It would be nice to stimulate some more competition so I am proposing a challenge for 25k each.
The next two legit people to:
- Get an FC with double digit goods on Death Piano, or
- Get less than 50 goods, single digit averages or less, and less than 20 boos (this does not require an FC)
will get 25k credits. For the FC one, every average under 15 will be awarded an extra 1k (zero average DDG FC means 40k!)
Obviously you'll have to play through the entire song.
Users banned from this:
- Velocity
- Reincarnate
- DossarLX ODI (He's not going to be in this)
4k to the first person to type out the entire script for Keisha Fabo 1.
Keisha Fabo: Hoe my gawd, Breadquanda is gonna die when she hear dis, I gots to go tell her, lemme get up in dis house, lemme get up in dis house baybehh.
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Keisha Fabo: Hoe ma gad girl, let me tell you, you will not believe what I had just heard, I had just heard, I just got off the phone with Eshewandabufantanquibalefandel*larequandralaquishabonishatish*abufantrellaniquandrea, and SHE has say that she has seen Derrell ****in some other lady!
Deltrese: Hoe ma gawd no way who da **** is he ****in' now?
Keisha: Some bitch named Deltrese.
Deltrese: Who?
Keisha: Tch, some bitch named Deltrese.
Deltrese: OH MY GOD EXCUSE YOU, MY NAME IS DELTRESE ,SO YOU BEST GET UP OUT THIS KITCHEN WITH YOUR BLUE ASS, WEAVE LOOKING DUMB ASS HOE, HOW MANY MY LITTLE PONY DOLLS DID IT TAKE TO MAKE THAT STUPID WEAVE, I WILL SNATCH YOU SO FAST UP YO ****IN HEAD, I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH IT BITCH, SO GET THE **** OUT MY KITCHEN OKAY,YOU BEST GET OUT MY FACE, GET OUTTA HERE BITCH, I WILL STOMP THE YARD ON YO BODY...Hahahaha, Hoe my gawd she ran away, what a stupid bitch, she a dumb hoe.
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Keisha: Hoe my gawd Breadquanda, let me tell you dis, let me tell you -
Breadquanda: Yes, tell me what it is, baybehh.
Keisha: Hoe ma gawd, I had just got off the phone with Eshewandabufantanquibalefandel*larequandralaquishabonishatish*abufantrellaniquandrea, and she has say "I got some juicy gossip for you" and I said, what's the deal, what's the deal, tell me what's the deal, and she has say that she has seen Derrell ****in' some bitch named Deltrese.
Breadquanda: Hoe ma gahh no, now I know dat is a bald headed lie cos I had sucked his dick so hard last week dat it had went *pop* and popped clean off and I was like what the **** am I sposed to do with dis now, it's a dildo?
Keisha: Hoe ma gay!
Breadquanda: Hoe ma gahh!
Keisha: Hoe ma gay!
Breadquanda: Hoe ma garrhh!
Keisha: Hoe ma gay!
Breadquanda: Hooooeeee ma gahh..
Keisha: Hoeee ma gayy..
Breadquanda: Hoee ma gawwd.. GURL, let's go to the club and pop our pussies!
Keisha: Yes gurl, it's time to G-O out the D-O.
The above post has a 50% chance of being useless. Potentially. Maybe.
BEST AAAs: WANDERLUST, Pandora, Necropotence, Mourning The Lost, Eradication, Feldschlacht
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
these types of threads always lead to "do this impossible score, heuh heuh" and "do my (home)work for me"
:l on a side note, first person to post the usernames of the three top Super Mario 64 speedrunners in the world in descending order gets an easy 3k credits. English usernames only, so no ですです.
Keisha Fabo: Hoe ma gad girl, let me tell you, you will not believe what I had just heard, I had just gon heard, I just got off the phone with Eshewandabufantanquibalefandel*larequandralaquishabonishatish*abufantrellaniquandrea, and SHE has say that she has seen Derrell ****in some other lady!
Fixt...? If that's not it then it's not decipherable.
Keisha Fabo: Hoe ma gad girl, let me tell you, you will not believe what I had just heard, I had just gon heard, I just got off the phone with Eshewandabufantanquibalefandel*larequandralaquishabonishatish*abufantrellaniquandrea, and SHE has say that she has seen Derrell ****in some other lady!
Fixt...? If that's not it then it's not decipherable.
Hoe ma gad girl, let me tell you, you will not believe what I had just heard, that had just oc-curred, I just got off the phone with Eshewandabufantanquibalefandel*larequandralaquishabonishatish*abufantrellaniquandrea, and SHE has say that she has seen Derrell ****in some other lady!
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