

Serving was the death of me. After having to do it many times repeatedly in class, my whole thumb got hugely swollen up and purple. It hurt like the dickens to keep serving with it like that, and I tried showing my teacher, but she didn't care (thought I must have been doing it wrong or something, when clearly I was doing it exactly as I was supposed to).

So glad I never have to take P.E. again.

I never bother serving because I'm bad at aiming. But I hate bouncing high shots back because it crushes my other fingers. Rather, my finger-friendly method of playing volleyball is to catch the ball, and THEN throw it. It's probably against the rules, but I'd much rather break sports rules then have my fingers snapped off.

I want hockey back. It was the only sport I actually liked.

sylvia_black · 03-7-2007, 07:32 PM

I was in Biology 101 and we were doing something with highly dangerous chemicals (no idea what we were doing at the time) and the professor had just got done lecturing us on safety. I was elected to go get my table's vials of acid and... hold on, you need to also know what I was wearing at the time... A long skirt and "healed" boots... ANYway. Half way to my destination my ankle wobbles, as I'm not used to wearing them yet (new shoes I was only wearing because I had somewhere formal to be later).

I know you are expecting me to say that I fell on my a**, but it was so much more then that...

No, I stabilized and continued on a little shaken, clutching my vials making sure no one had seen. Nope, no one saw. And just as I turned my head to check behind me it happens again. I stabilize, but do not take into consideration a lone chair to my left. I do trip on that.

Laddies and gentlemen... I don't think there has ever been a more graceful or graceless moment in my life. I yell "SH*T" very loudly as my knees hit cement, landing so hard that I put two holes in my skirt as I slide. My face goes white as I glide across that floor at least four feet. The vials are held away from my body as I steadily come to a stop in the middle of the class, cool as a cucumber; the class utterly, deafeningly silent. I get up like nothing happened, wander over to my group and no one says a freak'n word. lol I saved the vials but my knees hurt like a bi@tch.

I threw those shoes away along with the skirt, and I remember that moment whenever I shoe shop now.

Bagel.

acknerr · 03-7-2007, 07:45 PM

I was at the driving range with some friends one time, and my driver head broke off during a swing and sailed for nearly 100 yards. Everybody had to stop while I had to fetch it and I knew everyone was just staring. Longest 30 seconds of my life.

meiloyn · 03-7-2007, 08:55 PM

Ah, yes, here's another dreaded moment. It wasn't an embarassing moment, but rather a painful moment.

I was wearing new sandals, and I was crossing the street. No a car was not coming. I ran across the street like I always do, and my sandals slipped against the road, and I fell. Most of the damage went to my right arm, and it ached whenever I lifted it for a week.

The reason why I slipped was because the soles on the sandals were smooth. I usually wear sandals and shoes with deeper soles.

I never wore those sandals ever again.

~*~

Sylvia Black: Weren't you allowed to wear men's dress shoes and pants to this formal occasion?

Circturate · 03-7-2007, 09:21 PM

HMM. Two moments i think:
1. my friend ben has this soft spot behind his ear and he gets a little "shock" whenever we touch it, so we waited for him to take a piss, then poked him HARD behind each ear! He look like he was being electrocuted and turned around and pissed on the guy next to him... my Geometry teacher! well, we all just bolted the hell outtta there and my friend hhad to stay and apologize to the teacher.... and it was awkard as hell next time we saw em...

2. sat on gum. it looked like i was wiping my ass through my pants for 10 minutes straight.

sylvia_black · 03-7-2007, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by meiloyn

Sylvia Black: Weren't you allowed to wear men's dress shoes and pants to this formal occasion?

Well if you want to get technical, I could've worn pants, but the skirt was a fav of mine and looked awesome with the shoes. :3 Unfortunately the shoes were all I had to work with at the time. I didn't have time to pick them out on my own, my mom picked them out for me the day of the occasion and had never even worn them before. *shrugs* I think maybe in hindsight, I could've worn a pair of crappy sandals or sneakers to class and put the shoes on later, but at least I don't see any of my class mates anymore.

And yes I still wore the damn shoes later that night with a different outfit.

