Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf! - Page 2

Coca Cola · 12-6-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tokzic

nothing says "i love you and want to be with you forever" like a rubber phallus

I googled "phallus". I am scarred for life.

**Windscarredfaith** · 12-6-2006, 04:33 PM

I'm 16 as well. Vibrator > Dildo.

**stretchypanda** · 12-6-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Coca Cola

I googled "phallus". I am scarred for life.

Okay, seriously.

Dictionary.com is probably a MUCH better reference than Google for looking up words you don't know, especially if you hear those words on the internet.

Tokzic · 12-6-2006, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by girls

we like sex objects

okay that's great and all

But how would you feel if you gave your boyfriend a heartfelt gift and he gave you a dildo?

Lots of girls I know (even the sex-crazed ones) would behead me if I gave them a dildo as a Christmas present.

Fish, if your girlfriend is the cutesy innocent gifts-must-have-something-to-do-with-our-relationship girls, then I'd open up your gift idea some (but I wouldn't include dildos). If she's open to anything she enjoys, well...

Coca Cola · 12-6-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by stretchypanda

Okay, seriously.

Dictionary.com is probably a MUCH better reference than Google for looking up words you don't know, especially if you hear those words on the internet.

But, google is a much more educational experience!

**Tasselfoot** · 12-6-2006, 06:05 PM

oh. even better idea....

pink fuzzy handcuffs. cute for her, fun for you both.

**FishFishRevolution** · 12-6-2006, 10:05 PM

I appreciate the help, everybody.

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Fish, if your girlfriend is the cutesy innocent gifts-must-have-something-to-do-with-our-relationship girls, then I'd open up your gift idea some (but I wouldn't include dildos). If she's open to anything she enjoys, well...

Just the cutesy innocent part. The whole heart-key thing is an old old old idea that I'm hoping she's forgotten about since we haven't talked about it in a while.

**Starshot** · 12-6-2006, 10:19 PM

Make it yourself with some somewhat cheap metal.

It's honestly not that hard, I've done it before for someone else. Made a nice $150 doing it, too.

Tokzic · 12-6-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Starshot

Make it yourself with some somewhat cheap metal.

It's honestly not that hard, I've done it before for someone else. Made a nice $150 doing it, too.

Depends COMPLETELY on what you want to make.

A heart would not work so well. If it's very angular, it is somewhat simple. If it has lots of curves, hahahaha good luck. I know, a friend of mine who is a GENIUS at sculpture could not get anything even close to a wing when she tried to make a wing amulet for a necklace.

Better off spending the effort finding something. Check all the jewelery stores - I found a really awesome (and quite large) Italian good luck charm made of 20k gold and it cost me $60. They happened to be having a clearout sale, and it was right before Christmas.

I'll take a picture of it later if you want to see how good a deal I got on it. The guy told me he's seen stuff worse than what I have for $200.

EDIT: those are canadian dollars by the way

Ankokuro · 12-6-2006, 11:52 PM

wow >_> thsi palce sure went off topic

**Snapps** · 12-6-2006, 11:53 PM

Get her a "Get Real" sticker since she doesn't compare to NightSonnet by a mile.

jewpinthethird · 12-7-2006, 01:07 AM

Get her a promise ring.

But present it to her with it around your schlong. And tell her that it's wrapped around pretty tight, and that she needs to get some lotion and work it off. It's genius!

GuidoHunter · 12-7-2006, 01:09 AM

I never had any desire to come to this thread until I saw jewpin post.

That man doesn't disappoint.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

dawgbarf · 12-10-2006, 05:27 PM

buy her cd-rs, its really going to blow her away

scorpio1690 · 12-10-2006, 06:31 PM

OhMiBod.

jewpinthethird · 12-10-2006, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

I never had any desire to come to this thread until I saw jewpin post.

That man doesn't disappoint.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

All in a day's work.

And I'm surprised someone hadn't mentioned OhMyBod earlier.

MalReynolds · 12-10-2006, 10:54 PM

Paint her a picture on a canvas. On the other side of the canvas, use magnetic black paint and buy her magnet poetry, then apply to black side of the canvas.

Creative, shows you care.

**FishFishRevolution** · 12-11-2006, 10:30 PM

Oh man Mal, that's good.

GuidoHunter · 12-13-2006, 12:03 PM

From Amanda: New York and Co. has a pretty locket set that's on sale.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

**FishFishRevolution** · 12-13-2006, 01:21 PM

I ended up spending 37 on a sterling silver simple heart shaped locket (no key) with her name inscribed on it and I'm going to get the unlockable one seperately.

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