My Teenage Crisis Story

retard_gamer · 04-2-2008, 01:40 AM

i don't even know if i should post it here. well what ever

ok. so when "Gypsys" get married either the boy OR the Father Picks the bride. (the father usually only picks the bride if the son is too old/stupid/dont know how to talk to a girl/ugly/)

so ever since i was born my dads Cousin and his wife were allways like "Were Gonna Get Our Daughter Chanel Married To Your son" and my mom and her mom would allways argue saying "We Dont want your daughter"

So 1 day im bord just playing the game. then my unlce comes over. (not my Blood Uncle.) and asks "So How do you Like That Girl?" im like what girl? he reply'd "Chanel?" i was like Eww. no Thank You.
he was like o......k........

Then my Aunt And Uncle Come in town from VA (i live in NJ so its like a 3 hour Drive) Just to see her. im like What Brings you here? "Just Wanted to visit" not telling me because my Family Was Planing My Life

so Chanels Mom and Dad Come to visit my house. to Show Chanel to my Aunt and Uncle (Wierd how gypsys do thing am i rite?)

im like o.....k........ is my famliy Trying to get me married to this girl? (at this point i Still did'nt know what was going on.)

i Grew Up With This Girl. Shes My 2nd Cousin. She Was Like a Sister to me. so i was like

Then my Grandma FLYS on a PLAIN FROM FL!!! (i guess cause im the first grandson?) to bring this Girl a JC Purse and a Pair of Gold Earings.

Now i Figured it out. im like HELL NO!!!

my family is not the kind that you can just walk up to them and say "i dont like her. i dont want to marry her. i dont want to get married period. im only 15!!!" (and yes gypsys get married as young has 12!!!)

so now the make a mong-e-mose (which means they want to ask for her in public) and they lie me its one of there friends kids Bithday. (i knew what they was doing thogh) so we go the this Reserved Resturant and now i wana **** in my pants because its so awkward. now my dad asks her dad and he says yes. So now im allmost Officialy Married To her at this Point. that night i didnt sleep in fear. (every boy that her mom aunt grandma gave birth to was retarded. i mean cant talk. allways screaming. just plain retarded) so this scared me alot. i was Thinking "what if i have a son with her? i dont want a retarded son. if i have a son i want to play ball with him. drive him around. play with him." so then i started Crying. then i got on my knees and started to pray "Lord. Jesus. if its your will let this go thru. if not show me what to do..."

a few days later. my mom and dad plan a wedding. im guessing by now im gonna get married to her. now its locked in. then chanels family say "i dont like the place. i dont want that food, i dont want this and that etc." i know what these people are, so i knew that ment they wana stop this whole thing.

i start prasing the lord. "Thank you jesus. thank you lord. i knew it wasint your will"

A Few Days Later After That. my mom and the get everything the bought for her back. and my grandmas stuff.

it was finally over. it was done. i coudint beleave it

Did you ever have a gut feeling about something? like knowing somethings not supposed to happend?

well thats my Teenage Crisis Story. Feel Free To Ask Questions.

AND THIS IS NOT A ApRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!

**foilman8805** · 04-2-2008, 01:48 AM

Question:

Why is your English so awful?

**Silver_Brian** · 04-2-2008, 01:50 AM

Wow, I sort of skimmed through that and it was still painful to read. You certainly live up to half of your name.

retard_gamer · 04-2-2008, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foilman8805

Question:

Why is your English so awful?

Cause im a gypsy. didnt you read that part?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver_Brian

Wow, I sort of skimmed through that and it was still painful to read. You certainly live up to half of your name.

i dont no if that was good or bad lol

jewpinthethird · 04-2-2008, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by retard_gamer

Cause im a gypsy. didnt you read that part?

Hahahhhahaa. This struck me as funny.

**Spazzbite** · 04-4-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by retard_gamer

Cause im a gypsy. didnt you read that part?

And people wonder why it's so hard to break stereotypes.

Retard, was the wedding going to be performed in America? To my knowledge most, if not all states, won't allow marriage of those under the age of 18.

**Nyokou** · 04-4-2008, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Spazzbite

And people wonder why it's so hard to break stereotypes.

