ITT, post your craziest dreams.

[MixMasterLar]

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I wont tell you the craziest....You'll have to know me IRL to understand why it's freaky, but the one I had last night was pretty odd.

After going from one random place after another, I found myself on this beautiful lsland (I mean really beautiful) with this little girl who had just washed up on the beach. She couldnt see me at all and it was as if I was just there in spirit form watching. The dream ended when, after she had grown up and learned how to take care of herself, a splash of water was thrown in my face and I was back to my house with my family. They didnt waste a single minute in explaining a new proplem that somone had, and I was sent to help out. it ended there.

Basically a texas chainsaw-juggling massacre

ROFL I remember that. I was hoping you would tell it again tho

[jakobsk8]

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I heard that if you dream that you are nude, it means you want more freedom...lol

EDIT:

Well, here is one I had a while back, when I played FFR with another account.

OK, so Tass walks up to me, and he picks me up and yells "WHAT DOES MY BREATH SMELL LIKE?!" in my face. (I know, weird.) So I say it smells like onions. He sets me down and teleported 10 feet away from me, then does a backflip. I walked away.

Later, I found myself playing Pretty Green Onions, then Tass popped out of the screen. He said (yelled) "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BREATH!?" I ran away, but Tass stretched his arms and pulled me back. I was trying to get out of his grasp, but then he said "Let's be best buds!" then gave me a hug.

When he DID release me, I fell into a gaping hole that suddenly appeared under me. I was (for some reason) put into a school outfit, and I started reciting the equivalent of pi. My math teacher walked in the room and said "A+, now go show your mom your horrible grade." I thought about what he said, but I didn't consider anything but showing my mom the grade.

When I got home, my mom was watching TV. I said "Mom! I got an A+ in pi class!" My mom slowly tilted her head in my direction and ripped off her face, revealing ChatLagger. He said (yelled) "HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!" He picked me up and brought me over to the refrigerator.

He took out a pie (lol pi, pie) and said "See this?!" He started spazzing and flinging his arms around and making sounds like "OOOOOOoHWEEEEEEEEHEHEHEYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHEEEEE H!" He abruptly stopped. I stared at him for a second. Then, he threw the pie in his face. Then I "woke up" to find that I AAAed Pretty Green Onions in my sleep. I was about to post about it in the forums and then I really did wake up.

That is the gayest thing I have ever heard, but Tass's breath really does smell like onions. How can I tell? I smell onions every time I go on his profile. ^_^


Getting back on topic, I remember this dream where I was on a boat dock, and I all of a sudden fell in the water, only to find I could jump across the water. Some random chick was announcing that in some booming, echoing voice. very random.

[Crashfan3]

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Mkay... 6:54 AM, let's post this before I forget about it.

Lastnight's dream, my class was going on a field trip to this retarded opera at the educational theater in Corvallis. So, I'm sitting there in about the 8th row, and the whole thing is this morbidly obese woman holding a loud A# note for about 20 minutes... so I get bored, and pull out my Nintendo DS, start playing that... then my friend taps me on the shoulder and says "Dude, look at the fat bitch on stage!" so I pause my game, look up, and she's like twice as fat as when she started singing, and she's more perfectly orb-like, and is beginning to levitate, and she's getting bigger by the second. Pretty soon she's taking up the whole stage and someone shouts "She's gonna blow!!". We all manage to leave the building in a crazed frenzy and soon there's this massive explosion that lifts the roof off and all this nasty green gas starts coming out...

About then I woke up.

[MixMasterLar]

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wow Crash fan....just wow

[LilyPichu]

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My house was being robbed and my grandmother's head got severed.

[Bynary Fission]

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I either don't dream or I don't remember them (Which makes me think I didn't dream at all, I very rarely even remember having a dream)...except one. I had this dream about three years ago, when I was 11.

I once entered a circus-like place, the only discrepancy being was that it had a tiled floor. There were various games, and I looked around. I noticed this brilliantly covered room with a tapestry for a door. I entered, and this gorgeous room was what lay beyond the door. It had red and yellow Chinese themes, and there were pillows, tapestries and other artifacts about, and a Chinese man was sitting up on this high chair. I approached him, and asked me "Would you like some Chinese tea?". I said no thanks, but then he yells at me "BUT IT'S CHINESE!!!!". So I'm like "Ok I'll have some". I drink it and I forget about the cup, so it went away (Though it didn't poof or anything, it just went away). I walked out and headed downwards, and I noticed this dragon sea-monster thingy that looked exactly like a Playmobil toy I had (And still have), along with a troupe of other people with it. I pay no notice to it. I play a game, (The one where you throw a ball at some bottles and try to knock them all down). I won, but didn't get anything, I just walked away instead. wtf.

