Stupid things you've done but never told anyone... - Page 3

**darklordsarumon9** · 02-8-2007, 08:17 AM

In 7th grade i had to poop on the first day of school but was to scared to ask so I told the teacher I was in the wrong class and left for the bathroom.

Wlfwnd91 · 02-8-2007, 09:16 AM

I'm sure just about every man in here can relate to this story...unless you have friends that don't like laughing at your misfortune.

I was at a party, drinking things that contained alcoholic materials and this was a party with only like...8-10 people there. And everyone was making out except for me and this other chick. I was sitting on the couch just waving my fingers in the air, cause it looks and feels cool and I was reaaaalllllyy out of it. Then all of a sudden this chick jumps on me and starts making out with me.

*The next morning*

"DUDE YOU MADE OUT WITH A FAT CHICK ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT AND KEPT GRABBING HER BOOBS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

....

FRANKKK · 02-8-2007, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wlfwnd91

I'm sure just about every man in here can relate to this story...unless you have friends that don't like laughing at your misfortune.

I was at a party, drinking things that contained alcoholic materials and this was a party with only like...8-10 people there. And everyone was making out except for me and this other chick. I was sitting on the couch just waving my fingers in the air, cause it looks and feels cool and I was reaaaalllllyy out of it. Then all of a sudden this chick jumps on me and starts making out with me.

*The next morning*

"DUDE YOU MADE OUT WITH A FAT CHICK ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT AND KEPT GRABBING HER BOOBS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

....

ahahahahahaha i cant feel bad for you because i know how that feels,
and the worst part is she looks like a 10/10 the night before then you wake up...
and your like WTF IS THAT?! aha =p

Wlfwnd91 · 02-8-2007, 09:24 AM

Yea...she was a friend of my best friend, so I knew who she was I just kinda....

Ya know what? I was so out of it, I don't know what was going through my head

EDIT: Interesting little side-note. I was apparently her first kiss. And I'm like "Oh, making out with a drunk me, what an accomplishment"

FRANKKK · 02-8-2007, 10:02 AM

haha like how fat was she? =p
like weight range lol

FRANKKK · 02-8-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by chrristielee

haha, when noones home i usually just wear my underwear & sing at the top of my lungs into a comb to my favorite songs.

nice christie

FURSureBomb · 02-8-2007, 05:03 PM

I was chasing a dragonfly and then it like dive bombed me and i was screamming and then...my friend laughed so hard she peed her pants and made me run like a ten minute jog back to her house to bring her a new pair of pants.

Okay so its not really emmbarassing for me...OH WAIT.

I was on a mic this guy and his name was tim.
my friend was call him names and i was laughing ran to go pee and tripped over a shoe...on cam...and audio...and peed a little my friend started laughing at me and then the guy on cam was like "what happend...and i said i slipped in cat peee >.>;; <.<;;

Oops ;]

gubble_bum · 02-8-2007, 05:19 PM

lol.. its not really that stupid but one time in class my homeroom teacher was going over attendance and she asked if anyone was missing and i said "Keith's not here" and then she turned and looked and said "no.. Keith is here" the funny part about it is that my name is keith and i guess she didnt realize that i had said it.. you should have been there to really get it lol

Moriquessir · 02-8-2007, 06:23 PM

Every body I know, knows this.
I'm gay. (Nobody knew before this) So me and my boyfriend were making out in the bathroom stall of my church. My pastor, and this really uptight guy come in and they hears us. They thought that is was some guy and girl. They yell at us to come out. My boyfriend (who's first time at this church so is not afraid) was laughing saying that he needed his pants first. I'm freaking out.
So when we come out. (of the stall and closet at the same time) Let's say I can't go back anymore. And don't have any of my guy friends. Which sucks.

**Evascythe** · 02-8-2007, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyokou

70% of the time when climbing up stairs, I trip.

One time I was running up the stairs right
Running away from my sister's friend
And GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
My right foot slammed right into the stair, I tripped, and broke three toes.

WHAT A FUN SUMMER THAT WAS ^_^

**Evascythe** · 02-8-2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lord_carbo

Temperature far below freezing + wet, uncombed hair + lots of wind - my beanie which I couldn't find that day = not a happy me.

My hair literally froze in place while walking to the bus stop.

That happened to my friend too, lol.

**MalDON** · 02-8-2007, 06:51 PM

I never got around to asking the girl I liked out on a date... Yea nothing too bad.

WillTalbot · 02-8-2007, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MalDON

I never got around to asking the girl I liked out on a date... Yea nothing too bad.

Mine is similar, I fell in love with this girl in 5th grade but before that I just liked her. I went out with her for about the duration of Summer Vacation and when we got back, we broke up. I've liked her since but now I'm starting to like Asian chicks ^_- so eventually I'll just forget about her

KoshinShi · 02-8-2007, 07:08 PM

I skateboarded off a roof but the wheels got stuck in the gutter and i did a flip into concrete =]

will-o-wisp0_me · 02-8-2007, 07:39 PM

I saw my mom in the shower when i was walking by. I almost threw up...

