The God Kills A Kitten Game

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Here's how the game works.

EX:

When [blankity blank blank], God kills a kitten.

Basically, you are to fill [blankity blank blank] with whatever you choose. It acts for great humour for people who need it. Mainly, I got a couple of rules.

1) Do not be a smartass.
2) Have fun.

Basically, I don't care what you put in [blankity blank blank]. But this game is JUST FOR FUN, so have fun, and don't care about what people say.

Ready... BEGIN!

EDIT: Wasn't there a thread on this? I dunno, I don't feel like bumping/looking through old threads.