there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

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  • bmah
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    • Oct 2003
    • 8448
    #1

    there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

    I wasn't there to see it, but my parents did see a small area marked with yellow tape in the morning, along with police cars. Didn't know what was going on until the evening news.

    Apparently, near the local grocery store, a man was found residing in a large recycling bin (ones where large amount of garbage is dumped) to shelter from the outdoor elements. The recycling truck came to collect the garbage...so the man was tossed about 20 feet from the air into the truck and died from head injuries.

    Uh oh.
    Last edited by bmah; 04-7-2007, 07:27 PM.
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    • inflames07
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2007
      • 470
      #2
      Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

      Lmao.



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        • jellygod
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          • Jan 2007
          • 1703
          #3
          Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

          wow thats kinda funny

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            • TS_SonicMaster
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              • Apr 2006
              • 1257
              #4
              Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

              Both funny xD and sad D:

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                • madmatt621
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                  • Dec 2006
                  • 3000
                  #5
                  Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                  (((LMFAO)))

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                    • Kilgamayan
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                      • Feb 2003
                      • 6583
                      #6
                      Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                      Originally posted by everyone itt
                      lol someone died
                        
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                        • YourFriendlyBisexual
                          FFR Player
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 68
                          #7
                          Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                          If he hadn't died, I might have found it amusing but since he did.
                          That's just sad.
                          Poor guy.
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                            • Femsyn
                              FFR Player
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 28
                              #8
                              Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                              Poor man. He was only trying to "shelter from the outdoor elements".

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                                • bmah
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                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 8448
                                  #9
                                  Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                                  The thing is, he's not the only one hiding in the dumps. It is known that some people do temporarily live in those things. I don't find this particular situation that funny.

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                                    • evilcowgod
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 531
                                      #10
                                      Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                                      LOL WTF?

                                      Why would he hide in a recycle bin. Shouldn't his first thought have been "what if the garbage guy comes and picks this up"?

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                                        • madmatt621
                                          Banned
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 3000
                                          #11
                                          Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                                          Originally posted by evilcowgod
                                          LOL WTF?

                                          Why would he hide in a recycle bin. Shouldn't his first thought have been "what if the garbage guy comes and picks this up"?
                                          His first thought is "Damn it's cold. I need to find a place to stay temporary."

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                                            • AriesMalvis
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 1345
                                              #12
                                              Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                                              well i don't find it funny at all =/

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                                                • ltbby
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                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 105
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                                                  Originally posted by AriesMalvis
                                                  well i don't find it funny at all =/
                                                  me neither. That's really sad =[

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                                                    • Windscarredfaith
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                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 2612
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                                                      Just on Thursday, three people within a 40 mile radius from me robbed a bank and FBI agents came, and an FBI agent accidentally shot another FBI agent.

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                                                        • evilcowgod
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                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 531
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: there's a man in a recycling bin near my house

                                                          Originally posted by madmatt621
                                                          (((LMFAO)))
                                                          Quoted for truth.
                                                          Last edited by evilcowgod; 04-7-2007, 11:14 PM.

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