Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal

[Zapmeister]

i got bored

so the first person to post exactly 100 words about why they should be a contestant on this show will get the chance to play deal or no deal for up to 250000 credits

i'm only actually going to run your post through a word counter so it doesn't matter if it actually describes your ambition to win 250000 credits or if it's nonsense gibberish, but it has to be exactly 100 words you're not supposed to know that

the board and gameplay and everything will be based on the uk version because that's where i live. i changed the lowest amounts because you can't have fractions of a credit. so there are 22 boxes, your box is chosen at random, five before the first offer and three boxes afterwards, and the audience members are obnoxiously annoying, and you get really low offers

here's a hasty mspaint diagram of your board


(by the way, i'm only doing this once because i don't have enough credits for two games)