I kicked some ass today!

[the_unda_doggz]

(All kids in this fight were 15+, including me)

Today I was playing football and some kids started **** with my little brother.
That's all right because I defend him, but it's when they started on me that
I got pissed. First of all, I know I'm fat, don't make fun of me for it.
Second of all, if you're going to talk ****, back it up. I told a kid to stop saying ****
about me. Everytime my brother said something, they would say something back to him
or to me. Well, the first time some kid said something, I told him to shut the
**** up and don't say anything again. The second timke he said something
I told him if he said anything to me again that was rude, I would beat the ****
out of him. So, he finally pissed me off for the last time. Some kid wouldn't
shut up and he kept saying sh!t to my brother, and I said, ''Go put a tampon in, go eat some chocolate or something.''
And the kid that was saying sh!t to me the whole day said, ''How about you go eat more chocolate!''
Like I said before, I know I'm fat, don't make fun of me for it. And I guess they thought ''He's just a fat kid, he is using his size as a threat.''
Well, they found out that I wasn't bluffing. I ran after the kid and said
''I told you if you said something one more time, I would kick your mother****ing ass!''
So, he ran behind his friend and pushed him in front of me to try to defend himself.
And I ran after him and ****ing punched him in his face and elbowed him
in the temple and grabbed him by his throat and slammed him into the ground
with all of my strength and weight. So another kid ran up to me and said,
''****ing stop bitch or I'll kick your ass!'' So I ****ing slammed him into the ground and started beating his ass while he was on the ground.
After that everyone was like ''Fat ass!! We'll kick your ass'' and they said this only when I started walking home. So I turned around and said, ''Shut the **** up, bitch. I'll kick your ****ing asses again!'' So they didn't say anything, but then after I started walking home again, they kept saying ****. So I walked back up to the kid that was saying the most and challenged him to ****ing hit me or shut the **** up, and he didn't do anything else.




I can't wait to go down there again and play football tomorrow.

[the_unda_doggz]

~bump~ Come on, someone comment. o_O

[Devilution]

Originally Posted by the_unda_doggz

grabbed him by his throat and slammed him into the ground with all of my strength and weight

that sure would hurt

P.S. watching fat kids run is funny

[the_unda_doggz]

Originally Posted by Devilution

P.S. watching fat kids run is funny

I run fairly fast. I will see if I can get a video up of me running or something.

[lord_carbo]

omg ur so kewl~~

[senorcardgage678]

That's some hardcore ownage.

[the_unda_doggz]

Originally Posted by lord_carbo

omg ur so kewl~~

Hmm... sarcasm maybe?

Lol, thanks all if it's the truth. for sarcastic poop faces.

[acknerr]

Way to kick some ass. I love it when smug jerks like that who all think they are as cool as can be get the **** beaten out of them. I did something similar to someone in 5th grade, and he never ****ed with me again. I just grabbed him, threw him to the ground, and he got kicked right in the ribs. Again, way to go.

[roundbox]

I love asterisks.
And that was my reply.

[Linkisdoomed]

Awesome. I've done this kind of damage as well, but it was nothing to brag about or put on a forum. Good Job!

[Devilution]

but why seriously tell someone to eat some more chocolat when u r godzilla

[the_unda_doggz]

Lol, not really bragging, just wanted to tell people.
And ''uber-w00t'' for everyone else that pwnd people also.

[Devilution]

lalw i eat j00

[the_unda_doggz]

Yea, well... eye brak yuur lehgz uh milyen tihmez!

[SethSquall]

Wow. All these kids are 15+ eh? I'm impressed. My hero. What an example to set for your brother.

But seriously. Next time don't lower yourself to a lower level than they were. Learn to take insults. Like being called fat if your overweight. It can't be the first time you've been called fat.

[BoRiS X RaD]

i cant wait till u get jumped by those kids

[Devilution]

plz video tape i could use a laff n a haff L0)L

[SethSquall]

Change your sig dickhead.

[the_unda_doggz]

Originally Posted by SethSquall

Wow. All these kids are 15+ eh? I'm impressed. My hero. What an example to set for your brother.

But seriously. Next time don't lower yourself to a lower level than they were. Learn to take insults. Like being called fat if your overweight. It can't be the first time you've been called fat.

Before I was fat, I couldn't fight. But now that I am fat, I can fight.
And if anyone wants to say sh!t and try to fight with me is going to have to back it up.

Originally Posted by BoRiS X RaD

i cant wait till u get jumped by those kids

They had a perfect chance to jump me, but they didn't do anything. They are bitches and they said ''You're not playing with us anymore.'' Pure bitches, they won't do anything.

(Oh and also, my brother is bring our digital camera down there tomorrow! )

[Devilution]

?whatcha talkin bout