Retard, was the wedding going to be performed in America? To my knowledge most, if not all states, won't allow marriage of those under the age of 18.

They allow it at a minimum age of 16 sometimes though, only if parents are consenting.

retard_gamer · 04-5-2008, 12:44 PM

yea pretty much. and my birthday was like 2 weeks away.

**irishknight** · 04-2-2008, 02:02 AM

EDIT: Nevermind...

So basically you're refusing an organised marriage. O.K. then.

Quote:

Originally Posted by foilman8805

Question:

Why is your English so awful?

Quote:

Originally Posted by retard_gamer

Cause im a gypsy. didnt you read that part?

Stereotyping is bad.

retard_gamer · 04-2-2008, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by irishknight

Stereotyping is bad.

Whats That?

**irishknight** · 04-2-2008, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by retard_gamer

Whats That?

What is 'that' referring to?

retard_gamer · 04-2-2008, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by irishknight

What is 'that' referring to?

Stereotyping

**irishknight** · 04-2-2008, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by retard_gamer

Stereotyping

In a broad point of view it means to make a simple opinion over a group of people.

(e.g. Geeks [ a group ]spend most of their time studying [opinion])

big_mig · 04-4-2008, 07:02 AM

i think he was referring to 'stereotype'

**Sir_Thomas** · 04-2-2008, 01:56 PM

Man I sure do love that irishknight dude. Whoever he is.

**EnR** · 04-2-2008, 02:02 PM

Wait.. you were going to marry your second cousin?

**MystictheHedgehog** · 04-2-2008, 02:18 PM

Holy crap...glad you escaped that one.

Tokzic · 04-2-2008, 02:21 PM

This is more of a Chit Chat thing. Personal stories generally don't belong in Lit, especially when you're using "they were like" instead "they said".

Thomas, he's not being an asshole. Lit are works of language. He was treating it like one even though it isn't.

Xx{Midnight}xX · 04-2-2008, 03:00 PM

Wow i never knew how tourtured you guys where. I'm happy that luthrens don't have arranged marrages cuase then my grandfather would be disapointed, i'm athiest.

But luckily (sp?) you escaped. My question is if you where to find a girl you like would you be able to have your parents arrange that marrage?

snow2skate · 04-2-2008, 03:19 PM

You seem to believe that God or Jesus have any effect on your life...

They don't.

Your life can only be changed by you. What happens in life is merely a cause and effect of everything's actions.

So praying wasn't what helped you. You just got lucky lol.

And even if your family did go on with the wedding. You should have just stood up to them and said straight out that you don't want to marry her. No one can force you to marry another person.

