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  • madmatt621
    Banned
    • Dec 2006
    • 3000

    #1

    Worst Things to Say in Bed

    What do you think would be some of the worst things to hear or say in bed? This is a joking topic, not a serious one, just so you know, so have fun with it.

    One that I can think of, if it also applied to talking about yourself, would be to say, "Oh yeah, it's built for speed!"
  • jugglinguy
    Use me as a porta-potty
    • Dec 2006
    • 4319

    #2
    Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

    Can you believe how dumb the "worst things to say in bed" thread is?

    i mean, completely random =\. Sowwy.
    Originally posted by Jem
    Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

    You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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    • Doug31
      Falcon Paaaauuuunch!!!!!!
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jun 2004
      • 6811

      #3
      Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

      The worst thing to say in bed is, "Guido will say this isn't a game." I don't think it's as dumb as juggling says, though.

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      • Matrixdude
        And She Screams My Name
        • Jun 2006
        • 1351

        #4
        Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

        Are you gonna eat all that?

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        • chunky_cheese
          FFR Player
          • Jul 2004
          • 1736

          #5
          Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

          "That's not how my last girlfriend did it"

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          • Bamboozler
            Banned
            • Feb 2006
            • 155

            #6
            Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

            Worst thing to say in bed is "I posted in the Worst Things to Say in Bed Thread" without reporting it.

            *SLAP*

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            • Doug31
              Falcon Paaaauuuunch!!!!!!
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jun 2004
              • 6811

              #7
              Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

              "That's not how Michael Jackson did it."

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              • boringdude23
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2006
                • 51

                #8
                Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                that's not how your sister did it.
                Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                Penis.


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                • soulofcerberus
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 367

                  #9
                  Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                  Damn you're better at this than your friend

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                  • Doug31
                    Falcon Paaaauuuunch!!!!!!
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6811

                    #10
                    Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                    "That's not how your mom did it."

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                    • Matrixdude
                      And She Screams My Name
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 1351

                      #11
                      Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                      Damnit, all the cheetos are gone! You fat ****

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                      • boringdude23
                        FFR Player
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 51

                        #12
                        Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                        thats not how your grandmother did it
                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                        Penis.


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                        • soulofcerberus
                          FFR Player
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 367

                          #13
                          Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                          Thats not how your husband did it

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                          • Doug31
                            Falcon Paaaauuuunch!!!!!!
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6811

                            #14
                            Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                            "That's not how any of your 18 siblings, your mom, dad, grandparents, husband, wife, sons, or daughters did it."

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                            • Bamboozler
                              Banned
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 155

                              #15
                              Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                              Ooops I swallowed ma laza.

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