Bagel.

chunky_cheese · 03-8-2007, 12:29 AM

I was Uncatfishing to some adult media right?

And my grandma comes down and wants me to pass the phone, I didnt have time to zip up because I didnt hear her coming. She was behind me, I used a pillow to cover up and walked over, MOST EMBARASSING THING EVER. She just gave me a stupid look. LOL

Izzy-chandess · 03-8-2007, 12:47 AM

I would have to admit flashing my cousin's boyfriend was rather embarrassing... I should try and find swimming suits that don't flip under my breasts... =^o^=

Tails822 · 03-8-2007, 07:07 AM

When i was in primary school, me and my class mates were getting dressed for PE (physical education) in the toilets when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off! We had to run out in our underwear! I was sooo embarrased and so was my sister XD, one of the teachers had to put my sister's T-shirt back on and he was a guy XD.

msbrunnettemickey · 03-8-2007, 08:14 AM

That's all you guys have? I have tons of things that happened to me...

-When I was in 6th grade we were playing flag football outside. Out of no where I had the urge to run inside. I totally forgot that there's a wall infront of the locker room door and so I ran right into it, twirled around and hit the lockers and the whole locker room filled with my classmates witnessed it.

-Halloween right? Also 6th grade: I dressed up as a pumpkin the day before.

-When I was 9 I attended a musical on an outside stage. As we danced around the stage I ran toward the edge and I was blinded by the lights which caused me to fall off the stage infront of 500 people.

-Yom Kippur (Jew holiday where you fast for 24 hours) when no one can drive (in Israel that is) the kids take out their super cool skooters and bikes and start ridin' around (I was 8). Thousands of people go on the street as they walk to temple and such. I then decided to take my awesome blue skooter down a hill. The result= Me bumping into a parked car and fly backwards.

**csoup1414** · 03-8-2007, 11:55 AM

I was riding super duper fast on a bicicle racing my neighbor
I was going too fast and flipped over the handlebars and broke my pinky and got covered in mud
5th grade was awesome...full of good times =]

LUDACRISISM · 03-8-2007, 03:24 PM

I went to grand canyon and slept

pntballa18 · 03-8-2007, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LUDACRISISM

I went to grand canyon and slept

Wow, embarassing.

korny · 03-8-2007, 05:29 PM

I don't really get embarrassed but i like to embarrass other people a lot. For instance, my girlfriend and I were doing it in her bed and i pulled out all the way and put it back in and continued to do her. Well while i was going in and out it was feeling really weird and then i realized it was because her vagina had sucked in some air when i had pulled out all the way previously. So i pulled it out really fast on purpose and she lets out a queef that was on par with one of my loudest farts ever. It was truly hilarious XD

fastfingers65 · 03-8-2007, 05:54 PM

thats funny korny.Once i was at the public pool and i went to the side of the pool to get out and my friend had grab my trunks as i was getting up so when i got out the pool i was butt naked in front of at least 100 ppl that was embarrasing

03-7-2007, 06:21 PM	#21
blargherness FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Massachusetts...did I spell that right? Age: 35 Posts: 624	Re: Most Embarassing Moments What is this, the 5th 'most embarrassing moments' topic? Either way...I've had quite a few accidents on my bicycle that could go under one of those stupid 'pwned' videos, but no one was around during any of the spills so it wouldn't be classified as embarrassing. Just...never wear baggy pants when your bicycle gears are unprotected. Or whenever you are biking. Actually, I don't get embarrassed easily. I just get into embarrassing situations. Seriously, if you are getting laughed at, just laugh. The truth is it probably was very funny. Oh one event pops out at me, though. Have you ever gotten so much gas that it feels like your intestines are going to rupture if you don't do something about it? Well I had been feeling like that all day. It was near the end of the school day and I was in english class. Of course we were doing some silent reading, and I had to cough terribly bad. I coughed and BAM, flatulence that was loud enough to echo all around the room burst its way into the ears of all my fellow classmates, and some of the ears of the classmates in the next class over. It was one of those times when everyone stares at you, then somebody says something along the lines of 'Jesus Christ was that you?', then the guys break out into laughter while the girls give each other disgusted and disturbed looks. Remember: if everyone knows it was you, admit it. Well that was quite a rant. __________________

