The Dreams of Xiz

[Xiz]

12/11/2012: All I remember was memories were stored as little computer chips, and I remember looking into a bin full of them, being one person. Each memory was good, and bad. It was inhumane I thought. The scientist there said if I told anyone about it, I would die. I then found myself playing basketball with Lebron James, but he wouldn't let me win so I pushed him down a flight of stairs.

12/12/2012: Okay so imagine a peanutbutter monster. Like, made out of peanutbutter. I took one small bite, which happened to be his entire head. (His head was the size of a building) I couldn't breathe, so I went to find some milk. There was a milk river nearby, but I had to jump onto a cloud to get it.

12/13/2012: I remember being outside of a club or something, and what I assume to be the bouncer said "Is he cool?" He turned to the guy standing next to me, and he said yeah. We walked in. Turns out it was a Toys R Us. I went to the arm dispenser and attached a third arm onto my body. Right on my forehead. I then used it to walk, so i was kinda upside down. But then the world turned upside down as well.

12/14/2012: (Didn't sleep. Was playing LoL all night haha)

12/15/2012: I was eating flan while drinking beer in a mexican restaurant. I looked to my left and saw Captain America. The fact that we made eye-contact made him angry, so he slammed his fist into the table. All the items on the table flew up in slow motion. The DJ stopped playing and the ice-cream man got angry, so he started to fight Captain America. I then remember sticking toothpicks in my flan, making a little person out of it.

12/16/2012: Kinda cant remember, it was about large open spaces, but then really small tight spaces, which got me paranoid. There wasn't any true visual but the space was there. Kinda.

12/17/2012: I was playing checkers with a checkerboard. I couldn't stop laughing when I woke up.

12/18/2012: I was in the game 'Animal Crossings' - Walking around, helping my neighbors, going fishing and whatnot. I remember some characters like 'Lobo' 'Ed' and 'Buck' being there. It was by far the most relaxing dream I have had in a while.

12/19/2012: I was on a date with three women. All of them demanded that I finish my taxes before the last Dalek finished it's taco platter or I would die. I tried and tried, but then my taxes burst into flames.

12/20/2012: I was in Team Fortress 2 (TF2) - but nobody was moving. It was like lag, but empty. I remember a table, with a checkered tablecloth. I went to go sit-down and I was eating a pie that would keep regenerating. Apple, I think. I then starting pouring salt on my pie. So much salt. It started flooding everything around me.

12/21/2012: I was a pokemon trainer, in some grassy forest about to fight another pokemon trainer. I sent out Raichu and he sent out Barack Obama. I then immediately started to make clam-chowder out of a near-bye cauldron.

12/22/2012: Cant really remember

12/23/2012: Paining a purple wall... then someone screamed 'Hey!' thats... about it?

12/24/2012: I made a device where every-time someone in the world got a notification on Facebook, my ex-girlfriend would fart. (I seriously need to make this)

12/25/2012: I had to go back in time to help Julius Caesar from stop the war between Little Caesar pizzerias and Orange Julius's around the world. We never could help him because I had to go take tango lessons with my mom. On the plus side, there was a live jazz band preforming at the tango studio. Also the floor was made out of sponges.

12/26/2012: Can't remember

12/27/2012: I was a falcon, fighting the enemy bird game. It was almost like that movie 'Legend of the Guardians' but I wasn't the main character or anything, just a solider.

12/28/2012: Can't remember anything besides the number 51. Something about the number 51 lol.

12/29/2012: I had to chug beer with George Clooney or the earth would explode. There were TV cameras and toasters and party hats everywhere. The toasters were used to store beer for us.

12/30/2012: I was at a Yellow-card concert. They did this cool thing where they turned the audience into colors that would sync with the music they are playing. (Like the guitar would be green, Bass would be red, etc etc) But they were not playing music. It was mute.

12/31/2012: I had one silver coin. It listened to me. It was alive. It wanted to feel love. But then I bought a soda with it. Also taxi's were driving on walls.

1/1/2013: I had to fight Charlie Brown using poetry. Every word I would speak would age him by a month. He was dead by the time I was done. I then got a kiss on the cheek from Betty White. We then made an alliance to stop the Norwegians from taking over Canada.