The "I'm never going to have kids" thread - Page 2

jewpinthethird · 12-17-2004, 10:17 PM

Teach your kids manners, and proper ways to behave, and they will end up alright.

How?

Spank them. Think of a child as a dog that can talk. The only way they will ever learn what "No" means is by giving them a good smack on their ass...not very hard, just hard enough for them to get them message.

**Cenright** · 12-17-2004, 10:21 PM

Finally someone who understands. Especially the boys. They really need the contact. Negative or not, it is a training that has to be done. Thank you Jewpin.

(And to the rest of you)
Sounds like we aren't going to have do deal with population control. You people will do it on your own.

12-17-2004, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

I absolutely love kids and can't wait to have my own. Well, I can wait, but I'm damn excited about the prospect.

Quoted for 100% absolute agreement. Getting married, having kids, and raising kids is my goal in life. That's right, goal. As in "Chardish can die happy, if..." goal.

Kids don't suck. Bad parents suck. If some kid is running around causing mayhem, it's generally because the parent hasn't drilled into their head that that is unacceptable behavior.

**stretchypanda** · 12-17-2004, 11:30 PM

I am currently insanely jealous of anyone who has a baby. Well, anyone older than I am by at least four years who has a baby. I can't wait to have a family.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Last summer stretchy and I worked at a program for 8-11th graders. It was awesome.

8th-10th graders, but whatever. Those kids were futuristic(?).

EDIT: For Jewpin. <3

jewpinthethird · 12-17-2004, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stretchypanda

8th-10th graders, but whatever. Those kids were fantastic.

Damn, for a second I thought you typed futuristic...then I was disappointed.

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 12-18-2004, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emccky

He's narrowminded.

Or smart.

**Kilgamayan** · 12-18-2004, 09:12 AM

I find little kids really annoying, but if I don't plan on not having some of my own if I ever find someone.

**xObserveRx** · 12-18-2004, 09:21 AM

Well, I think you'll miss out on most of life's great joys if you don't have kids.

As narrowminded as this sounds, I think anyone who doesn't wanna have children simply doesn't want to have responsibility, which makes sense, because children require insane amounts of responsibility, care, love, and understanding. You can hear that from any parent.

So if you don't want responsibility, that's fine. I just know that i want kids, enough said.

zildjian133 · 12-18-2004, 10:10 AM

I eat a huge bowl of "I HATE CHILDREN CEREAL" every morning. MMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMmm...mmmm........mmm tastey hate.

flypie743 · 12-18-2004, 10:17 AM

I love kids. Well...good kids, and like chardish said that depends on whether the parent is taking control or is slacking off of their responsibility to raise the kids. I want to have a family. So, yeah, I think I will have kids of my own some day.

vashthestampede0987 · 12-18-2004, 10:23 AM

If I ever have a kid...I'll raise em' like they did in "Big Daddy"

Adam Sandler-Great comedian and awesome father lol

**stretchypanda** · 12-18-2004, 01:50 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6727845/

Makes me want to hurt people.

evilbutterfly · 12-18-2004, 02:33 PM

I'm not much of one for most kids. If there was a little boy who acted just like I did when I was a kid, I'd be fine with it. I was the most low-maintenance kid ever. Just give me a Ninetendo and I won't bother you for hours. If I'm not doing chores, take the Nintendo away till I did them. Hell, my parents potty trained me with the NES. "Noah, if you don't go pee in the toilet RIGHT NOW, no more Nintendo!" Few minutes later and I had done it. If my kids are anything like myself, I'll love them.

But my wife will hate me for it. When she's trying to get the kids to go to bed, I'll be chiming in when they say, "awww, mom, just one more game!!" I'll be a crazy guy. My kids will love me for playing with them all the time, but my wife will probably hate me for not doing anything else.

**Moogy** · 12-18-2004, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stretchypanda

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6727845/

Makes me want to hurt people.

What the fuck?

**stretchypanda** · 12-18-2004, 02:40 PM

What, exactly, are you confused about?

dinnerroll · 12-18-2004, 10:42 PM

What Moogy said.

**Kilgamayan** · 12-18-2004, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by That story

was showing the child off to people at a cafe

Someone had a hankerin' for a California sandwich.

jazzmosis · 12-18-2004, 10:56 PM

I want to eventually have a kid, but definitely not right now. I think that for the most part young people want to be free and the thought of a kid is, well.. scary at their age. (16-22, I'm talking here). Right now I find some kids extremely annoying, but then I look at the mother/father and realize that maybe it's not the kid's fault... maybe.

I'm pretty sure I'd be a slack father.. maybe not when the kid is young, but when they get to 13-ish, I'll be pretty lax so long as they don't break my three rules: No drugs, no smoking, and don't drink yourself beyond stupid... which links to don't drive drunk.