Anyways, I walked down the hall until I encountered my old librarian from 5th/6th grade (she was mean, and in the dream she was evil). She led kids into extra rooms where she taught them to be bad by playing gory, violent video games like Resident Evil, you could kill and attack dummies, and most of all, she led them in with gas for .14 cents a gallon. My sister, who came out of nowhere, went in. I tried to talk her out of it, but she went in anyways. I got angry, but just walked away because she was in there for good. Then, (don't ask me how, I just did), I realized that the dragon I saw could stop her. I ran towards the dragon in a panic, but they left in a car and drove up to the sky, a la Harry Potter. I was pissed off, and tried to follow them, but it was too late. So I walked back, sad. But then I looked to my right, and saw this dark hall that I didn't notice before. There was no light, it was pitch black. I walked in it, and my body disappeared as I stepped into the darkness. The dream ended (I wasn't eaten alive, I disappeared because the hall was dark).

I had a continuation of the dream a few years later, but I only remember me going into an adjacent room on my right, where some girls were having a pillow fight. They then battered me with pillows, telling me to get out.

Weird huh?


~Bynary Fission

[jugglinguy]

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How does almost everyone remember their dreams so well?

And I used to get a dream each night for a week, each where I was paralyzed. I guess i'm not creative enough to have cool dreams =(

[afronova1127]

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I'm known for weird dreams, the only one i can think of is:
My dad told me that asian guys wearing tuxedos, carrying breifcases and wearing chicken shoes would kill me if i wasnt inside, once i was in i saw a few walking up and down my block

[David_le248]

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Well mines may be crazy but my sister was a serial killer. scary

[xinpig]

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wierdest dream ever: i broke a keyboard while playing FFR i was doomed! and i was stuck in hell so no new keyboards T.T

[omgitznpv]

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LMFAO CRASHFAN THAT MADE MY DAY

Okay, but seriously, I had a dream that I was able to fly and the world was in some weird rainbow color and I ate a tree.

[travman301]

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I have crazy dreams on a nightly basis, but there is one that has stuck with me through the years.

So... when I was little I loved the power rangers and this dream occurred around this time (probably when I was around 7 or 8).

And one night went I went to sleep, I had a dream that the red power ranger was actually an alien, and him and a giant waffle came down from outer space.

So I went to meet them and tried to make peace with the waffle. (He was much taller than my 8 year old self and had arms and legs. No face though) But it soon turned out that they weren’t peaceful.

That set me and the red power ranger into combat. So we fought on the dam that separated my pool from the Jacuzzi in my backyard. Eventually, I just pushed him in the water and all the electronic crap in his suit just fried him.

On to the waffle. I was trying to fight it, but he was just too strong. So I kneeled in front of it and put my hands in a prayer/peace gesture. He made this karate chop motion in the air and was coming down for my neck. I woke up before he made contact.

Back when I had this dream it freaked me the **** out. In retrospect it was funny as hell though.

[fastfingers65]

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I had a dream I met TechnoViking.

[devilsdeviousdancer]

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I remember a long time ago...must have been when i was like 6 or so..
me and a bunch of old childhood friends were running along and all of a sudden all FF battle like we see these bunch of guys and we're randomly in like full armor only ours suck and theirs is all awesome. all of a sudden all these drop down windows appear and say things in chinese or japanese (don't remember) and my arms start flailing because i don't know what any of it means.. and then all of a sudden i duck down and start mummbling something i stand up look around and nothing happens except this like checker board appears on the ground and the other guys start moving towards us swords drawn etc. i turn to my friends saying go ahead i'll keep them busy..here were are in like crappy armor and like sticks for weapons and one comes up to me and i'm all you can't beat me i'm the best blah blah blah and he laughs takes his sword and stabs me through the stomach...i scream in the dream and real life, turns out a glass of water had fallen onto my stomach (i get really thirsty during the night and have to drink room temp beverages)

[jakeyjake7]

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not the wierdest, but one of the more amusing dreams i've had, was a dream about various rapping fruits. and i mean fruits as in apples, bananas, and pineapples.

my ex had a dream that i was having sex with some random girl in her attic too.