This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD

[MrRubix]

TIMELINE

TASS HAD THE BOARDS DOMINATED. BUT SOON, RUBIX LANDED A RESPECTABLE 97341 TO OVERTAKE THE LEAD. SOON THEREAFTER, TASS TIED. TASS OFFERED TO SETTLE FOR A TIE. THE STORY COULD HAVE ENDED HERE.



BUT RUBIX WANTED MORE. HE CRAVED VICTORY. HE REJECTED THE TRUCE-TIE AND WENT AFTER THE GOLD WITH A NEW 97365.



BUT TASS WAS NOT GOING TO STAND FOR SUCH BRASH RETARDATION. HE SOON UNLEASHED A SPANKING UPON RUBIX, BUT ONLY TO GET FISTED IN RESPONSE.



WHAT A MISTAKE THAT WAS. SOON THEREAFTER, TASS TURNED SUPER SAIYA-JIN LEVEL 9001 AND BEGAN TO ENDLESSLY REAM RUBIX INTO OBLIVION. THE SITUATION LOOKED GRIM, BUT RUBIX KEPT TRYING. AND THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED. TASS UNLEASHED A SCORE THAT WAS FAR BEYOND ANYTHING ACHIEVED BEFORE. IT WAS AN INSANE JUMP OVER AN ALREADY INSANE SCORE, AKIN TO WINNING THE LOTTERY AFTER MEGAN FOX SHOWS UP AT THE DOOR BEGGING FOR A NIGHT OF HOT PASSION. IT WAS SIMPLY BEYOND COMPREHENSION. HE HAD BROKEN INTO the 97700+ BARRIER. ALL HOPE WAS LOST.



AFTER MANY, MANY ATTEMPTS, RUBIX WAS NOT ABLE TO MATCH THE AWESOMENESS THAT WAS TASS. HE EVEN GOT PAINFULLY CLOSE, BUT TO NO AVAIL.

BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED.


SOMETHING BIG
SOMETHING UNTHINKABLE...

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RUBIX EMERGED THE VICTOR WITH AN UNPRECEDENTED 97800+ SCORE, THEREBY SEALING HIS FATE AS THE EVERLASTING CHAMPION AND THE PERPETUAL DOMINATOR OF TASS.










Glory...

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