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for all you crazy religous foke...heres your best bet in disproving the big bang theory...if you know the bible there is one book that said someone bore so and so followed so and so...and apparently that is how the guy came up with this date
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He did not go so far as to mention which time zone was applicable nor whether God was still on daylight savings time that late in October...btw earth was created on mole day
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What possible support could they have for this?
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like i said the bible book that has the list of people...i dont know what book it is...but it basically had a line of succession
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Rocks. And maybe some dirt, but mostly rocks. Oh and BTW the only people that "celebrate" DST is the contiguous US, and wasn't put into effect until the fifties or some crazy time like that.
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i think god knew about daylight savings before it was invented
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That's under the assumption that "He" forsees the future, which is impossible due to the fact that fate does not exist.
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he knows all. (period)
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DOES HE KNOW WHAT THIS GROWTH ON MY WANG IS, BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO KNOW.
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dude everyones seen that thing...remember when you whupped it out in chat
anyway i want to stress that this i suppossed to be a humorous thread and im not gonna talk about god knowing all or daylight savings time
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DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME DOESN'T EXIST. if He did, why would he let my clocks get all messed up twice a year so that I oversleep huh? Answer me that!
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Here's what I want to know.
You know how God supposedly created the Sun and Moon on the what was it...fourth day? Doesnt matter. Anyway, he didn't make it first. How did he know when the other days ended? What distinguished a 'day' at all? How did God know it was a day? Why did he decide 24 hours? And if they say 'there simply was no sun', then does that mean that God can bend the laws of Physics as well? Because I'm pretty sure the earth couldn't have formed without a large gravity source (i.e., the sun) to make it into a globe. There are so many freakin' holes in their story it is amazing... |
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Useless?
What about the farmers, huh?
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Day One: the Heaven and Earth are created; Light is created; areas that are dark are night; areas that are light are day Day Two: The Sky was Created; (note; the sky is "Heaven". Where you go when you die) Day Three: Land, Seas, Grass, trees created Day Four: Sun created; Moon created (the Moon is reffered to as a light, which it is not, but could be easily mistaken as one without any scientific knowledge) Stars created; Day Five: Fish and Birds created; Day Six: Cattle, Bugs?, and Beasts created; Man created both Male and Female Day Seven: Day of rest |
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So the heaven was made twice?
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yes and the first was a failure so he made it turn in to hell
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I can't tell if you're kidding me.
But I'll assume you're not. Anyways, I remember from when I was studying the Torah something about a separation in the waters made on one of the days, but it was never really understood what it meant. Am I nuts?
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Actually I am kidding
I didnt read that part, what section...oh wait, maybe your nuts. For my BMitzvah I had Noach (noah) and the ark so i didnt read that. |
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