03-7-2007, 06:25 PM	#22
pntballa18 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hossin Age: 34 Posts: 3,357	Re: Most Embarassing Moments That was purely awesome __________________

03-7-2007, 06:36 PM	#24
Ian Rook FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Age: 34 Posts: 1	Re: Most Embarassing Moments That many people heard that? That's... I'm lost for words on that one. Anyways... mine... in 5th grade... the darn button couldn't come undone and I ended up wetting myself. I had to go through the whole day smelling like pee, because I couldn't get a spare pair of pants, and everyone stayed away from me for the entire day... And there was one day where I went to school that I found out at the end of the day that I had worn my cousin's shorts (who is several years younger than me) to school. So you can imagine some kid wearing shorts that are way to small for him walking around school. And there was the time I wore my boxers over my boxers, I was tired and somehow a pair of my boxers ended up in my shorts drawer... God... I'm glad only my mom noticed at home. Well that's all I'm telling you guys... I think I probably told you too much.

03-7-2007, 06:39 PM	#25
Pichu_XP FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 2008 Posts: 950	Re: Most Embarassing Moments 8th grade graduation party, I had to dance with a teacher. That was probably the only bad thing that has ever happened to me and it isn't that bad. Considering that half of the other boys in the class had to dance with her as well. __________________

03-7-2007, 07:32 PM	#27
sylvia_black FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 69	Re: Most Embarassing Moments I was in Biology 101 and we were doing something with highly dangerous chemicals (no idea what we were doing at the time) and the professor had just got done lecturing us on safety. I was elected to go get my table's vials of acid and... hold on, you need to also know what I was wearing at the time... A long skirt and "healed" boots... ANYway. Half way to my destination my ankle wobbles, as I'm not used to wearing them yet (new shoes I was only wearing because I had somewhere formal to be later). I know you are expecting me to say that I fell on my a*, but it was so much more then that... No, I stabilized and continued on a little shaken, clutching my vials making sure no one had seen. Nope, no one saw. And just as I turned my head to check behind me it happens again. I stabilize, but do not take into consideration a lone chair to my left. I do trip on that. Laddies and gentlemen... I don't think there has ever been a more graceful or graceless moment in my life. I yell "SHT" very loudly as my knees hit cement, landing so hard that I put two holes in my skirt as I slide. My face goes white as I glide across that floor at least four feet. The vials are held away from my body as I steadily come to a stop in the middle of the class, cool as a cucumber; the class utterly, deafeningly silent. I get up like nothing happened, wander over to my group and no one says a freak'n word. lol I saved the vials but my knees hurt like a bi@tch. I threw those shoes away along with the skirt, and I remember that moment whenever I shoe shop now. Bagel.

03-7-2007, 07:45 PM	#28
acknerr FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On My Friggin' Computer, Where Do You Think?! Age: 34 Posts: 551	Re: Most Embarassing Moments I was at the driving range with some friends one time, and my driver head broke off during a swing and sailed for nearly 100 yards. Everybody had to stop while I had to fetch it and I knew everyone was just staring. Longest 30 seconds of my life.

03-7-2007, 08:55 PM	#29
meiloyn FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: n00b Ridden (altered name of real city) Posts: 291	Re: Most Embarassing Moments Ah, yes, here's another dreaded moment. It wasn't an embarassing moment, but rather a painful moment. I was wearing new sandals, and I was crossing the street. No a car was not coming. I ran across the street like I always do, and my sandals slipped against the road, and I fell. Most of the damage went to my right arm, and it ached whenever I lifted it for a week. The reason why I slipped was because the soles on the sandals were smooth. I usually wear sandals and shoes with deeper soles. I never wore those sandals ever again. ~~ Sylvia Black: Weren't you allowed to wear men's dress shoes and pants to this formal occasion? __________________ My little corner of Local Reality Quotes: Zack:* Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

03-7-2007, 09:21 PM	#30
Circturate FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: on Earth Posts: 1	Re: Most Embarassing Moments HMM. Two moments i think: 1. my friend ben has this soft spot behind his ear and he gets a little "shock" whenever we touch it, so we waited for him to take a piss, then poked him HARD behind each ear! He look like he was being electrocuted and turned around and pissed on the guy next to him... my Geometry teacher! well, we all just bolted the hell outtta there and my friend hhad to stay and apologize to the teacher.... and it was awkard as hell next time we saw em... 2. sat on gum. it looked like i was wiping my ass through my pants for 10 minutes straight.

