Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge

**stretchypanda** · 12-3-2006, 01:26 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/02/bri...rss_topstories

I don't think you thought your clever plan all the way through.

**Kilgamayan** · 12-3-2006, 01:43 AM

Looks like I just moved up a spot in the rankings

**PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR** · 12-3-2006, 01:45 AM

Kids these days...

FictionJunction · 12-3-2006, 02:27 AM

Funny, in a grotesque sort of way.

UberMario · 12-3-2006, 02:39 AM

I don't like it.

Shashmakito · 12-3-2006, 02:45 AM

Kewl.

Tasuke · 12-3-2006, 02:46 AM

evilbutterfly · 12-3-2006, 02:57 AM

The question is, how did the drunk guy get out of the police car? o_O

UberMario · 12-3-2006, 03:11 AM

Using his hands and trying really hard?

scorpio1690 · 12-3-2006, 03:15 AM

Licklider.

'Nuff said.

And why was he placed in the passenger seat? He obviously had access do the door handle since he wasn't in the back of the car. I'll bet the officer will get sued by the family.

UberMario · 12-3-2006, 03:16 AM

Literati time?

tsugomaru · 12-3-2006, 03:42 AM

I see what he did thar.

~Tsugomaru

**darkshark** · 12-3-2006, 04:07 AM

i wonder if the 60 foot fall killed/knocked him out, or if he just drowned cause he couldnt use his hands

FictionJunction · 12-3-2006, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by darkshark

i wonder if the 60 foot fall killed/knocked him out, or if he just drowned cause he couldnt use his hands

Both.

UberMario · 12-3-2006, 04:20 AM

I like wondering what the real cause of death was.

FictionJunction · 12-3-2006, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by UberMario

I like wondering what the real cause of death was.

Suicice.

UberMario · 12-3-2006, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by FictionJunction

Suicice.

Oh.

FictionJunction · 12-3-2006, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by UberMario

Oh.

notrlylol.

UberMario · 12-3-2006, 04:38 AM

Rhymes with dice.

Z3ratul · 12-3-2006, 04:40 AM

12-3-2006, 01:26 AM	#1
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 41 Posts: 4,123	Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/02/bri...rss_topstories I don't think you thought your clever plan all the way through.

12-3-2006, 01:43 AM	#2
Kilgamayan Super Scooter Happy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location, Location. Age: 41 Posts: 6,583	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge Looks like I just moved up a spot in the rankings __________________ I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

12-3-2006, 02:39 AM	#5
UberMario FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Plus I'm hungry for ****. Age: 25 Posts: 1,777	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge I don't like it. __________________ That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

12-3-2006, 02:45 AM	#6
Shashmakito FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Santa Fe, Texas Age: 37 Posts: 432	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge Kewl.

12-3-2006, 02:46 AM	#7
Tasuke FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: where ever you aren't Age: 35 Posts: 1,671	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge lol. __________________

12-3-2006, 02:57 AM	#8
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge The question is, how did the drunk guy get out of the police car? o_O __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

12-3-2006, 03:11 AM	#9
UberMario FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Plus I'm hungry for ****. Age: 25 Posts: 1,777	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge Using his hands and trying really hard? __________________ That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

12-3-2006, 03:15 AM	#10
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge Licklider. 'Nuff said. And why was he placed in the passenger seat? He obviously had access do the door handle since he wasn't in the back of the car. I'll bet the officer will get sued by the family.

12-3-2006, 03:16 AM	#11
UberMario FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Plus I'm hungry for ****. Age: 25 Posts: 1,777	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge Literati time? __________________ That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

12-3-2006, 03:42 AM	#12
tsugomaru FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The stars come to my aid. Posts: 3,962	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge I see what he did thar. ~Tsugomaru

12-3-2006, 04:07 AM	#13
darkshark Nothing. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Pacific Ocean Posts: 4,189	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge i wonder if the 60 foot fall killed/knocked him out, or if he just drowned cause he couldnt use his hands

12-3-2006, 04:20 AM	#15
UberMario FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Plus I'm hungry for ****. Age: 25 Posts: 1,777	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge I like wondering what the real cause of death was. __________________ That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

12-3-2006, 04:38 AM	#19
UberMario FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Plus I'm hungry for ****. Age: 25 Posts: 1,777	Re: Teen runs from police, dies after jumping off bridge Rhymes with dice. __________________ That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

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