TWGCXXVIII - The Inferno War

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*********INCOMING MESSAGE***********

Are you tired of your boring routine?
Do you want an extra little something in your life?

THEN BECOME AN ARSONIST TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Becoming an arsonist could help you fulfill all of your wildest dreams!!!!!!!!!!
You could force your boss to have intercourse with you*
You could get that special girl to give you that raise!**
You could go on that vacation to your fireplace that you've always wanted to go on!***
You could even burn things and have sexy hair like Guy Fieri!!!****



DO YOU WANT TO HAVE HAIR LIKE GUY FIERI??????????????????
LEAVE THOSE HUMAN SCUM TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*provided that you actually are good in bed, which is highly unlikely
**actually no sorry you are alone. Just spend the nights with your twilight sparkle body pillow and be a good pawn
***i'm just making stuff up at this point
****you'll never have sexy fire hair like Guy sorry