Otherwise, live your life. You break one of my rules though, you'll have no help from me. I'd rather my idiot kid stay in jail for dealing smack then bail his/her ass out... how else are they going to learn a lesson? "Oh I messed up but dad saved me from prison.. his punishment won't be as bad a prison".. hell no. Maybe being molested by some fat, bald, hairy man will teach you drugs are wrong.

Jazz.

...rather out there right now.

**Freak83** · 12-18-2004, 11:09 PM

Kids annoy me so much. I have the worst problem with them. They love me, and it's annoying as hell. If there's a room filled with 50 people, guess who they come to to play with them? You guessed it! It's always me! And of course no-one thinks to get them off me, they just think "Oh thank god he can look after them and they won't bug me." Meanwhile my evening is ruined and I am not a babysitter.

dmleet · 12-19-2004, 10:23 AM

I have a baby stepbrother. He's 1 and a half years old, and he's the devil of my life. But, still, I hate my 12 yr-old stepbrother even more.

12-17-2004, 10:21 PM	#22
Cenright You thought I was a GUY?! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Beaumont (A town with 25 times fewer people than this site) Age: 39 Posts: 3,139	Finally someone who understands. Especially the boys. They really need the contact. Negative or not, it is a training that has to be done. Thank you Jewpin. (And to the rest of you) Sounds like we aren't going to have do deal with population control. You people will do it on your own. __________________ http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...Cube_in_55.mpg

12-18-2004, 09:12 AM	#27
Kilgamayan Super Scooter Happy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location, Location. Age: 41 Posts: 6,583	I find little kids really annoying, but if I don't plan on not having some of my own if I ever find someone. __________________ I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

12-18-2004, 09:21 AM	#28
xObserveRx FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ontario Age: 43 Posts: 1,148	Well, I think you'll miss out on most of life's great joys if you don't have kids. As narrowminded as this sounds, I think anyone who doesn't wanna have children simply doesn't want to have responsibility, which makes sense, because children require insane amounts of responsibility, care, love, and understanding. You can hear that from any parent. So if you don't want responsibility, that's fine. I just know that i want kids, enough said. __________________ Come Play The Werewolf Game!

12-18-2004, 10:10 AM	#29
zildjian133 FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: LOMG LOCATION@HERE Posts: 1,138	I eat a huge bowl of "I HATE CHILDREN CEREAL" every morning. MMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMmm...mmmm........mmm tastey hate. __________________

12-18-2004, 10:17 AM	#30
flypie743 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: fairyland Posts: 3,210	I love kids. Well...good kids, and like chardish said that depends on whether the parent is taking control or is slacking off of their responsibility to raise the kids. I want to have a family. So, yeah, I think I will have kids of my own some day. __________________ IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

12-17-2004, 10:17 PM	#21
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	Teach your kids manners, and proper ways to behave, and they will end up alright. How? Spank them. Think of a child as a dog that can talk. The only way they will ever learn what "No" means is by giving them a good smack on their ass...not very hard, just hard enough for them to get them message.

12-18-2004, 01:50 PM	#32
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 41 Posts: 4,123	http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6727845/ Makes me want to hurt people.

12-18-2004, 02:33 PM	#33
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	I'm not much of one for most kids. If there was a little boy who acted just like I did when I was a kid, I'd be fine with it. I was the most low-maintenance kid ever. Just give me a Ninetendo and I won't bother you for hours. If I'm not doing chores, take the Nintendo away till I did them. Hell, my parents potty trained me with the NES. "Noah, if you don't go pee in the toilet RIGHT NOW, no more Nintendo!" Few minutes later and I had done it. If my kids are anything like myself, I'll love them. But my wife will hate me for it. When she's trying to get the kids to go to bed, I'll be chiming in when they say, "awww, mom, just one more game!!" I'll be a crazy guy. My kids will love me for playing with them all the time, but my wife will probably hate me for not doing anything else. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

12-18-2004, 02:40 PM	#35
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 41 Posts: 4,123	What, exactly, are you confused about?

12-18-2004, 10:42 PM	#36
dinnerroll FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 283	What Moogy said. __________________

12-18-2004, 11:09 PM	#39
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	Kids annoy me so much. I have the worst problem with them. They love me, and it's annoying as hell. If there's a room filled with 50 people, guess who they come to to play with them? You guessed it! It's always me! And of course no-one thinks to get them off me, they just think "Oh thank god he can look after them and they won't bug me." Meanwhile my evening is ruined and I am not a babysitter.

12-19-2004, 10:23 AM	#40
dmleet FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Where I'm at. Posts: 443	I have a baby stepbrother. He's 1 and a half years old, and he's the devil of my life. But, still, I hate my 12 yr-old stepbrother even more. __________________ You cannot possibly have a room any better than this.

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