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  • Tater Tot
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2007
    • 582

    #1

    Haiku Contest!!!

    I'm having a Haiku contest! Winner gets 100 credits!
    Post your haiku under this thread before October 24th. One Entry per person. Winner will be announced 1 week after contest ends unless otherwise posted. Must be proper Haiku consisting of three lines with 5 syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. No Profanity please. Do not post on this thread unless it is a haiku poem. No plagiarism either!!!!! ALL POEMS MUST BE ORIGINAL, THAT MEANS MADE BY YOU!!!! And for those of you smart asses out there, NO IT IS NOT FOR ME TO USE!!!

    May the best poet win!!!

    Tater Tot
    Last edited by Tater Tot; 10-4-2007, 12:20 PM. Reason: Dumbass people


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  • bluguerrilla
    FFR Player
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Apr 2006
    • 3966

    #2
    Re: Haiku Contest!!!

    100 Credits
    What a waste of precious time
    I don't even care

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    • TD_m0nster
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2007
      • 248

      #3
      Re: Haiku Contest!!!

      I sense someone is
      In need of a haiku for
      his english class. ass

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      • EI_Tizzy
        FFR Player
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Aug 2006
        • 942

        #4
        Re: Haiku Contest!!!

        We are so clever
        To make fun of him with these
        Psuedo-haikus. Ha!
        Only at the FFR Quidditch World Cup...
        Originally posted by flipsta_lombax
        After poop, it seems like all the places are filled. Awesome.
        Originally posted by Breedwell
        Norway is going to rape. Seriously.
        Originally posted by rzr
        They're too expensive. Like your English hookers. Cost too much. Stick to good 'ol fashion cheap hookers. We offer them in Sweden too ^^

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        • All_That_Chaz
          Supreme Dictator For Life
          • Apr 2004
          • 5874

          #5
          Re: Haiku Contest!!!

          What would jesus do?
          Probably get crucified.
          He was good at that.
          Back to "Back to Earth"
          Originally posted by FoJaR
          dammit chaz
          Originally posted by FoJaR
          god dammit chaz
          Originally posted by MalReynolds
          I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

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          • smartdude1212
            2 is poo
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Sep 2005
            • 6687

            #6
            Re: Haiku Contest!!!

            Haiku haiku five!
            Haiku haiku seven! Wait...
            Haiku haiku five!

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            • burningeyes88
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2006
              • 359

              #7
              Re: Haiku Contest!!!

              the cold winter breeze
              brushes against your cold red cheeks
              nothing but wind howling

              mine so dont take it
              Originally posted by 6 p01nt3d*st@r
              You spelled FFR wrong.

              Originally posted by Shashakiro
              Yeah, FFR is addicting...I don't think I'll get bored with this game unless I somehow become the best at it, which won't happen.
              Originally posted by Synthlight
              I usually just get all naked and tell them they will turn gay if they touch me.

              Cheers,

              Synthlight

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              • ShastaTwist
                FFR Veteran
                • Sep 2004
                • 599

                #8
                Re: Haiku Contest!!!

                Originally posted by All_That_Chaz
                What would jesus do?
                Probably get crucified.
                He was good at that.
                Favorite.

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                • All_That_Chaz
                  Supreme Dictator For Life
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 5874

                  #9
                  Re: Haiku Contest!!!

                  My heart - full of joy.
                  My love for her sustains me.
                  My fair, sweet, Shasta.

                  Back to "Back to Earth"
                  Originally posted by FoJaR
                  dammit chaz
                  Originally posted by FoJaR
                  god dammit chaz
                  Originally posted by MalReynolds
                  I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

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                  • All_That_Chaz
                    Supreme Dictator For Life
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 5874

                    #10
                    Re: Haiku Contest!!!

                    I'll wait two years though
                    I'm not a pedophile
                    I totally swear

                    =/
                    Back to "Back to Earth"
                    Originally posted by FoJaR
                    dammit chaz
                    Originally posted by FoJaR
                    god dammit chaz
                    Originally posted by MalReynolds
                    I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

                    Comment

                    • ShastaTwist
                      FFR Veteran
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 599

                      #11
                      Re: Haiku Contest!!!

                      Originally posted by All_That_Chaz
                      I'll wait two years though
                      I'm not a pedophile
                      I totally swear

                      =/
                      One year, sixteen days
                      Three hundred eighty-two days
                      Is what you must wait

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                      • All_That_Chaz
                        Supreme Dictator For Life
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 5874

                        #12
                        Re: Haiku Contest!!!

                        And for your birthday
                        A plane ticket and a ring
                        Will be your presents

                        =O
                        Back to "Back to Earth"
                        Originally posted by FoJaR
                        dammit chaz
                        Originally posted by FoJaR
                        god dammit chaz
                        Originally posted by MalReynolds
                        I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

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                        • KilikOdagawa
                          Zombie Dancer
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 737

                          #13
                          Re: Haiku Contest!!!

                          Through the high green leaves
                          With no destination elsewhere
                          I hear it calling
                          Came back on the 3/25/17 after 8 years of being AFK.

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                          • Tater Tot
                            FFR Player
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 582

                            #14
                            Re: Haiku Contest!!!

                            Apparently, some people didn't read the rules of the contest, so allow me to clarify. YOU ARE ALLOWED ONE POST PER PERSON. THAT MEANS ONLY ONE HAIKU. From now on, anyone who places multiple haiku's will no longer be considered for judgment. THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY BROKEN THIS RULE WILL ONLY HAVE THEIR FIRST HAIKU ACCEPTED FOR THE CONTEST.



                            Originally posted by Tater Tot
                            I'm having a Haiku contest! Winner gets 100 credits!
                            Post your haiku under this thread before October 24th. One Entry per person. Winner will be announced 1 week after contest ends unless otherwise posted. Must be proper Haiku consisting of three lines with 5 syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. No Profanity please. Do not post on this thread unless it is a haiku poem. No plagiarism either!!!!! ALL POEMS MUST BE ORIGINAL, THAT MEANS MADE BY YOU!!!! And for those of you smart asses out there, NO IT IS NOT FOR ME TO USE!!!

                            May the best poet win!!!

                            Tater Tot


                            All images are links, click one and have fun!

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                            • KilikOdagawa
                              Zombie Dancer
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 737

                              #15
                              Re: Haiku Contest!!!

                              Okay, so when does this thing end anyway?
                              Came back on the 3/25/17 after 8 years of being AFK.

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