Worst Things to Say in Bed

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  • Matrixdude
    And She Screams My Name
    • Jun 2006
    • 1351
    #31
    Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

    "I'm gay and my boyfriend is having an affair with your husband."

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      • shantred
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2006
        • 108
        #32
        Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

        Can i have my hand back?

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          • Bamboozler
            Banned
            • Feb 2006
            • 155
            #33
            Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

            I'm tired.

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              • soulofcerberus
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2006
                • 367
                #34
                Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                Originally posted by Matrixdude
                "I'm gay and my boyfriend is having an affair with your husband."
                Since I'm a guy I'd just say... "really? Well screw that why didn't you invite them over for a 4some?"

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                  • Matrixdude
                    And She Screams My Name
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 1351
                    #35
                    Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                    I'm afraid I've lost my fingers in your ****

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                      • shantred
                        FFR Player
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 108
                        #36
                        Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                        Have any holy water?

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                          • Matrixdude
                            And She Screams My Name
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 1351
                            #37
                            Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                            Your mom's a ******

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                              • Bamboozler
                                Banned
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 155
                                #38
                                Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                Hi mom.

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                                  • shantred
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Feb 2006
                                    • 108
                                    #39
                                    Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                    "Ooops"

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                                      • Bamboozler
                                        Banned
                                        • Feb 2006
                                        • 155
                                        #40
                                        Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                        Hold it, hold it... thought I heard the doorbell ring... prolly the hookers...

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                                          • Biff_tech
                                            so the 17 ate the 12 eh.
                                            • Oct 2004
                                            • 826
                                            #41
                                            Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                            You look nothing like the ad.
                                            CLICK \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/

                                            Sig by Darkmonkey AKA Clowd

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                                              • Doug31
                                                Falcon Paaaauuuunch!!!!!!
                                                FFR Simfile Author
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 6811
                                                #42
                                                Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                                So, how many years have you been a prostitute, and how many more than 1938918 of your other hooker friends have I already hooked up with multiple times each?

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                                                  • argo15
                                                    FFR Veteran
                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 1863
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                                    Congrats you are now signed up to gay porn sites

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                                                      • Matrixdude
                                                        And She Screams My Name
                                                        • Jun 2006
                                                        • 1351
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                                        Needs More Cowbell

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                                                          • Bamboozler
                                                            Banned
                                                            • Feb 2006
                                                            • 155
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed

                                                            Oh... one of those

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