Chair kills boy by anal penetration

[cedolad]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

Quickly everyone sell their chairs!

[A2P]

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Is this even real

[chidori!]

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i thought the title was a song o.o
but i'm glad i got my laptop a couple days after i got my chair

[StepmaniaGod6969]

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Whoever came up with the idea to put pressurized gas in a chair is a dumbass.

[BigBoss37]

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I heard about this story awhile ago

[thechild]

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Well, my chair spins, and it lowers. COULD IT EXPLODE TOO OR IS THIS SOME OTHER KIND.

[bender5]

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O_O

[Crashfan3]

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HOLY CRAP
I'm officially going to start look for a new chair because I kind of like my ass free of chair parts.

[funmonkey54]

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Wow, that has gotta blow.
/pun

[poochieCREAM]

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i fold my legs under my bum, out of habit
im safe

[Prime8]

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Well my chair just broke yesterday, but it was by no means an explosion. 2 of the legs completely snapped as I bent over to pick my controller up, which obviously led to a nasty spill. Laughs ensued.

[Necamus]

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Whoever came up with the idea to put pressurized gas in a chair is a dumbass.

I hope you're kidding.

[qqwref]

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My chair is made of wood. Yay for not-dangerous furniture.

[Cold Kitten]

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My chair is made of wood. Yay for not-dangerous furniture.

Splinters. o:

Anyway, I have a chair that is awesome. And I have a feeling I won't be getting chair parts in ass anytime soon, because if my chair were to explode, it would have by now.

[dore]

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luckily, the only chairs I ever sit in are in places where I could sue if it exploded

couches and beds and floors at home