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[Oni-Paranoia]

Dunkin' Donuts - This gets weird

- Most of us never wash our hands, this includes half the guys who jerk-off during their breaks

- We wear gloves if you're watching, in drive-thru I don't even wear gloves.

- The coolatta machine is filled wrong (doing it wrong makes it melt faster) when the manager leaves, it's a longer process to do it right.

- Our donuts sit in the back with flies from 5am to 5am.

- Iced coffee is supposed to be re-made every 8 hours... we wait till the container is empty (only decaf and dark roast usually go past this time).

- Hot coffee is supposed to be brewed every 18 minutes... we wait till the pot is empty (this could be hours on the night shift)

- Any utensils or anything that hits the floor, we still use.

We're sanitary with a few things because of the new manager but once the manager is out the store, we really just don't give a shit for the little things, he's a ****ing dickhead.

Oh, and DON'T EVER EAT anything VEGGIE. You don't want to know what's in it.