If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? - Page 2

green_monkey07 · 02-6-2007, 10:15 PM

You will get speared like Paris Hilton in House of Wax

akuma696 · 02-8-2007, 05:04 AM

You'll be sodomized by a cattle prod while some else slits your throat and pulls your tounge through the opening, as this is going on your eyes are being gouged out with a rusty spoon, then the cattle prod would be removed and they will begin pulling out your intestines through your anus.

FRANKKK · 02-8-2007, 05:06 AM

holyyy shiz ^^^
well, you will be walking over a bridge and the evil troll that lives under it will climb up, rip your head off, then eat it.

thepondermatic · 02-8-2007, 08:32 AM

In a trip back in time, you accidentally kill you grandfather. Suddenly, you disappear. But since you don't exist, you never killed your grandfather, so you suddenly exist again. But then you've killed your grandfather... And so you have destroyed the universe, reducing it to switching between to worlds infinitely quickly and advancing in time trough neither.

Ghosttracker6766 · 03-1-2007, 06:43 PM

You explode in a nuclear explosion and right before you got stabbed in the back with a very sharp knife.

**Matrixdude** · 03-1-2007, 06:44 PM

Mr. Burns turns evil and blocks out the sun leaving you heatless.

-Live_Free- · 03-1-2007, 06:59 PM

You would be stopped to death by a big fat guy^^

**Matrixdude** · 03-1-2007, 07:19 PM

Tickle-Me-Emo will slit your neck on Deppress-A-Me Street

Ghosttracker6766 · 03-1-2007, 07:22 PM

You get shot in the head with an arrow.

**Matrixdude** · 03-1-2007, 07:26 PM

You got Died

derant · 03-1-2007, 07:30 PM

you will be involved in a tragic accident with some vasoline, a banana, and some duct tape

akuma696 · 03-1-2007, 07:41 PM

while trying to perform autoerotic asphyxiation you get the chair you are standing on kicked out from under you. As you are being strangeled by the rope around your neck the killer proceeds to gut you gouge out your eyeballs with a spoon and just as you are about to succumb to suffocation he slits your throat and your body weight makes your head detach from your body.

meiloyn · 03-1-2007, 07:53 PM

You will shoot yourself when you realise that nearly half the people have already been killed in several different, painful ways. Better to die of your own accord, right?

-Live_Free- · 03-1-2007, 08:13 PM

The cat will grow 10xs its size and eat you

meiloyn · 03-1-2007, 08:36 PM

You will be played with, raped, tortured, and eventually killed by a crazy, psychotic fangirl who wants to have a baby with your looks.

Oh yeah, and she steals an extra sample of your semen for a potential second baby.

**andy-o24** · 03-1-2007, 08:41 PM

The Mods will shoot you because of the bump.

FRANKKK · 03-1-2007, 08:52 PM

you will go swimming and forget to come up for air and drown.

thepondermatic · 03-1-2007, 09:04 PM

You will play Multi-player against a level one player on Trip to the Moon, but because you aren't paying attention, the song starts before you're ready and you lose. The loss drops you to level 10 and you kill yourself in shame and frustration.

meiloyn · 03-1-2007, 09:21 PM

You become eager to try out your new rifle, only to find out that it backfires and kills you.

meno_rocks123 · 03-1-2007, 09:23 PM

you will eat a pie, and your old age will overcome you. But that will not stop you from finishing your pie so you become undead

02-6-2007, 10:15 PM	#21
green_monkey07 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The BOro... Tennessee Age: 34 Posts: 29	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? You will get speared like Paris Hilton in House of Wax __________________

02-8-2007, 05:04 AM	#22
akuma696 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Greenville, NC Age: 36 Posts: 116	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? You'll be sodomized by a cattle prod while some else slits your throat and pulls your tounge through the opening, as this is going on your eyes are being gouged out with a rusty spoon, then the cattle prod would be removed and they will begin pulling out your intestines through your anus. __________________

02-8-2007, 05:06 AM	#23
FRANKKK FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New York Posts: 1,802	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? holyyy shiz ^^^ well, you will be walking over a bridge and the evil troll that lives under it will climb up, rip your head off, then eat it. __________________ Full combo's: 230 AAA's: 75 Latest AAA: Lesson. Best AAA: Firestorm. GameWhore Clan "Team Mom's Been Whoring" hahaha.

