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Just got back from seeing it. Whoo boy did this movie make me want my $7 back. It's full of cliche after cliche after bad dialogue and crappy fight sequences. The only redeeming quality about the entire movie was that it made me laugh quite hard throughout.
Case in point: Ghost Rider sucks.
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I thought the commercials looked awful for this movie. I just got back from seeing it, and the movie was better than I thought it was going to be. I kind of enjoyed it.
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I'll admit GR had it's moments but they weren't good enought to satisfy me. I mean come on, where's the Blackheart that I know and love? That was not Blackheart and I curse anyone who says otherwise.
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Did you really expect Nicolas Cage to be a good superhero?
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They had a lot of bad fight scenes. They were all too short and not much fighting. Also, the part at the end, with the 3 minutes of Legion regenerating and then dieing almost as soon as he revives made me laugh out loud.
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That movie was terrible.
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Is this a movie about Ghost Riding Your Whip?
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I thought the commercials made it look decent.
Boy was I wrong. I've only ever wanted to leave two movies: this and Van Helsing. To Ghost Rider's credit, it took twice as long for it to make me want to leave as Van Helsing did (twenty minutes and ten minutes, respectively), but do not see this movie under any circumstances. Just don't do it. EDIT: "I kept hoping the Scooby Doo gang would come out, rip the mask off of Cage and reveal Ghost Rider really is crazy old man Ben Affleck! That would explain so much." --Guido http://andy.mikee385.com
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Ok, the movie was bad, but it wasnt THAT bad.
it isnt as bad as you guys are saying, but it was still bad. |
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van hellsing was a good movie.
i always enjoy watchin that movie
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The terrible "I feel like my head's on fire, but I'm fine" line that is in EVERY ****ING COMMERCIAL for this movie made me figure the dialog would be pretty terrible. That and the fact that it isn't X-Men or Spiderman.
PS: Nicolas Cage and Ben Affleck are not Marvel Superheroes who the hell cast these asswipes!?
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The characters. I was excited to see Blackheart, but no, he was a total ***. Ghost Rider was totally lame, too. The acting. Might I point to Blackheart and the wind elemental guy as prime examples, but this excludes nobody. The romance. Hah. The dialog. "So what are we going to do, Johnny?" "Yeehaw!", etc. Eva Mendez. Only this movie could turn such a gorgeous woman so unattractive. The antagonists. Mephistopheles never did anything and the main bad guys were all dispatched almost instantaneously. The voices. Oh, God, Ghost Rider sounded so stupid, as well as any of the elemental guys. The story. YAWNBORING. They took it nowhere. The conflict. Oh, wait, there hardly was any. Internal? No. External? It was there, but taken care of with ease. The fights. I shouldn't have to explain myself, here. I'm sure I'm forgetting something, but if someone wishes to bring it up, I'll address it. Quote:
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Well said Guido. Hearing GR speak was like toture.
"YOU GUILTY!?" WTF is he the Hulk now? Eva Mendez still looked smoking hot especially in that white dress she wore when she was interviewing Johnny before the Field Goal Jump. And the movie made no sense either. Legion comes out and Satan wants to give Johnny his soul back? I thought Blaze was supposed to kill Blackheart. Total bull****.
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Well, actually, the only good thing about this movie is when GR flips off the police.
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In fact, I want to say it was only surpassed in stupidity by the "YEEEEEHAW!" --Guido http://andy.mikee385.com |
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This movie was the worst movie I have ever seen in my life.
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Third worst for me, behind Welcome to the Dollhouse and Van Helsing.
I don't have very high standards for movies, either. joe, I'm curious what you could possibly have found redeeming in that movie. --Guido http://andy.mikee385.com |
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hahahaha.
You could have been hanging out with me, but noooo. |
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I didnt really find anything redeeming about that movie, you guys are just over exaggerating.
Actually, the special effects are pretty good. The worst movies I have ever seen are: Epic Movie Underworld And some others I will not mention. I WISH THAT MOVIE WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED THE ****ING COMIC BOOK STORIES!!! I am a serious marvel fan, and own all of the marvel encyclopedias, and I know pretty much everything about marvel. |
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