I kicked some ass today!

[the_unda_doggz]

(All kids in this fight were 15+, including me)

Today I was playing football and some kids started **** with my little brother.
That's all right because I defend him, but it's when they started on me that
I got pissed. First of all, I know I'm fat, don't make fun of me for it.
Second of all, if you're going to talk ****, back it up. I told a kid to stop saying ****
about me. Everytime my brother said something, they would say something back to him
or to me. Well, the first time some kid said something, I told him to shut the
**** up and don't say anything again. The second timke he said something
I told him if he said anything to me again that was rude, I would beat the ****
out of him. So, he finally pissed me off for the last time. Some kid wouldn't
shut up and he kept saying sh!t to my brother, and I said, ''Go put a tampon in, go eat some chocolate or something.''
And the kid that was saying sh!t to me the whole day said, ''How about you go eat more chocolate!''
Like I said before, I know I'm fat, don't make fun of me for it. And I guess they thought ''He's just a fat kid, he is using his size as a threat.''
Well, they found out that I wasn't bluffing. I ran after the kid and said
''I told you if you said something one more time, I would kick your mother****ing ass!''
So, he ran behind his friend and pushed him in front of me to try to defend himself.
And I ran after him and ****ing punched him in his face and elbowed him
in the temple and grabbed him by his throat and slammed him into the ground
with all of my strength and weight. So another kid ran up to me and said,
''****ing stop bitch or I'll kick your ass!'' So I ****ing slammed him into the ground and started beating his ass while he was on the ground.
After that everyone was like ''Fat ass!! We'll kick your ass'' and they said this only when I started walking home. So I turned around and said, ''Shut the **** up, bitch. I'll kick your ****ing asses again!'' So they didn't say anything, but then after I started walking home again, they kept saying ****. So I walked back up to the kid that was saying the most and challenged him to ****ing hit me or shut the **** up, and he didn't do anything else.




I can't wait to go down there again and play football tomorrow.