04-2-2008, 01:40 AM	#1
retard_gamer FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: fl Age: 32 Posts: 138	My Teenage Crisis Story i don't even know if i should post it here. well what ever ok. so when "Gypsys" get married either the boy OR the Father Picks the bride. (the father usually only picks the bride if the son is too old/stupid/dont know how to talk to a girl/ugly/) so ever since i was born my dads Cousin and his wife were allways like "Were Gonna Get Our Daughter Chanel Married To Your son" and my mom and her mom would allways argue saying "We Dont want your daughter" So 1 day im bord just playing the game. then my unlce comes over. (not my Blood Uncle.) and asks "So How do you Like That Girl?" im like what girl? he reply'd "Chanel?" i was like Eww. no Thank You. he was like o......k........ Then my Aunt And Uncle Come in town from VA (i live in NJ so its like a 3 hour Drive) Just to see her. im like What Brings you here? "Just Wanted to visit" not telling me because my Family Was Planing My Life so Chanels Mom and Dad Come to visit my house. to Show Chanel to my Aunt and Uncle (Wierd how gypsys do thing am i rite?) im like o.....k........ is my famliy Trying to get me married to this girl? (at this point i Still did'nt know what was going on.) i Grew Up With This Girl. Shes My 2nd Cousin. She Was Like a Sister to me. so i was like Then my Grandma FLYS on a PLAIN FROM FL!!! (i guess cause im the first grandson?) to bring this Girl a JC Purse and a Pair of Gold Earings. Now i Figured it out. im like HELL NO!!! my family is not the kind that you can just walk up to them and say "i dont like her. i dont want to marry her. i dont want to get married period. im only 15!!!" (and yes gypsys get married as young has 12!!!) so now the make a mong-e-mose (which means they want to ask for her in public) and they lie me its one of there friends kids Bithday. (i knew what they was doing thogh) so we go the this Reserved Resturant and now i wana **** in my pants because its so awkward. now my dad asks her dad and he says yes. So now im allmost Officialy Married To her at this Point. that night i didnt sleep in fear. (every boy that her mom aunt grandma gave birth to was retarded. i mean cant talk. allways screaming. just plain retarded) so this scared me alot. i was Thinking "what if i have a son with her? i dont want a retarded son. if i have a son i want to play ball with him. drive him around. play with him." so then i started Crying. then i got on my knees and started to pray "Lord. Jesus. if its your will let this go thru. if not show me what to do..." a few days later. my mom and dad plan a wedding. im guessing by now im gonna get married to her. now its locked in. then chanels family say "i dont like the place. i dont want that food, i dont want this and that etc." i know what these people are, so i knew that ment they wana stop this whole thing. i start prasing the lord. "Thank you jesus. thank you lord. i knew it wasint your will" A Few Days Later After That. my mom and the get everything the bought for her back. and my grandmas stuff. it was finally over. it was done. i coudint beleave it Did you ever have a gut feeling about something? like knowing somethings not supposed to happend? well thats my Teenage Crisis Story. Feel Free To Ask Questions. AND THIS IS NOT A ApRIL FOOLS JOKE!!! Last edited by retard_gamer; 04-2-2008 at 01:42 AM.. Reason: pass 12 am.

04-2-2008, 01:48 AM	#2
foilman8805 smoke wheat hail satin Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: LA baby Age: 36 Posts: 5,704	Re: My Teenage Crisis Story Question: Why is your English so awful?

04-5-2008, 12:44 PM	#8
retard_gamer FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: fl Age: 32 Posts: 138	Re: My Teenage Crisis Story yea pretty much. and my birthday was like 2 weeks away.

04-4-2008, 07:02 AM	#14
big_mig FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2	Re: My Teenage Crisis Story i think he was referring to 'stereotype'

04-2-2008, 01:56 PM	#15
Sir_Thomas FFR Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 848	Re: My Teenage Crisis Story Man I sure do love that irishknight dude. Whoever he is. Last edited by Sir_Thomas; 04-4-2008 at 03:52 PM..

04-2-2008, 02:02 PM	#16
EnR Massive flaming dildos. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A-Town, Ontario Age: 31 Posts: 8,431	Re: My Teenage Crisis Story Wait.. you were going to marry your second cousin? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

04-2-2008, 02:21 PM	#18
Tokzic FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Location: TGB Age: 34 Posts: 6,878	Re: My Teenage Crisis Story This is more of a Chit Chat thing. Personal stories generally don't belong in Lit, especially when you're using "they were like" instead "they said". Thomas, he's not being an asshole. Lit are works of language. He was treating it like one even though it isn't. __________________ ~very popular guitar streamer~ Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

04-2-2008, 03:00 PM	#19
Xx{Midnight}xX FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 8,548	Re: My Teenage Crisis Story Wow i never knew how tourtured you guys where. I'm happy that luthrens don't have arranged marrages cuase then my grandfather would be disapointed, i'm athiest. But luckily (sp?) you escaped. My question is if you where to find a girl you like would you be able to have your parents arrange that marrage?

04-2-2008, 03:19 PM	#20
snow2skate FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Kelowna BC Canada Age: 33 Posts: 40	Re: My Teenage Crisis Story You seem to believe that God or Jesus have any effect on your life... They don't. Your life can only be changed by you. What happens in life is merely a cause and effect of everything's actions. So praying wasn't what helped you. You just got lucky lol. And even if your family did go on with the wedding. You should have just stood up to them and said straight out that you don't want to marry her. No one can force you to marry another person. __________________ www.faze-one.deviantart.com/gallery Check out my artwork .

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