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  • mellon_collie
    FFR Player
    • May 2017
    • 156

    #16
    Re: Whitty Funeral

    Originally posted by gold stinger
    I would like a thorough explanation as to why this affects ALL rhythm game communities in general and not just the FNF rhythm game community, as well as the underlying significance of a singular modified version of the game and the associated weight entailed by the removal of said modified version from the internet.

    Maybe then, people will be interested in why "this is a Serious and Sad moment".

    You know parents are the same
    No matter time nor place
    They don't understand that us kids
    Are going to make some mistakes
    So to you, all the kids all across the land
    There's no need to argue
    Parents just don't understand
    "Parents" 24 lines, 734 characters.
    I remember one year
    My mom took me school shopping
    It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister
    All hopped in the car
    We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
    MY mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
    I didn't say nothing at first
    I just turned up my nose
    She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost $20"
    I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!"
    The next half hour was the same old thing
    My mother buying me clothes from 1963
    And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
    I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips!
    I said, "Mom, what are you doing, you're ruining my rep"
    She said, "You're only sixteen, you don't have a rep yet"
    I said, "Mom, let's put these clothes back, please"
    She said "no, you go to school to learn not for a fashion show"
    I said, "This isn't Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowzer
    Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers
    But if you don't want to I can live with that but
    You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks"
    She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same
    Inevitably the first day of school came
    I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick
    But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, forget it"
    There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax
    I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
    And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought
    The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
    And those who weren't laughing still had a ball
    Because they were pointing and whispering
    As I walked down the hall
    I got home and told my Mom how my day went
    She said, "If they were laughing you don't need the,
    "Cause they're not good friends"
    For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
    That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
    So to you all the kids all across the land
    There's no need to argue
    Parents just don't understand
    OK, here's the situation
    "parents" 68 lines, 2662 characters.
    My parents went away on a week's vacation and
    They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
    Would they mind?
    Umm, well, of course not
    I'll just take it for a little spin
    And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
    I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
    Well, maybe I shouldn't
    Yeah, of course I should
    Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot
    I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
    That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
    I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
    You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
    I honked my horn just to get her attention
    She said, "Was that for me?"
    I said, "Yeah"
    She said, "Why?"
    I said, "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy"
    She said, "How do I know you're not sick?
    You could be some deranged lunatic"
    I said, "see 'mon toots, my name is the Prince
    Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"
    She agreed and we were on our way
    She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word
    We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive
    We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
    She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
    She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on"
    She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
    We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast
    The sun roof was open , the music was high
    And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
    She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
    I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car
    We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
    And to make this long story short - short
    When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
    I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"
    I almost had a heart attack that day
    Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
    I was arrested, the car was impounded
    There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
    My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
    I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
    My parents walked in
    I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?"
    They didn't speak
    I said, "I want to plead my case"
    But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
    That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived
    They took turns -
    One would beat me while the other one was driving
    I can't believe it, I just made a mistake
    Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
    So to you all the kids all across the land
    Take it form me
    Parents just don't understand

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    • JMokiplaysStepMania
      FFR Player
      • Dec 2020
      • 56

      #17
      Re: Whitty Funeral

      Originally posted by gold stinger
      I would like a thorough explanation as to why this affects ALL rhythm game communities in general and not just the FNF rhythm game community, as well as the underlying significance of a singular modified version of the game and the associated weight entailed by the removal of said modified version from the internet.

      Maybe then, people will be interested in why "this is a Serious and Sad moment".
      1. Read the first post on this thread
      2. FNF was a great introduction to new rhythm gamers.

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      • Fireo
        FFR Player
        • May 2021
        • 47

        #18
        Re: Whitty Funeral

        Dang this was my 1st mod too. Sucks that it got deleted. Also fnf is what got me here so it sucks that a big steeping stone in modding for fnf kinda poofed out of existence
        Last edited by Fireo; 07-22-2021, 09:00 PM.

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        • JMokiplaysStepMania
          FFR Player
          • Dec 2020
          • 56

          #19
          Re: Whitty Funeral

          Originally posted by Fireo
          Dang this was my 1st mod too. Sucks that it got deleted. Also fnf is what got me here so it sucks that a big steeping stone in modding for fnf kinda poofed out of existence
          Finally, someone serious here.

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          • Shadow_God_10
            Somewhere, but not here
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Mar 2006
            • 2226

            #20
            Re: Whitty Funeral

            Originally posted by JMokiplaysStepMania
            Remember, no joking around. This is a serious and sad moment for not only the FNF community, but the rhythm game community in general.
            I'll remember that when I'm supposed to take everything seriously on the internet. My apologies Captain serious, it won't happen again.

            Realistically speaking, there are millions of people around the world who have found rhythm gaming through other means. Just because one flash game from Newgrounds came back because of a pandemic does not mean all rhythm gaming communities should care about its fandom

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            • T-Force
              Your world ends with you
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jan 2007
              • 4753

              #21
              Re: Whitty Funeral

              But what about Whitty's brother Gritty?

              Life is simply unfair... Don't you think?

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              • JMokiplaysStepMania
                FFR Player
                • Dec 2020
                • 56

                #22
                Re: Whitty Funeral

                Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
                I'll remember that when I'm supposed to take everything seriously on the internet. My apologies Captain serious, it won't happen again.

                Realistically speaking, there are millions of people around the world who have found rhythm gaming through other means. Just because one flash game from Newgrounds came back because of a pandemic does not mean all rhythm gaming communities should care about its fandom
                I understand, note that this thread is for people who have a special place for Whitty and the FNF Modding community in general.

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                • Gradiant
                  FFR's Resident Trashpanda
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 1100

                  #23
                  Re: Whitty Funeral

                  A community that plays FNF would probably be a better place to get the sympathy you're looking for

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                  • JMokiplaysStepMania
                    FFR Player
                    • Dec 2020
                    • 56

                    #24
                    Re: Whitty Funeral

                    Originally posted by Gradiant
                    A community that plays FNF would probably be a better place to get the sympathy you're looking for
                    Good idea! Someone please close this thread.

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