I gave myself 5 minutes to write something

Grandiagod · 01-4-2007, 01:46 AM

He hummed with a joyous fervor. Uhgaak had just caught a fine dinner, a small saber-toothed tiger cub slung over his shoulder, he galloped along toward his cave. The prehistoric landscape was dotted with small, dreary shrubbery and the occasional stunted tree. It had been a while since his hunting expeditions had provided any results. Ever since he and his life-partner, Larry, had been banished from the clan the living situation had been quite rough. They did not have any of their clan-mates to help them with their hunting and gathering, so the larger prey, like wooly mammoths and SUVs were all but impossible to track and kill.

Uhgaak felt the familiar tremble of a Nissan Armada coming from behind a small hill. Uhgaak lowered himself into a crouching position and held his breath. Luckily, the beast lumbered away looking for another gas station to fill up its insatiable appetite.

Uhgaak furrowed his already protruding brow. Those things were getting braver and braver every year, straying into Neanderthal territory more and more with each passing herd. Uhgaak did not get to finish his thought however, because just at that moment, a Ptreodactyl swooped down from the blue sky and chomped him in half before he could even protest that it had been extinct for twenty million years prior.

**ReikonKeiri** · 01-4-2007, 03:41 PM

Epic.

cC@Zz · 01-4-2007, 04:14 PM

really good.

Nikkis · 01-4-2007, 10:20 PM

FoJaR · 01-5-2007, 01:30 PM

the prior at the end is superfluous.

azn_gurl_kj · 01-5-2007, 01:47 PM

this is massively great and you wrote thois in 5 minutes

Grandiagod · 01-5-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by FoJaR

the prior at the end is superfluous.

Hmmm, yeah, but most of literature is.

I wanted to clear up the fact I was referring to before Uhgaak got killed, not before the reader read it.

Probably could have done it better though.

**SCWolf** · 01-5-2007, 08:22 PM

Shrubbery......

FoJaR · 01-7-2007, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grandiagod

Hmmm, yeah, but most of literature is.

I wanted to clear up the fact I was referring to before Uhgaak got killed, not before the reader read it.

Probably could have done it better though.

drop off the prior, understood it just fine.

the fact that he was about to protest that it had been extinct got the point across.

TIMEDISORT · 01-7-2007, 09:15 AM

**xObserveRx** · 01-8-2007, 09:05 AM

I get the feeling that this story may have been at least slightly inspired by that one Honda? commercial with the gas-pump-handle spider walking around before getting run over by the car, then having it's guts (gas) sucked up.

If not, I thought of that while reading this. Just thought I'd let you know.

Grandiagod · 01-8-2007, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xObserveRx

I get the feeling that this story may have been at least slightly inspired by that one Honda? commercial with the gas-pump-handle spider walking around before getting run over by the car, then having it's guts (gas) sucked up.

If not, I thought of that while reading this. Just thought I'd let you know.

Actually, I just made it up as I went, originally the SUV joke was going to be one line.

But it reminds me of those commercials where the people are riding those big hairy SUVs =/

01-4-2007, 01:46 AM	#1
Grandiagod FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Feaefaw Age: 35 Posts: 6,122	I gave myself 5 minutes to write something He hummed with a joyous fervor. Uhgaak had just caught a fine dinner, a small saber-toothed tiger cub slung over his shoulder, he galloped along toward his cave. The prehistoric landscape was dotted with small, dreary shrubbery and the occasional stunted tree. It had been a while since his hunting expeditions had provided any results. Ever since he and his life-partner, Larry, had been banished from the clan the living situation had been quite rough. They did not have any of their clan-mates to help them with their hunting and gathering, so the larger prey, like wooly mammoths and SUVs were all but impossible to track and kill. Uhgaak felt the familiar tremble of a Nissan Armada coming from behind a small hill. Uhgaak lowered himself into a crouching position and held his breath. Luckily, the beast lumbered away looking for another gas station to fill up its insatiable appetite. Uhgaak furrowed his already protruding brow. Those things were getting braver and braver every year, straying into Neanderthal territory more and more with each passing herd. Uhgaak did not get to finish his thought however, because just at that moment, a Ptreodactyl swooped down from the blue sky and chomped him in half before he could even protest that it had been extinct for twenty million years prior. __________________ He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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xObserveRx FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ontario Age: 41 Posts: 1,148	Re: I gave myself 5 minutes to write something I get the feeling that this story may have been at least slightly inspired by that one Honda? commercial with the gas-pump-handle spider walking around before getting run over by the car, then having it's guts (gas) sucked up. If not, I thought of that while reading this. Just thought I'd let you know. __________________ Come Play The Werewolf Game!

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