03-8-2007, 12:29 AM	#32
chunky_cheese FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 1,736	Re: Most Embarassing Moments I was Uncatfishing to some adult media right? And my grandma comes down and wants me to pass the phone, I didnt have time to zip up because I didnt hear her coming. She was behind me, I used a pillow to cover up and walked over, MOST EMBARASSING THING EVER. She just gave me a stupid look. LOL

03-8-2007, 12:47 AM	#33
Izzy-chandess FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: A secluded valley in Utah. Age: 38 Posts: 136	Re: Most Embarassing Moments I would have to admit flashing my cousin's boyfriend was rather embarrassing... I should try and find swimming suits that don't flip under my breasts... =^o^= __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] The world has gone crazy and so have I.

03-8-2007, 07:07 AM	#34
Tails822 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland, UK Age: 33 Posts: 6	Re: Most Embarassing Moments When i was in primary school, me and my class mates were getting dressed for PE (physical education) in the toilets when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off! We had to run out in our underwear! I was sooo embarrased and so was my sister XD, one of the teachers had to put my sister's T-shirt back on and he was a guy XD. __________________ 1, 2 yamcha-cha!

03-8-2007, 08:14 AM	#35
msbrunnettemickey FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: BOOBALOOBA! Posts: 1,780	Re: Most Embarassing Moments That's all you guys have? I have tons of things that happened to me... -When I was in 6th grade we were playing flag football outside. Out of no where I had the urge to run inside. I totally forgot that there's a wall infront of the locker room door and so I ran right into it, twirled around and hit the lockers and the whole locker room filled with my classmates witnessed it. -Halloween right? Also 6th grade: I dressed up as a pumpkin the day before. -When I was 9 I attended a musical on an outside stage. As we danced around the stage I ran toward the edge and I was blinded by the lights which caused me to fall off the stage infront of 500 people. -Yom Kippur (Jew holiday where you fast for 24 hours) when no one can drive (in Israel that is) the kids take out their super cool skooters and bikes and start ridin' around (I was 8). Thousands of people go on the street as they walk to temple and such. I then decided to take my awesome blue skooter down a hill. The result= Me bumping into a parked car and fly backwards. __________________ בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן ודואג ודואג נורא

03-8-2007, 11:55 AM	#36
csoup1414 FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 34 Posts: 834	Re: Most Embarassing Moments I was riding super duper fast on a bicicle racing my neighbor I was going too fast and flipped over the handlebars and broke my pinky and got covered in mud 5th grade was awesome...full of good times =] __________________

03-8-2007, 03:24 PM	#37
LUDACRISISM FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: United States of America Age: 41 Posts: 4	Re: Most Embarassing Moments I went to grand canyon and slept

03-8-2007, 05:29 PM	#39
korny It's Saint Pepsi bitch Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, tx Age: 36 Posts: 4,385	Re: Most Embarassing Moments I don't really get embarrassed but i like to embarrass other people a lot. For instance, my girlfriend and I were doing it in her bed and i pulled out all the way and put it back in and continued to do her. Well while i was going in and out it was feeling really weird and then i realized it was because her vagina had sucked in some air when i had pulled out all the way previously. So i pulled it out really fast on purpose and she lets out a queef that was on par with one of my loudest farts ever. It was truly hilarious XD

03-8-2007, 05:54 PM	#40
fastfingers65 Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,124	Re: Most Embarassing Moments thats funny korny.Once i was at the public pool and i went to the side of the pool to get out and my friend had grab my trunks as i was getting up so when i got out the pool i was butt naked in front of at least 100 ppl that was embarrasing Last edited by fastfingers65; 03-8-2007 at 05:56 PM..

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