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  • MaxGhost
    FFR Veteran
    • Feb 2008
    • 2141
    #1

    Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

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    Greyhound Bus Accidentally Dumps Bull Semen On a Highway. Everyone Is Confused
    http://gizmodo.com/5833594/greyhound-bus-accidentally-dumps-bull-semen-on-a-highway-everyone-is-confused
    A Greyhound bus was on a slightly-less-than normal trip to Texas this morning. Along with its passengers, it was carrying bull spunk. Bull spunk it dumped


    WTF?
    Last edited by MaxGhost; 08-23-2011, 01:07 PM.
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    • PrawnSkunk
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      • Dec 2007
      • 3907
      #2
      Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

      I hate when that happens.

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        • Frank Munoz
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          • Nov 2007
          • 2047
          #3
          Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

          Originally posted by PrawnSkunk
          I hate when that happens.
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            • justin_ator
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              • Mar 2007
              • 7648
              #4
              Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

              LOL

              The spelling and sentence structure mistakes made me cringe...why do people not have these things proofread?

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                • Spenner
                  Forum User
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 2403
                  #5
                  Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                  That greyhound must have balls the size of melons
                  Last edited by Spenner; 08-23-2011, 01:09 PM.

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                    • MaxGhost
                      FFR Veteran
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 2141
                      #6
                      Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                      Alternate article: http://gizmodo.com/5833594/greyhound...ne-is-confused

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                        • justin_ator
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                          • Mar 2007
                          • 7648
                          #7
                          Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                          Omfg this made me lol so hard

                          A Greyhound spokesperson said it's not uncommon that the bus was carrying bull sperm.

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                            • MaxGhost
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 2141
                              #8
                              Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                              From the Gizmodo article: "But after Greyhound dropped the load...". I lold hard.

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                                • demonllama6124
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                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 1440
                                  #9
                                  Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                                  "Depending on the bull the sperm came from, straws are worth between $18 and $50 each, according to experts. It's possible the load that fell off the bus Tuesday morning was worth as much as $80,000."

                                  wish mine was worth that much
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                                    • smartdude1212
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                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 6687
                                      #10
                                      Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                                      The bus did not know it lost its load and had continued on.
                                      Makes it sound like the bus should have been thinking.

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                                        • Juri Han
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                                          • Jul 2011
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                                          #11
                                          Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                                          Originally posted by demonllama6124
                                          "Depending on the bull the sperm came from, straws are worth between $18 and $50 each, according to experts. It's possible the load that fell off the bus Tuesday morning was worth as much as $80,000."

                                          wish mine was worth that much
                                          thats quite alot for a firearm
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                                            • rushyrulz
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                                              • Feb 2006
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                                              #12
                                              Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                                              Premature Ejaculation.


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                                                • igotrhythm
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                                                  • Sep 2004
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                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                                                  ^ Someone had to say it, I suppose. But seriously, bulls are milked for their semen in order to impregnate cows, which in turn start generating milk for their calves, which is then harvested and shipped out to humans all over the world.

                                                  It's really no different from a business standpoint than if a lumber company had one of its shipments go haywire. Sophomoric joking aside, this sounds like it was pretty hard to clean up.
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                                                    • PrawnSkunk
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                                                      • Dec 2007
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                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                                                      Originally posted by igotrhythm
                                                      Sophomoric joking aside, this sounds like it was pretty hard to clean up.

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                                                        • rushyrulz
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                                                          • Feb 2006
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                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Bull Semen spilled on an interstate

                                                          ROFL


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