jTWG LXXXIV: 8 New Players and Raeko Game Thread

[MarioNintendo]

Facts about you

1. You are reading this
2. You are being amused
4. You didnt notice i skipped 3
5. You're checking to see if it's true
7. You find it cute that it was true
8. You didn't notice I did it again and skipped 6
9. You suck
10. Just read these in advance by god, stop falling for it
11. You went to read the last fact and it made you feel powerful
12. You're still reading
14. You noticed i skipped 13
15. You're getting good
16. You're glad this list is over.