Make a Wish!

[tomokon]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted - but you have to kill your parents first.

i wish there's a way i could go back in time.

[JackDrinksJack]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted, but the only place you can go back to is 1771, Yaeyama, Okinawa, Japan.

i wish i was a fish

[Nerdyest Dorkyest]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted but a shark ate you
I wish someone could make my day

[Shikari]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but this same person will ruin your entire life in the day after.


I wish I could fly.

[Nivenalis]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but a bird poops on your face. You lose control and die.

I wish I could be taller.

[samurai7694]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but your height will be 7'1 and you cannot be any shorter or taller than that.

I wish I was the fastest guitar player on Earth.

[tofurox]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but then your fingers will catch on fire.

I wish I could write my humanities essay.

[Emo_Saur_]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but it's already past-due and you fail the course.

I wish I could win the Lottery twice in a row.

[~kitty~]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but you spend all of the money in a month and end up going severely in debt and die a severely stressful death.

I wish I were the Devil.

[yo man im awesome]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but you spend all of the money in a month and end up going severely in debt and die a severely stressful death.

I wish I were the Devil.

Granted, but you have to deal with all the slimy d-bags that get sent to hell.

I wish my soccer coach would give me some more playing time in-game, and not pick favorites.

[XxMidigamixX]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted, but you'll be the only player to play on the team

I wish I wasn't so accident-prone x.x

[Thatskier]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted, but you'll be the only player to play on the team

I wish I wasn't so accident-prone x.x

Granted, but you get in a car-accident and die (RICKY BOBBY KILLED YOU).

I wish for knee deep powder for skiing.

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but you actually run into a tree.

I wish for a blanket

[PrawnSkunk]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted, but it is incredibly tacky

I wish ffr would get me laid

[supermousie]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but she'd weigh 300 pounds.

I wish for a cup of noodles.