Most Embarassing Moments

[blargherness]

What is this, the 5th 'most embarrassing moments' topic?
Either way...I've had quite a few accidents on my bicycle that could go under one of those stupid 'pwned' videos, but no one was around during any of the spills so it wouldn't be classified as embarrassing. Just...never wear baggy pants when your bicycle gears are unprotected. Or whenever you are biking.
Actually, I don't get embarrassed easily. I just get into embarrassing situations. Seriously, if you are getting laughed at, just laugh. The truth is it probably was very funny.
Oh one event pops out at me, though. Have you ever gotten so much gas that it feels like your intestines are going to rupture if you don't do something about it? Well I had been feeling like that all day. It was near the end of the school day and I was in english class. Of course we were doing some silent reading, and I had to cough terribly bad. I coughed and BAM, flatulence that was loud enough to echo all around the room burst its way into the ears of all my fellow classmates, and some of the ears of the classmates in the next class over. It was one of those times when everyone stares at you, then somebody says something along the lines of 'Jesus Christ was that you?', then the guys break out into laughter while the girls give each other disgusted and disturbed looks. Remember: if everyone knows it was you, admit it.

Well that was quite a rant.