03-1-2007, 06:43 PM	#25
Ghosttracker6766 FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, Canada Age: 26 Posts: 2	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? You explode in a nuclear explosion and right before you got stabbed in the back with a very sharp knife.

03-1-2007, 06:44 PM	#26
Matrixdude And She Screams My Name Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio Age: 31 Posts: 1,351	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? Mr. Burns turns evil and blocks out the sun leaving you heatless. __________________

03-1-2007, 06:59 PM	#27
-Live_Free- FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New York Age: 34 Posts: 578	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? You would be stopped to death by a big fat guy^^ __________________ Style-One hand two fingers (index/middle) Average Rank:2,262 FC-135+38 skill/token AAA-14+3 skill/token

03-1-2007, 07:19 PM	#28
Matrixdude And She Screams My Name Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio Age: 31 Posts: 1,351	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? Tickle-Me-Emo will slit your neck on Deppress-A-Me Street __________________

03-1-2007, 07:22 PM	#29
Ghosttracker6766 FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, Canada Age: 26 Posts: 2	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? You get shot in the head with an arrow.

03-1-2007, 07:26 PM	#30
Matrixdude And She Screams My Name Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio Age: 31 Posts: 1,351	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? You got Died __________________

03-1-2007, 07:30 PM	#31
derant FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Spokane, Washington Age: 33 Posts: 8	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? you will be involved in a tragic accident with some vasoline, a banana, and some duct tape __________________ "A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."

03-1-2007, 07:41 PM	#32
akuma696 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Greenville, NC Age: 36 Posts: 116	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? while trying to perform autoerotic asphyxiation you get the chair you are standing on kicked out from under you. As you are being strangeled by the rope around your neck the killer proceeds to gut you gouge out your eyeballs with a spoon and just as you are about to succumb to suffocation he slits your throat and your body weight makes your head detach from your body. __________________

03-1-2007, 07:53 PM	#33
meiloyn FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: n00b Ridden (altered name of real city) Posts: 291	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? You will shoot yourself when you realise that nearly half the people have already been killed in several different, painful ways. Better to die of your own accord, right? __________________ My little corner of Local Reality Quotes: Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

03-1-2007, 08:13 PM	#34
-Live_Free- FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New York Age: 34 Posts: 578	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? The cat will grow 10xs its size and eat you __________________ Style-One hand two fingers (index/middle) Average Rank:2,262 FC-135+38 skill/token AAA-14+3 skill/token

03-1-2007, 08:36 PM	#35
meiloyn FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: n00b Ridden (altered name of real city) Posts: 291	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? You will be played with, raped, tortured, and eventually killed by a crazy, psychotic fangirl who wants to have a baby with your looks. Oh yeah, and she steals an extra sample of your semen for a potential second baby. __________________ My little corner of Local Reality Quotes: Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

03-1-2007, 08:52 PM	#37
FRANKKK FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New York Posts: 1,802	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? you will go swimming and forget to come up for air and drown. __________________ Full combo's: 230 AAA's: 75 Latest AAA: Lesson. Best AAA: Firestorm. GameWhore Clan "Team Mom's Been Whoring" hahaha.

03-1-2007, 09:21 PM	#39
meiloyn FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: n00b Ridden (altered name of real city) Posts: 291	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? You become eager to try out your new rifle, only to find out that it backfires and kills you. __________________ My little corner of Local Reality Quotes: Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

03-1-2007, 09:23 PM	#40
meno_rocks123 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: in a box on the corner of main and broadway Age: 31 Posts: 2,324	Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die? you will eat a pie, and your old age will overcome you. But that will not stop you from finishing your pie so you become undead

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