09-29-2013, 01:18 PM
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it's time for a jokes thread
Why do engineers get Halloween mixed up with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. Last edited by RNGRX; 09-30-2013 at 06:47 PM.. Reason: This thread is a joke. Can't delete this shit. :/ |
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09-29-2013, 01:20 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
this is probably going to degrade into something as bad as the gay marriage debate.
and that debate happens because people are fucking assholes
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09-29-2013, 01:36 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says "OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING?!"
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09-29-2013, 01:46 PM
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09-29-2013, 01:48 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
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09-29-2013, 02:33 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
That's jokes
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09-29-2013, 03:39 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
A woman is at work and a man walks up to her and says her hair smells nice. Right away she walks over to an executive and says she wants to file a sexual harassment claim.
"What's wrong with someone saying your hair smells nice?" She replies, "He's a midget."
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09-29-2013, 04:02 PM
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09-29-2013, 06:54 PM
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09-29-2013, 07:02 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
if u rearrange RNGRX u get bad poster
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09-29-2013, 07:08 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
 Credits to bluearrowll for linking me this
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09-29-2013, 07:11 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
Congrats, this thread is a joke.
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09-29-2013, 07:11 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
What is purple and commutes?
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09-29-2013, 07:12 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it. 01 01 was a race horse, 10 10 was one too, 01 01 won one race, 10 10 01 01 10 If you think this sentence is confusing, then change one pig. -- Uilliam Bricken Jr. Thit sentence is not self-referential because 'thit' is not a word. -- Douglas Hofstadter Believing this statement will make you happier. -- Ryan Lortie If this sentence is true, then Santa Claus exists. This sentence contains exactly threee erors. |
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09-29-2013, 08:48 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
My nephew is such a great story teller. I swear one day he's going to write movies, or maybe be a famous author. Hell, maybe he'll even be a journalist. Or maybe my brother really IS molesting him.
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09-29-2013, 09:38 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
You're momma's so fat she decided to go on a diet and lose weight.
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09-29-2013, 09:41 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
this thread gave me cancer
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09-29-2013, 09:48 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
That is sad, but I wish you the best of luck with treatment.
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09-29-2013, 09:53 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
BREAKING BAD ENDED
 it was such a good show i will miss it forever |
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09-29-2013, 09:59 PM
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Re: it's time for a jokes thread
How is this different from You Laugh You Lose, exactly?
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