I went to jail for the first time today!

[tsugomaru]

Originally Posted by -Tibs-

I've been in a holding cell twice, which I assume is what he meant.

If you are talking to me, then you were wrong.

Since you are all so curious, I'll tell you my story (even if you aren't). The jail I visited is recent, but closed down and is on a secluded island not too far off the shores of San Francisco. Alcatraz is its name. The deal was, if my group did community service there, we'd get a free tour and a night in the cells.

So we did the community service, got a full tour of the HUGE jails. I mean, it was quite creepy. The cells were stacked on each other and the ones at the very top had no ladder down, they'd have to move them up and down by other means. Even if you escape, you'd be on an island with a quarter mile of freezing water to cross and a whole bunch of non-violent sharks to get through. The best part was, they had a library and everything for prisoners. We slept the night and sailed back home the next day!

~Tsugomaru

[Tibs]

I was refering to double chin.

[SethSquall]

Originally Posted by tsugomaru

If you are talking to me, then you were wrong.

Since you are all so curious, I'll tell you my story (even if you aren't). The jail I visited is recent, but closed down and is on a secluded island not too far off the shores of San Francisco. Alcatraz is its name. The deal was, if my group did community service there, we'd get a free tour and a night in the cells.

So we did the community service, got a full tour of the HUGE jails. I mean, it was quite creepy. The cells were stacked on each other and the ones at the very top had no ladder down, they'd have to move them up and down by other means. Even if you escape, you'd be on an island with a quarter mile of freezing water to cross and a whole bunch of non-violent sharks to get through. The best part was, they had a library and everything for prisoners. We slept the night and sailed back home the next day!

~Tsugomaru

Did you grind the roof and spine transfer the jail cells?

[jewpinthethird]

If you hover your cursor over the topic it reads:


"Well, guess what? I got into a huge fight with my dad today and screwed his face..."


I laughed.

[SethSquall]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh god. That was. Oh sweet magic.

[tsugomaru]

Originally Posted by KgZ

did your ass hurt in the morning?

I didn't sleep sitting up. And no, I can't even remember how I felt but I'm sure it didn't deviate from the norm.

Originally Posted by SethSquall

Did you grind the roof and spine transfer the jail cells?

No.

~Tsugomaru

[fido123]

The Unda Dogz is such a flippin retard >_<

This is the 2nd time he did somthing stupid

[Pichu_XP]

But the last time, you seemed to full heartedly agree with him. Why the sudden change? Chrissi finally got through to you?

[Grandiagod]

Originally Posted by fido123

The Unda Dogz is such a flippin retard >_<

This is the 2nd time he did somthing stupid

Correction: Second time he has POSTED doing something stupid.

[Tps222]

Firefox+Windows=Longer first preview post. I got 2 sentences.

Uncool

[Pichu_XP]

I have Firefox and Windows, I got the same preview.

[Bahamut-X]

i couldnt fight when i was skinny but now since im fat i can

[BLAZZE-]

Originally Posted by Bahamut-X

i couldnt fight when i was skinny but now since im fat i can

[Yuruka]

Dude, I am reluctant to saying this but with my experience...I should. (Btw my dad is a pothead too.)
Even though he will get on your nerves, just walk away, save your anger or punch something else, it's not worth getting arrested because if you keep doing this you'll end up getting into a fight and getting beat the **** up then go prison for like 3 days not 3 hours, If you aren't being an attention whore and you ARE telling the truth then You should listen to me.
Cheers :P

[Yuruka]

Originally Posted by SethSquall

Did you grind the roof and spine transfer the jail cells?

ROFL! Tony hawk's Pro skater 4 refference I presume? One of my fav in the series XD

[Izzy-chandess]

YOU FAIL INSTANTLY!!!! What the **** kind of retard are you? Is going to jail something to brag about? I don't think so. Jail is for people that can't cover their tracks.

[the_unda_doggz]

Originally Posted by inevitabledarkness

He just thinks that. Posting that you went to jail, just so you could get attention is fail. Also, how could you be in jail and post?

I'm not still in jail, ******. I got released. I was only in there because
I was the aggressor of the fight. >.>

[Grandiagod]

Originally Posted by the_unda_doggz

I'm not still in jail, ******. I got released. I was only in there because
I was the aggressor of the fight. >.>

Stop picking fights with your dad dumbass.

[the_unda_doggz]

Originally Posted by -Tibs-

I've been in a holding cell twice, which I assume is what he meant.

That is exactly what I meant. A holding cell. Still, it was boring as hell.
And I have to be in court in 7 hours from now. I also have some papers
from the sherrif's office saying all of my crimes and stuff, I'll take pics of them later.

[the_unda_doggz]

Originally Posted by Yuruka

Dude, I am reluctant to saying this but with my experience...I should. (Btw my dad is a pothead too.)
Even though he will get on your nerves, just walk away, save your anger or punch something else, it's not worth getting arrested because if you keep doing this you'll end up getting into a fight and getting beat the **** up then go prison for like 3 days not 3 hours, If you aren't being an attention whore and you ARE telling the truth then You should listen to me.
Cheers :P

He threw a god damn full 2 liter bottle of soda and hit me in the head.

Originally Posted by Izzy-chandess

YOU FAIL INSTANTLY!!!! What the **** kind of retard are you? Is going to jail something to brag about? I don't think so. Jail is for people that can't cover their tracks.

The two kids that were in there with me were laughing about how we have something to brag about now. One got in trouble for breaking and entering, burglarizing (or something o+O), and under-age drinking. The other kid got in trouble for attempting to steal a PSP game from Best Buy.