Worst Things to Say in Bed

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  • jayman144
    FFR Player
    • May 2006
    • 11
    #61
    Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

    zzz...zzz

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      • madmatt621
        Banned
        • Dec 2006
        • 3000
        #62
        Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

        I'm pretty sure I took my pill today.

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          • Adamaja456
            Absurd
            • Dec 2006
            • 6433
            #63
            Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

            Ive had better


            582 Tier Points(Tier 3)
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              • Matrixdude
                And She Screams My Name
                • Jun 2006
                • 1351
                #64
                Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                Steve: *looks at woman's face* Jill!?
                Jill: Steve!?
                Steve: OMG Jill how did you get into this business?? My wife would be very pleased to hear you're doing well for yourself.

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                  • u84
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 1921
                    #65
                    Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                    "Damn, you are so young and fine. Wait, Sarah?!"
                    "Dad?!"
                    Originally posted by ryanisadouche
                    I woke up this morning wearing my new ffr shirt which confused me.

                    Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


                    Last edited by: Tasselfoot; 7 minutes ago. Reason: I am your MILF.

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                      • Matrixdude
                        And She Screams My Name
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 1351
                        #66
                        Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                        I lol'd at that one too^^

                        "Pickle Surprise!"

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                          • Adamaja456
                            Absurd
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 6433
                            #67
                            Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                            *after turning the lights back on and done with the sex*

                            Guy:Sorry, i didn't wear a condom, i just didn't feel like it tonight

                            *gets up and walks out of the house*


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                            602 AAAs(517+23+62)
                            People who bought me subscriptions/tokens:
                            DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months)
                            ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months)
                            4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months)
                            Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2)
                            dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

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                              • u84
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 1921
                                #68
                                Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                "Damn, baby. This won't work. Every time a brother tries to please your little pussy, they get poked in the eye." Use your imagination.
                                Originally posted by ryanisadouche
                                I woke up this morning wearing my new ffr shirt which confused me.

                                Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


                                Last edited by: Tasselfoot; 7 minutes ago. Reason: I am your MILF.

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                                  • p4ntysh0t
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 47
                                    #69
                                    Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                    The condom may or may not have broken.

                                    You'll find out in dew time I guess.

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                                      • u84
                                        FFR Veteran
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 1921
                                        #70
                                        Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                        Originally posted by p4ntysh0t
                                        The condom may or may not have broken.

                                        You'll find out in due time, I guess.
                                        Fixed.
                                        Originally posted by ryanisadouche
                                        I woke up this morning wearing my new ffr shirt which confused me.

                                        Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


                                        Last edited by: Tasselfoot; 7 minutes ago. Reason: I am your MILF.

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                                          • HammyMcSquirrel
                                            Everlong
                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                            FFR Music Producer
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 3833
                                            #71
                                            Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                            "Hey, I'm totally doing you right now."

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                                              • Matrixdude
                                                And She Screams My Name
                                                • Jun 2006
                                                • 1351
                                                #72
                                                Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                                Holy **** a spider!

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                                                  • GuidoHunter
                                                    is against custom titles
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 7371
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                                    matt, stop making stupid postwhoring threads and try making a game some time.

                                                    --Guido

                                                    http://andy.mikee385.com

                                                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                                    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                                                    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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