**Nyokou** · 02-8-2007, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by will-o-wisp0_me

I saw my mom in the shower when i was walking by. I almost threw up...

ROFLLLLLLLLL. Oh gross, man.
My mom walks around the house in underwear sometimes.
Her boobs hanging out and crap.
It's gross.

xjohnieboyx · 02-9-2007, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyokou

ROFLLLLLLLLL. Oh gross, man.
My mom walks around the house in underwear sometimes.
Her boobs hanging out and crap.
It's gross.

roflmfao

jewpinthethird · 02-9-2007, 03:08 AM

I had sex with a girl I didn't love.

Wlfwnd91 · 02-9-2007, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FRANKKK

haha like how fat was she? =p
like weight range lol

Hmm...I'd have to say 225-250ish

Wlfwnd91 · 02-9-2007, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moriquessir

Every body I know, knows this.
I'm gay. (Nobody knew before this) So me and my boyfriend were making out in the bathroom stall of my church. My pastor, and this really uptight guy come in and they hears us. They thought that is was some guy and girl. They yell at us to come out. My boyfriend (who's first time at this church so is not afraid) was laughing saying that he needed his pants first. I'm freaking out.
So when we come out. (of the stall and closet at the same time) Let's say I can't go back anymore. And don't have any of my guy friends. Which sucks.

Aww, that's cute lol

EDIT: Sorry bout the double post

02-8-2007, 09:16 AM	#42
Wlfwnd91 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Roselle, IL (NW Suburb) Age: 35 Posts: 499	Re: Stupid things you've done but never told anyone... I'm sure just about every man in here can relate to this story...unless you have friends that don't like laughing at your misfortune. I was at a party, drinking things that contained alcoholic materials and this was a party with only like...8-10 people there. And everyone was making out except for me and this other chick. I was sitting on the couch just waving my fingers in the air, cause it looks and feels cool and I was reaaaalllllyy out of it. Then all of a sudden this chick jumps on me and starts making out with me. The next morning "DUDE YOU MADE OUT WITH A FAT CHICK ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT AND KEPT GRABBING HER BOOBS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" .... __________________

02-8-2007, 09:24 AM	#44
Wlfwnd91 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Roselle, IL (NW Suburb) Age: 35 Posts: 499	Re: Stupid things you've done but never told anyone... Yea...she was a friend of my best friend, so I knew who she was I just kinda.... Ya know what? I was so out of it, I don't know what was going through my head EDIT: Interesting little side-note. I was apparently her first kiss. And I'm like "Oh, making out with a drunk me, what an accomplishment" __________________

02-8-2007, 10:02 AM	#45
FRANKKK FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New York Posts: 1,802	Re: Stupid things you've done but never told anyone... haha like how fat was she? =p like weight range lol __________________ Full combo's: 230 AAA's: 75 Latest AAA: Lesson. Best AAA: Firestorm. GameWhore Clan "Team Mom's Been Whoring" hahaha.

02-8-2007, 05:03 PM	#47
FURSureBomb FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2	Re: Stupid things you've done but never told anyone... I was chasing a dragonfly and then it like dive bombed me and i was screamming and then...my friend laughed so hard she peed her pants and made me run like a ten minute jog back to her house to bring her a new pair of pants. Okay so its not really emmbarassing for me...OH WAIT. I was on a mic this guy and his name was tim. my friend was call him names and i was laughing ran to go pee and tripped over a shoe...on cam...and audio...and peed a little my friend started laughing at me and then the guy on cam was like "what happend...and i said i slipped in cat peee >.>;; <.<;; Oops ;] __________________ BFFFFFL [L] [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] SHiiTHiiTTHEFANYO'

02-8-2007, 05:19 PM	#48
gubble_bum FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Brunswick, Canada Age: 34 Posts: 42	Re: Stupid things you've done but never told anyone... lol.. its not really that stupid but one time in class my homeroom teacher was going over attendance and she asked if anyone was missing and i said "Keith's not here" and then she turned and looked and said "no.. Keith is here" the funny part about it is that my name is keith and i guess she didnt realize that i had said it.. you should have been there to really get it lol

02-8-2007, 06:23 PM	#49
Moriquessir FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In a really crappy city Age: 36 Posts: 23	Re: Stupid things you've done but never told anyone... Every body I know, knows this. I'm gay. (Nobody knew before this) So me and my boyfriend were making out in the bathroom stall of my church. My pastor, and this really uptight guy come in and they hears us. They thought that is was some guy and girl. They yell at us to come out. My boyfriend (who's first time at this church so is not afraid) was laughing saying that he needed his pants first. I'm freaking out. So when we come out. (of the stall and closet at the same time) Let's say I can't go back anymore. And don't have any of my guy friends. Which sucks. __________________ Vote Maynard James Keenan [SIGPIC]http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e149/KrisQuessir/Vote_Maynard_James_Keenan_by_Mauser.jpg[/SIGPIC]

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02-9-2007, 03:08 AM	#58
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